Tag: blonde

I haven’t posted Jennifer Lawrence in a while.  Or at least it feels like it’s been a long time.  It’s hard to tell sometimes but it feels like generally she hasn’t been around much in the front and center of things.  That’s understandable, everyone needs a break sometimes and she certainly could have used less attention.  I am not here to talk about all that ugliness though, I just saw some pictures of her at screenings of Serena and I thought she looked pretty.  She was smiling in some and I do enjoy her smile.  Which is why I just realized I chose all pictures where she wasn’t smiling.  My brain is kind of stupid sometimes.  Anyway, she is pretty an I like her and… it felt like a good time to post her.  So today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

So I had never seen Rose McIver in anything before the very early hours of this morning when I got around to watching the first episode of iZombie.  Like, it turns out she makes a gorgeous zombie!  Now… I feel like even if I erased that last sentence I would need to explain I am not into her because she’s a zombie. I am aware there are people into zombies.  I am not aware of this because I have done any research but I have been on the internet long enough to know there have to be people into zombies.  I mean, I know from personal experience there are people who kind of like it when you bite them.  Hell, there are people who want you to bite them harder than you are frankly comfortable with.  Some bad clicks have me well aware there are people into being eaten alive.  And like… the whole dead girl thing, we all heard urban legends.  So I get there are like… zombie people.  I am just saying I am not one of them, she is beautiful and she plays a character written by Rob Thomas, thus I am into her.  I mean, smart, funny, well written blonde detective written by Rob Thomas?  It isn’t quite Zombie Veronica Mars but it’s close enough that in retrospect this post was inevitable.  I really liked the first episode and she is really pretty.  And she is the first person I have ever posted from New Zealand!  I am sure the entire Island Nation is going to be pumped.  Hell it gives me an excuse to tag my friend whole-lies-and-half-smiles (and hell, why not her girlfriend fortheloveofelephants too for NO REASON) because they are from New Zealand and thus I can force them to read this looking for their names even though I am like 99% sure they won’t care about one bit of this.  I should take this moment to point out that I have an entire blog about my libido, if you’re surprised I’m an ego maniac seeking attention then that’s a deficit in your judgement, not mine.  Anyway, Rose McIver is a very pretty girl and uh… used to be a Power Ranger, so if that’s your thing enjoy knowing that.  Today I want to fuck Rose McIver.

Friday the 13th everybody.  I mean, this post has nothing to do with Friday the 13th but you know, it’s a cool day in my book so enjoy it.  This post is about Katheryn Winnick who has only shown up once before and that is way too few times.  She of course is known best for playing Lagetha on the Vikings and I enjoy the show, so it’s actually a little surprising she never shows up here.  Especially because she is so good on the show.  I think it is a real talent to convey authority and strength in a character without the use of violence to reinforce it.  At least, without using violence often, it is a show called Vikings.  Especially for a female character.  There is a way she manages to carry herself though that you get why people would follow and trust her character.  And yeah, you know she can kick ass, so that helps but there is something more.  I don’t know though, I can’t really put it into words, which is a shame cause that’s kind of my job here.  What I am saying is she is way better at her job than I am at mine.  So today I want to fuck Katheryn Winnick.

I am going to try my best to not complain about the time change cause we all suffer through it but I will warn you guys I have gotten very little sleep the past few nights. Anyway, here is Holly Willoughby who I should point out I shouldn’t even know exists but thanks to my dear sweet friend Katherine who always has an eye out for me I don’t only know she exists, this is the 16th time I have posted her.  That feels like a lot for an American but on the other hand she has taken pictures just for me.  The purple dress where she is on the phone?  That picture was quite clearly taken for me.  Now, you might say it’s really unlikely that Holly Willoughby is specifically posing for pictures just for me and I am tired and delusional.  You might say that but I say if you know me, like really know me, you’d look at that picture and realize it is 100% for me.  There is no other explanation guys, I am a unique snowflake guys, I alone find pretty blonde girls in nice pictures attractive.  So you know, I am here to say I really appreciate it.  I appreciate being told about Holly and I appreciate the effort put for by taking that picture just for me.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

So this morning I made a post and then apparently forgot to click post, so it was just sitting here on my computer open.  I was wondering why it got zero notes.  Like my good buddy femalecelebrityoftheday even sent me a message and didn’t like it and I was like, wow, he’s really sore about being only 3rd in my tumblr crushes.  It turns out though that the issue was that I just didn’t hit post.  This was fate giving me a second chance I guess.  Not that there was anything wrong with it but i had forgotten today is the 3rd anniversary of me starting this blog.  So yes, I now have been doing this strange thing for 3 years.  It started as kind of a joke and now it’s.. I dunno, just my creepy blog that some people seem to like.  Anyway, my first ever entry was Scarlett Johnasson.  And that is why she is here.  Not because I am honoring that but because I went to go double check the date and saw that it was indeed March 4th that I started the blog and saw the pictures and was like, “Man, Scarlett Johnasson is so hot”.  It honestly doesn’t take much to get me to post her, just a reminder that she’s alive (if you don’t like her you are so lucky she’s a movie star.  If she was on TV every week this blog would have a weekly post of her).  Anyway, here she is, she is actually my 5th most commonly posted person.  Oh hell, let me take a screenshot because at least femalecelebrityoftheday will want to see my stupid stats. 

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Anyway, she is gorgeous and talented and man she is hot. That’s all I have to say really except that once again today I want to fuck Scarlett Johnasson.

So my dear tumblr friend femalecelebrityoftheday posted about the Brits yesterday and said he didn’t know who won.  For the record I am pretty sure Taylor Swift won.  Her dress was amazing.  She isn’t here though cause the day after the Brits I spent my time watching Australian spy shows and that took precedence.  And today I am thinking about Holly Willoughby, who looked good also, though her dress wasn’t special.  She is just very pretty.  I happen to be a fan of very pretty.  So here are pretty picture of her.  Blah blah pretty.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

So Netflix has been suggesting this thing for me called Danger 5.  It looked pretty stupid so I watched it and it turns out to be pretty stupid in the most perfect way.  It is about a group of 5 spies who are battling Hitler and fighting his evil schemes and basically it is a show that feels like it was exactly made for me.  I am still not convinced it’s real.  It might have been a fever dream.  Anyway, as I was clicking on it I was like, “That blonde girl is pretty cute”.  As I watched the first episode I was like, “That blonde girl is pretty hot”.  It all made sense because she also appeared to be British and that’s pretty much my wheelhouse, blonde and British but as is fitting for a spy show it was all subterfuge.  The entire show is Australian.  She is Australian.  very tricky.  Anyway, I absolutely love the show, I find her more attractive every episode and so today I want to fuck Amanda Simons.

So I had a lot of trouble choosing who to pick today.  Which means I am going to be in real trouble tomorrow because if the Independent Spirit Awards gave me too many options the Oscars are going to crush me. So this pick is later than usual because of that but also because of an intense discussion about which song is more deeply misogynistic the Rolling Stone’s “Under my Thumb” or Neil Young’s “A Man Needs a Maid”.  And also which one is better. Anyway, I have moved past that and am just listening to Isaac Hayes instead.  None of that matters because I am here to take about Kristen Bell.  Though since she is all around amazing and perfect I am sure she would have interesting thoughts about the subject.  I guess she won the Independent Spirit Awards?  Maybe?  I don’t know if she won by dress alone but she won my heart years ago so she is here.  Of course, she was in the news this week for voicing the controversial opinion that maybe you shouldn’t let your children die of preventable diseases.  I can see why there are two sides to that argument.  What if your kid is kind of a dick?  Maybe polio will wipe that smirk off his face!  Anyway, she’s welcome to her insane opinions that rubella is to be avoided.  And you know, I want to have her babies.  So today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

So yesterday after complaining a little bit about no snow I finally got my snow!  10 inches!  I kinda knew it was coming but I had my doubts because like… we were supposed to get snow in December and it totally bitched out.  Not this time, this time it snowed and for the first time in the history of the internet when someone starts claiming something is 10 inches you can trust it!  So I am posting Alexis Ren because while I love the snow I am already kind of bitching about the cold. I live in a lovely old building but if it has a flaw it is that with radiator heat I have hot and cold spots and the cold spots are fucking cold today.  It’s 10 degrees outside.  It was below 0 last night at one point.  That’s fucking cold.  I actually found myself googling Key West earlier to read up about it.  I have never had the urge to go to Key West before but cold   So I think that’s why Alexis Ren is here.  She looks warm in these pictures.  She’s a California girl and beaches and girls in bikinis and stuff all sound very appealing at the moment.  Like I think my mind is just going that direction and I am not one to fight it.  Because she is pretty and yeah, a beach sounds nice.  I wish there was like…  away to live at the beach and get snow.  That would be sweet.  Anyway, Alexis Ren.  She’s pretty.  I mean, obviously.  Look.  So today I want to fuck Alexis Ren.

I always feel a bit of pressure when I post the lovely and amiable pigeonfoo.  Basically cause I know she is going to read this.  Sure, there are other people I have posted who have read what i have written and I know they might read it if I post them and so on but I know Pigeon Foo is going to read it.  Which means I can’t really half ass it and go uh, “hey look, it’s Pigeon Foo.  Bird Joke Bird Joke, End”.  Actually, now I kind of want to erase this whole thing and just write that.  I am so tempted, maybe next time.  Anyway, I am posting Pigeon Foo cause she is… uh foobulous?  Yeah, that was terrible, if you have a better joke go start your own blog and post her on it.  No, really, I am pretty sure she’d appreciate it.  But I like Foo, if you are lucky enough to have talked to her you’ll know she’s pretty epically awesome and seriously, check out her hair in the first and third picture.  That is unreal, right?  Like that first picture?  Her hair is just amazing.  I love it!  It looks so good and even though she had long hair when I first noticed her it somehow feels the most Pigeon Foo of any hair I have ever seen.  At least to me.  That’s why I posted those pictures.  I usually have a reason for posting every picture I post.  Like the second to last one.  Well, I guess it’s obvious why I chose that one.  The snow out in the yard.  Look at it!  I love snow.  I am so jealous of the snow.  It basically hasn’t snowed here at all this year.  Very jealous of the snow in that pictures.  I am sure it’s the first thing you guys all noticed.  So there you go, a lot of words saying nothing in honor of pigeonfoo.  That’s twice I have linked her and I know I get a lot of new followers all the time, go check her tumblr out.  Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.