It’s Friday the 13th so that means when the clock struck midnight I started another Friday the 13th movie. I am up to Freddy vs. Jason in my cycle. Which is you know… not great. It’s not as bad as some people make it out to be, it certainly delivers on the whole Freddy vs. Jason part. Kinda. But Katharine Isabelle is a good example of why it was disappointing as she was the big clue it was going to be ahead of time. She was clear about her disappointment in her role and the movie in general when it was being made. I mean, she was coming off of what was almost an immediate classic in Ginger Snaps, so she knew what she was doing and uh… she wasn’t impressed. And she was underused. Because she wasn’t given a character. Almost no one was except the two leads, who it turns out were not great and their characters were stupid (I mean, they were in love but hadn’t seen each other in 5 years but they’re both 17? Really? In love at 12? Really movie? I can believe in a Dream Killer and an unkillable mamma’s boy, but the idea that two 12 year olds have a deep, deep love that persists in the 5 years apart and prevents them from dating anyone else pushes the bounds of believability to me). Anyway, the movie has it’s moments and one of those is every time Katharine Isabelle is on screen because I love Katharine Isabelle and welcome any chance to see her. Even if she is being underused. I mean, at least i get to see her, you guys have no idea how hard it is to find pictures of her. Dear world, please make her more famous for me, thanks. Happy Friday the 13th guys, resist the urges to go skinny dipping or ignore your responsibilities to bang a coworker. It’ll bit you in the ass! Today I want to fuck Katharine Isabelle.
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