Tag: blonde

So recently someone identified a pattern to my posts as going: talks about hot girl, digresses about some issue of philosophy and metaphysics, mentions girl is hot again, done.  Now, I would like to point out this is most likely a phenomena called Apophenia but I won’t.  Because this is a Pigeon Foo post and I would point out I never go off on digressions with her, instead I give you rock solid, 100% accurate Foo Facts.  So here is Pigeon Foo and here is Foo Fact #1.  She can slam dunk a basketball from a standstill.  She won’t but she can.  So don’t bother to ask her to do it or anything, she won’t.  She thinks it’s showy and that isn’t who she is.  Foo Fact #2.  She could beat your dad in a fight.  I am sorry, I know this will be upsetting to some but it’s just the truth, you’ll have to just accept it.  I mean, don’t worry, she probably won’t, she just can.  She’s not some Rabid Dad Beater just going from town to town beating up people’s dads.  She could be, but she’s not.  Foo Fact #3.  She’s still not over Silent Hills. Foo Fact #4. She keeps Halloween in her heart all year round.  Foo Fact #5.  She would kill you and everyone you hold dear to become a Sailor Scout.  So there you go, irrefutable Foo Facts and proof that I am not at all falling into some sort of pattern.  Anyway, if you’d like to learn more about Pigeon Foo please visit your local library or follow her @pigeonfoo.  Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

You’ll have to forgive any mistakes here today cause I am more than a little out of it.  You guys are about to lose me to Civilization 6 and it came out at midnight and I was still up so I was like, I’ll play for just a little bit and then go to bed.  I played for lots of bits and I am dragging.  I am too old for nonsense, I am really dragging.  Last night was also a new episode of The Good Place which I watched while starting up Civ 6.  It is so nice to have Kristen Bell on my TV again every week, I had no idea how much I had missed it.  So here she is because today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

So Supergirl is back and I couldn’t be more excited.  For lots of reasons.  First and foremost is that I absolutely love Melissa Benoist in the role.  The show has some flaws, though I like it a lot, but it is amazing how perfectly it does Supergirl.  And after last night how perfectly it does Superman.  It fills me with joy that I am really not equipped to put into words.  Yesterday was a tough day because sometimes no good, very bad days just happen, even in Australia.  So it was nice to get some members of the Superfamily being Superheroic.  And hopeful.  And just good people.  And I didn’t mean to make this some kind of subtle slam against the movies but it is starting to sound like it.  That wasn’t on purpose.  The thing is I love the characters and I love their goodness and what they represent.  And having it back is nice because I am grateful for Melissa Benoist in the role.  She is great.  Today I want to fuck Melissa Benoist.

Hey guys, not really going to write anything today, not really in a place to do so. Or the mood.  Here is Holly Willoughby because I find something strangely comforting about Holly Willoughby.  I dunno what.  But that’s why she’s here. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

It is so nice to have Kristen Bell on a show I look forward to again.  The show in question is the Good Place which is pretty good so far and fingers crossed it will get better given the creative team and the trajectory of their past shows.  It’s a little hard to wrap my mind around the idea of Kristen Bell being a terrible person because in reality she is the best person.  I don’t have like… evidence to back this up so much as a strong bias towards everything about her being great given the fact that one day I am going to have her babies.  One day.  Anyway, it’s on tonight and that’s worth celebrating and today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Blake Lively is here because I had a dream about her.  It was honestly kind of odd, Leighton Meester was there but only barely.  Mainly I just played catch with a Frisbee with Blake Lively while I waited for the laundry to finish.  I was closing up my vacation home for the summer and I guess they had gone with me maybe?  I don’t know, I had to finish the sheets and put them away before I left and I remember worrying a little about making her run too far left or right to catch the Frisbee because she was pregnant even though she didn’t look pregnant at all.  Is Blake Lively still pregnant?  I feel like she is but I don’t know, I haven’t seen any new pictures of her since the Spring.  Well, either way, we can agree this is a compelling post because people love hearing about other people’s stupid dreams.  The result either way is Blake Lively on the mind today so here are the most recent pictures I have from her.  Again, from the Spring basically.  Today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

Here is Hillary Duff.  This is the third time I have posted her, which is one time more than I thought I had posted Hillary Duff.  She’s this odd case where pictures of her are almost omnipresent, but they are always pictures of her like out with her kid or something and it creeps me out a little.  She’s also an odd case because it feels like she’s been famous almost my entire adult life but like… famous for other people.  For me she’s a celebrity I have never seen in or engaged with in any way.  Yet, if you look at my other posts, people were always like, “Oh, you’d love her”.  And I get it, I do often go, “Oh hey, she’s pretty”.  And that’s happened this week, she has actually shown up at like… events, not just her mailbox as paparazzi jump out of the bushes (though some of those are here cause I’m lazy and busy and they are just right there).  I really liked her purple top for some reason.  I don’t really know why.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Hillary Duff.

Here is Erin Andrews because yesterday was football and she was the sideline reporter for the game I watched.  Which doesn’t happen like it used to once upon a time, in part because I watch less but also cause my team’s games don’t get the A crew very often.  Anyway, I had some stuff to say and write but today has been stupid busy (and tumblr ate my first post.  I didn’t even realize it didn’t post until now, like 4 hours later) so I am just going to put it out there.  She hasn’t shown up in a long time but I find her attractive and today I want to fuck Erin Andrews.

So… I had a hard time deciding today because there were probably 5 or 6 people who looked so good last night that i would be willing to put them here but at the same time no one who blew me away to a degree that I felt they could not be denied.  So in the end, when there were a lot of people who looked lovely… no one beats Kristen Bell because Kristen Bell is amazing.  Besides, it would just be embarrassing to admit I didn’t pick her when one day I have her babies.  I really just liked the cut of her dress as well, I found a few I were drawn to were longer and more flowing.  I guess the embroidery is pretty too but it’s more the shape of the skirts I like.  And she is just so great.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

I watched the Neon Demon and it has stuck with me even if I don’t think I really liked it.  I guess I’d rather than than a blandly pleasant movie in the long run, I like things that demand to be reckoned with, even if when the reckoning is done I come to the conclusion that it was a failure.  Which I haven’t concluded yet, my brain is still processing but I can’t call it a success.  The movie stars Elle Fanning as a hopeful model and this movie owes a lot to the Argento classic Susperia, both in tone and in visual styling.  That is also a movie I ultimately do not like but cannot deny that it has something that has to be reckoned with.  I never thought I’d post Elle Fanning and I wasn’t even sure I wanted to post her today, she’s more here because I can’t quite shake the movie as much as anything.  She did what she needed to in the film. I could see arguing her performance was flat but I think that was the point, she was beautiful but ultimately that was all, really.  Which is kind of the point of the movie, that apparently beauty is enough, despite what people might claim, it’s all that is needed to create fascination.  Or maybe that’s what the movie was, beautiful but hollow.  That certainly is how I describe Susperia and this movie does have me thinking of that.  Either way, I can’t deny there is craft here and something to say, even if the movie, especially the last half an hour, left me unsatisfied.  All these shots are from the movie because they were works of art in how they were composed so today I want to fuck Elle Fanning.