So yesterday after complaining a little bit about no snow I finally got my snow!  10 inches!  I kinda knew it was coming but I had my doubts because like… we were supposed to get snow in December and it totally bitched out.  Not this time, this time it snowed and for the first time in the history of the internet when someone starts claiming something is 10 inches you can trust it!  So I am posting Alexis Ren because while I love the snow I am already kind of bitching about the cold. I live in a lovely old building but if it has a flaw it is that with radiator heat I have hot and cold spots and the cold spots are fucking cold today.  It’s 10 degrees outside.  It was below 0 last night at one point.  That’s fucking cold.  I actually found myself googling Key West earlier to read up about it.  I have never had the urge to go to Key West before but cold   So I think that’s why Alexis Ren is here.  She looks warm in these pictures.  She’s a California girl and beaches and girls in bikinis and stuff all sound very appealing at the moment.  Like I think my mind is just going that direction and I am not one to fight it.  Because she is pretty and yeah, a beach sounds nice.  I wish there was like…  away to live at the beach and get snow.  That would be sweet.  Anyway, Alexis Ren.  She’s pretty.  I mean, obviously.  Look.  So today I want to fuck Alexis Ren.