So Netflix has been suggesting this thing for me called Danger 5.  It looked pretty stupid so I watched it and it turns out to be pretty stupid in the most perfect way.  It is about a group of 5 spies who are battling Hitler and fighting his evil schemes and basically it is a show that feels like it was exactly made for me.  I am still not convinced it’s real.  It might have been a fever dream.  Anyway, as I was clicking on it I was like, “That blonde girl is pretty cute”.  As I watched the first episode I was like, “That blonde girl is pretty hot”.  It all made sense because she also appeared to be British and that’s pretty much my wheelhouse, blonde and British but as is fitting for a spy show it was all subterfuge.  The entire show is Australian.  She is Australian.  very tricky.  Anyway, I absolutely love the show, I find her more attractive every episode and so today I want to fuck Amanda Simons.

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