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I had no idea who I was going to post or what I was going to write today.  Usually for Valentines I try to put up something that indicates the day, I try to be a little hopeful because I know for a day about love it is really a day about heartbreak for a lot of people.  And you know, if that’s you, you should hang in there.  It’s just a day, don’t let it get to you.  This year I hadn’t really thought about it though because yesterday was Friday the 13th and I am strange enough as a person that that was a much bigger deal to me than what today is.  Anyway, the universe provided an answer in the form of Taylor Swift turning out to be an amazing person.  Signs kind of pointed that way anyway.  I saw this article about her helping out a fan on tumblr who was going through a break up.  The article points out it is good advice and it is but I would say it is crucial advise, the part where she tells the girl to block the guys number because the guy sounds like a verbally abusive dick to me and I happen to assume he was probably always a dick.  Either way it says just amazing things about Taylor that she did this.  It’s interesting, the way she has evolved in the minds of people, in my mind.  And I don’t know her, obviously, but I feel like there has to be a lot of growth as a person there on her part.  I mean, we all grow hopefully and part of it is that a 25 year old is light years more mature than a 19 year old.  But also she is someone who has taken just a shit storm of crap over the years.  I mean, being beautiful and talented is a pretty good panacea for dicks all over the internet criticizing you but it still can’t feel good to have just legions of people talking shit about you constantly.  And I know people, like personally who have had rough stretches and it kind of goes two ways.  They become bitter dicks who can’t wait to inflict their pain on the world or it gives them boundless empathy and because they know what it’s like to hurt they want to help others.  It seems like Taylor Swift has that empathy part because I follow her on tumblr and follow news about her on tumblr and since she’s joined it’s become pretty apparently how genuinely compassionate she is.  She really seems to go out of her way simply to make other people’s lives better.  And that’s awesome.  And maybe that is what this Valentine’s day should be about.  Love isn’t only romantic you know, there is a good chance your fellow man could use some love, why don’t you see what you can do.  I guess just start asking yourself what would Taylor Swift do in this situation.  Then realize you probalby can’t write a really catchy song so settle for something a little less ambitious.  But do it.  Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

There have been many times over the course of running this blog that Judy Greer has come close to appearing here.  This is pretty much 100% because she is a comedy all-star.  That’s not to say she isn’t pretty, she is definitely pretty but it almost doesn’t matter at all because she charms me so much by being absolutely hilarious in everything.  She is one of those performers who is so strong that you can just plug her into something and even if that something sucks the part she is in will be elevated and she will be hilarious.  Of course, you put her in something good, say Arrested Development or Archer or whatever, and it is just amazing (and yeah, I have had some discussions with a friend about the fact that her character on Archer is strangely attractive and yeah, most of that has to do with what Judy Greer infuses the character with).  So that is why she is here.  Pretty much.  I just finished her book so she’s is on my mind I guess today?  I was kind of thinking about how funny she is.  There is a lot to like so today I want to fuck Judy Greer.

So this week is just overwhelming me with stuff so far.  I really thought today would be more Grammys stuff or maybe something from the BAFTAs and then the Swimsuit Issue stuff came out and I thought I’d probably go that way but.. then Netflix emailed me to tell me season 2 of the Bates Motel is on Netflix now.  So I watched the first couple episodes and it was like, oh yeah, I dig this show.  And oh yeah, Nicola Peltz is very pretty.  I am getting the impression I won’t be seeing her again for a while, which is sad but I was glad to see her one last time.  I don’t really have anything deeper to say here other than today I want to fuck Nicola Peltz.

Sometimes what I do here is very, very hard.  I don’t think you know how difficult it is on a night where the Brits are giving out film awards and America is having the Grammys to choose just one girl the next morning.  It would have been hard enough to choose a winner of the Grammys.  Or the BAFTA thing.  But both?  Near impossible.  I am settling on Taylor Swift though because her dress was probably the best dress.  It was pretty great.  She looked great.  Also… she is just pretty.  I don’t have anything that complex to write because man I am burned out just from deciding.  There were quite seriously 10 people I could have posted.  Taylor won though.  She does the red carpet extremely well.  Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift

Today is one of those days where I feel like I could have posted 100 different people.  I have those days, my brain flits back and forth and it is like… well, all these people are amazing, can’t I just post all of them?  My firm answer is no, it’s a daily blog jackass.  Then I usually realize I am talking to myself and am glad I am sitting along whenever I am making these decisions.  Natalie Dormer won out and it makes a lot of sense because there is a special something about Natalie Dormer.  She does kind of stand above the crowd often and it is… well, I think it’s confidence honestly.  She projects a certain kind of confidence.  It’s not just the Han Solo smirk but that’s part of it.  You hear her talk, you see her do things and she seems like someone who has stuff figured out.  She knows something we all don’t.  That might be how the world works or it might be the secret of cold fusion.  I have no idea, she’s kind of tight lipped about it, which is also part of the appeal.  But that confidence, that’s always attractive, someone who just seems to have it together, you want to know what they know, you just want to be near them.  So that’s why Natalie Dormer is here today.  And that is why today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

I feel like most of the world must be pretty sick of the Kate Upton Game of War commercials.  I know I very quickly got tired of it popping up on my phone, to the point where I just uninstalled the app that was playing it.  I think that’s because in app ads are the worst thing ever created, so I blame Kate Upton less than I blame, you know, the world?  Technology?  Anyway, I get why people are tired of seeing it.  I do.  I just happen to be a real sucker for the costumes.  I like the costumes a lot.  So I can’t help it, new Super Bowl add and like… I like the costume.  Is armor hot?  I guess so.  I mean it must be, it’s made of fucking metal, I can only imagine how ridiculously hot that get.  I am getting off topic with lame jokes.  The point is… she looks really good and today I want to fuck Kate Upton

So the past few days have brought about a fair number of very nice Candice Swanepoel pictures.  I mean, as one of the more popular models in existence for a line of mass marketed consumer lingerie she shows up a lot.  A whole lot.  She tends to look good like… oh every time.  It makes sense, it’s her job.  She’s good at it.  But sometimes she just looks outrageously good.  Like for the Valentine’s day stuff or the stuff for Mother Denim.  Just, fantstic.  And it’s that simple, beautiful woman does good work, looks great and bam, here we are.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

While I am getting better I am still crazy tired.  And have been sleeping more than not still, despite my hopes to like, be awake all of yesterday.  So I know there were some awards things yesterday but I haven’t even looked.  What I have seen though was yesterday at one point when awake I turned on my TV and the X Games were on and it was the women’s slopestyle finals.  And there was Silje Norendal getting ready and it was like, oh right, she looks like she was grown in a lab to just be beautiful.  Which of course is ridiculous.  If she was grown in a lab it couldn’t be just to be beautiful because she won the gold in women’s slopestyle and she’s an Olympic athlete so she was clearly grown in a lab to be an amazing snowboarder.  Being gorgeous was just a side effect.  That or they wanted an amazing and beautiful snowboarder.  Scientists can be power mad like that.  It’s probably too much to invest in one person, scientists.  Or I guess she could just naturally be this gifted.  That happens too.  Anyway, I am posting her today because not only is she very pretty I am just always wowed by the things athletes can do.  I post a lot of people who are good at their job but there is something very stark about the reminder when watching a professional athlete that they are quite often the single best person on the planet at what they can do.  It’s just humbling.  Also she’s very pretty.  Today I want to fuck Silje Norendal.

Here is Natalie Dormer for you guys.  And for me I guess.  I am slowly improving.  Definitely feeling better than I was but still pretty tired.  So Natalie Dormer feels like a good pick today because she is something with a certain special something.  I am not sure what that is, confidence maybe?  The point is while I am still under the weather I can punt and say I have no idea, it’s a mystery, oooooooo…  Yeah, I just made a spooky sound with my mouth.  I don’t know why.  It’s a mystery also.  Anyway, here is Natalie Dormer who is quite pretty and has a special something that I am too tired to explore.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

Here is some Pixie Lott as she is consistently and reliably pretty and I am phoning it in this week. Where is my verbose justification for my primal desires?  I left it on the other side of the room and I am too damn tired to walk over there and get it.  She is very pretty.  I happen to really like blonde British girls.  At least that’s what the science seems to say.  You can double check the science if you want, it’s air tight.  I am pretty sure.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.