Here is Natalie Dormer because… Natalie Dormer is sexy? I mean, it’s not a question. She is. I just am not sure why she’s
here. I am guessing. I am a little distracted because there is a
bacon festival going on, so big things happening here. Anyway, she is
pretty, I like her, yadda yadda yadda. This will be short. Today I
want to fuck Natalie Dormer.
As I have mentioned many times before I am usually not a huge fan of street candids. There are lots of reasons for this. Pragmatically, they tend to not be as high quality as red carpet pictures or photoshoots. They also are hard to look at without knowing how intrusive they are. Taylor Swift can do nothing in her life without a horde of photographers following her. That would drive me nuts. Even worse, they are all secretly hoping for something unflattering. They want her to trip or they want a butt shot, or they want he wind to whip up her skirt or anything she would definitely not want the world seeing. How you feel about this is up to you to decide, I tend to avoid them though because… well, when I was a kid basically nothing was open on holidays. If it was Thanksgiving and you forgot to buy something you had to wait. Now everything is open and staffed by a work force without the power to demand those days off. So I refuse to go to a store on a holiday. My actions won’t cause the stores to close again but at least I will not be the reason those people have to work. I guess it is the same with paparazzi pictures, I can’t change anything but in general I’d rather not be part of the demand that is the reason they exist. But then sometimes I post them because Taylor Swift dresses better than anyone on the planet and has amazing legs. So I end up posting pictures of Taylor Swift being stalked around New York. Which is what is going on here. So today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.
Here is Jennifer Lawrence and I don’t particularly have a great reason why. I was kind of just thinking about her the past couple of days and how it feels like I see her less these days. I can’t imagine why she would want to be seen less, can you assholes? Sorry, that was harsh but we’re all a bunch of dicks. I mean, if you don’t know what I am talking about I don’t know what to tell you but Miley Cyrus posed naked for I think Paper Magazine the other day and all the comments I saw were crazy negative. A lot of stuff about her being a whore and a skank and how guys are over her. I was never particularly under her but it’s telling that when she was 15 creepy internet dudes drooled over her but once she was old enough to get naked and do so willingly they wanted her gone. So you know, I hope everyone enjoyed seeing Jennifer Lawrence back in the fall because it feels to me like it’s why we see less of her now. I guess it could be coincidence but all I see now are shots of her leaving her hotel or something taken with a telephoto lens. I also don’t see her smile a lot. I guess she’s here because of that. Not that my post is going to make her smile or fix anything (it could be argued I am part of the problem) but these are the things that have been on my mind. Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.
Here is Taylor Swift on stage because… she’s on tour and pictures pop up and she often wears thinks that sparkle and lord knows I can’t seem to resist that. But that is why she is here. That’s enough about that, I just found out my tumblr buddy wildflagsure just found out her cat died. Which is terrible and horrible so if you are reading this why don’t you send her your condolences or a joke or anything. Empty platitudes won’t do much but maybe what you say will help a little bit. I am going to just go out on a limb and say Taylor Swift would want you to. She does like cats. And she seems quite kind. Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.
I started reading a book last night and it was quite good. I read a lot of it. There is a magic to a good book that really can’t be duplicated anywhere else. But I was reading this book and in it it was describing this actress at a dinner party. It made the wise choice of a lot of good fiction in that it didn’t get specific in the description, instead it gives you enough of a rough outline to fill everything else in yourself. It’s more powerful that way. She was beautiful but more so was the kind of attractive that caused people to lean closer without even noticing, just needing to be nearer, people were possessed by her beauty. As I was reading it occurred to me that the image in my head was Scarlett Johansson. Well, not her but her exact twin because personality wise it wasn’t a fit. But that is where my brain seemed to go when imagining someone of unequaled beauty, someone who is so attractive you can feel it through the page. This actually makes a lot of sense as I think I have been attracted to Scarlett Johansson longer than anyone else I have posted. Now, I could be wrong, there could be someone else, I haven’t exactly done my due diligence here but it has been 14 years that I have found myself attracted to her. It sounds like a joke but I have been to your tumblrs, that is quite literally longer than some of my followers have been a live (do your parents know the kind of blogs you follow? Tsk). Anyway, I am just thinking about her this morning because.. she is beautiful. There is a lot more to her and why I find her appealing but today she is here because she is beautiful. Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.
Here is a road map to how my mind works. Amazon announced a Barbarella series a while back and since then I have seen Barbarella everywhere. This happens to the human brain but I want to point out it is really a feat when you’re talking about a 50 year old movie that is hardly a classic. No joke, someone was selling CEDs the other day and Barbarella was the top one and I didn’t even know a CED was a thing. Seriously, click the link, it’s this whole video format no one bought. And Netflix keeps trying to make me watch Grace and Frankie. Like it auto starts it at the end of every movie now. So I watched some of the damn show and… it’s pretty solid. Not great but the cast is great. Jane Fonda is entertaining. And that got me thinking about Barbarella. So finally I was like fuck it, I am going to watch Barbarella. So I watched Barbarella. There is nothing like the thing that brings you back to being 13 and helping you just get what the whole appeal of girls is. So that is why this post is here, because Barbarella guys. Today I want to fuck Jane Fonda.
I actually was thinking I was going to post someone else today but then for some reason my mind started wandering thinking about Gigi Hadid. This is in part because my dear follower thunderstormofoblivion graduated today and she keeps talking about Gigi Hadid. Also in part because the weather is nice and who doesn’t love the beach? So here are pictures of Gigi Hadid that make me think of the beach and the summer and all those wonderful things. But also… you know,, swimsuits are nice sometimes. This is one of those times. Wish my friend congrats on graduation if you feel so inclined, enjoy these pictures, have a nice day. Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.
Man, today has been busy guys. I am still busy. I am literally stopping in to post on my stupid blog. Here is Rachel Riley because I happen to think she is very pretty. I like smart girls. I like blonde girls. I like British girls. I like the combination. I am so busy but here she is. Very pretty. Yadda Yadda Yadda. Today I want to fuck Rachel Riley.
Gigi Hadid almost got posted yesterday. I wrote my post yesterday and went out the door for work. I forgot to actually hit post. I got home and realized this and I was already looking at pictures for the day and hit post just as I was about to see Gigi Hadid at the amfAR Gala. Had I waited a few minutes I would have just scrapped the post and posted Gigi instead. It was a good dress but more it felt like kismet. My buddy thunderstormofoblivion informed me on Wednesday that she is now obsessed with Gigi Hadid and it’s my fault. Now, I feel like this is a little unfair, sure I reblog a fair number of pictures of Gigi Hadid on my second blog (whoiwanttofucktodayreblogs if you are curious) but I feel like a fair amount of the blame falls on Gigi Hadid’s shoulders cause she is the one who looks so good in said pictures. That said, I love this development because I love getting people into new girls. I am sure this is some sort of power thing, I just enjoy the influence over people. First this blog, then some step I haven’t thought of yet, then world domination. So since Gigi has been talked about so much in my life in private and great pictures showed up… even though it’s the next day she’s still on my mind. Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.
So I finally saw the Bad Blood music video this morning. Because… I have never once rushed out to see a music video. I guess I watched Michael Jackson’s Black or White when I was a kid but for some reason that was some huge event. And disappointment honestly. Anyway, I knew it was coming because I follow Taylor Swift and she’s been posting promos for I think about 6 years now. Anyway, I watched it and because I have eyes Taylor Swift is here today. How could she not be? If you had asked me a few years ago would I want to see Taylor Swift dressed in black leather kicking ass I probably would have shrugged. Not a look I would have associated with her. Turns out it worked. It really worked. And basically it was every action movie ever in just a few minutes. That was pretty great. I appreciate that if this was a full length movie it would be the stupidest, worst action movie ever in all the best ways. It reminds me of my childhood. I like that kind of schlock. And good god, Taylor Swift looked hot. It’s amazing. I didn’t know I needed Taylor Swift with red hair but it turns out I did. So… look, she’s here because she was crazy hot in the video. I read her interview with Maxim yesterday and I thought her comments on feminism are worth reading but that’s not why she is here. She is here because oh my god. Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.
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