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So if you don’t know Taylor Swift has a tumblr (it’s creatively named taylorswift and that sounds like I am mocking it but more that I am stunned someone wasn’t just sitting on that name years ago).  She’s had it for a while now but has kind of been knocking it out of the park lately by being funny and charming.  She engages in popular memes, she reblogs peoples posts with jokes, she engages.  I mean, with some people.  I don’t see it happening with this because this is creepy.  I am creepy.  Some people assure me I am not but man it kinda feels that way when you know a person might read what you have to say.  Which kind of brings up a more general point, the reminder that people are people.  It’s easy to forget online and Taylor Swift feels like a pretty good bellwether for that because the way the narrative about her has shifted over time is interesting.  There was a point where people couldn’t pile on enough and really it wasn’t even that long ago.  Those people were dicks.  We were dicks cause I made some jokes, too.  Cause we kind of forget people are human beings and I think it never even occurs to us they might like… have thoughts and feelings.  And for someone like me it’s even more unexcusable to make some lame joke about how many people she dated because… I am older.  It’s a little scary with the internet that we judge people for what they did at 21 and then want to hold them to it forever.  And in her case she didn’t actually commit a crime, it was just a convenient punchline.  And guys, I was a fucking idiot at 21, I am so lucky I wasn’t famous.  That’s all shifted now.  Which is good but.. I don’t know, I had a point here but I kind of lost it.  I have been a little under the weather, I’ll blame that.  The point is Taylor Swift is actually kind of awesome and it seems fucked up to recognize that and not at least feel a little bad for ever saying otherwise.  Also she is gorgeous and talented.  So today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

I sometimes think about how easily influenced we are by the world around us.  The media or… whatever.  Not like the Illuminati or anything but just generally that someone is trying to push a certain person or this person has been deemed a star and another has not and how it influences us.  Or me at least.  I don’t know how it influences you.  Blake Lively is absolutely pretty and it isn’t like she’s Hollywood’s it girl or anything but it is worth noting I greatly enjoyed Gossip Girl and while I found her very pretty I pretty much ranked Leighton Meester about 72 levels higher than her.  Part of that was no doubt because Leighton Meester played the best character on the show.  Yes a lot of the world seemed to want Blake Lively to be the big thing to come out of Gossip Girl.  I mean, the basic narrative of the show was in a lot of ways shaped around the idea that she was almost supernaturally desirable.  The sort of person you just fall in love with.  And she got the bigger movie roles and the attention.  But while the show was on she couldn’t compare to Leighton Meester.  Well, Leighton Meester is not really in the spot light very often any more and the show is done and while Blake Lively isn’t getting a push as big as A-Listers, she shows up a lot more and as such… she has been posted a lot more.  And I think I find her more attractive now.  I think this means I am easily influenced or something.  I don’t know.  I do know that today I want to fuck Blake Lively.

My sleep has been so strange guys.  So strange.  And my dreams have been all wonky.  I had a dream last night about Pixie Lott kind of.  I don’t know, she was singing Yo! Bum Rush the Show and then she wasn’t really here and like… I dunno, Pixie Lott, Public Enemy.  It was odd.  But I usually don’t fight my subconscious if I can help it.  She must have shown up for some reason and she has looked good when I have seen her lately so today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.

Here is Kate Upton in a bikini because I am lazy.  I realize that doesn’t sound like a reason but it is so, so easy to find Kate Upton looking good in a bikini that I don’t really have to put any effort into it.  I kind of just open the folder, randomly click with my mouse and i am done.  Clothing is harder.  So I went with a bikini because I am having a slow morning.  Like so slow that i went to the store to get stuff to make soup and got home and realized I forgot the main ingredient.  Now I am face with the decision of going back or saying fuck it and like… ordering a pizza or something.  I will probably go but I will bitch the whole time.  To myself I guess because I don’t think anyone else is walking to the grocery store with me.  So I’ll be the crazy person loudly complaining to invisible people while grabbing chicken stock.  I’ll admit, my life isn’t quite as glamorous as I imagined when I was 10.  Anyway here is Kate Upton because Katherines pretty much rule my world.  It’s a fact.  I have spreadsheets (No, really.  I do.  I am a huge dork.  I have picked girls named some spelling variation of Katherine 116 times now).  This is actually the 46th time I have picked Kate Upton because she’s alright I guess.  I kinda like her.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

I don’t typically do birthday posts but pigeonfoo isn’t typical is she?  I believe I have documented quite well in the past that she rules.  I could make charts and graphs and stuff but obviously everyone is just going to be looking at the pictures.  If you are reading though here is what you should do for her birthday: reblog this post so other people can see it.  Now, I know that sounds potentially self serving but I promise it isn’t selfishly motivated.  See, when you are any small business owner (and I bet you haven’t thought of that, have you, models are running a small, often one person business.  We are told time and time again that small businesses are the backbone of America so why haven’t we ever seen prominent politicians praising Pigeon Foo?  Major oversight if you ask me) one of the hardest things to do is to let people know that your business even exits.  If I were talking about Pigeon Foo’s Carpet Emporium her real struggle wouldn’t be in laying carpet and like… whatever else a carpet store does, it would be getting customers in the store and even having people looking for carpet knowing it exists.  So as a model her struggle is not so much in modeling (which tough job but she clearly can do it) it’s in the getting her name out there and so on.  So that is why you should reblog this because think of all the followers you have who don’t even know Pigeon Foo exists!  I mean, that’s tragic for them right?  It’s also sad for her because again, more people knowing who she is means more work and… it’s like the circle of life except not at all.  Maybe it’s like dominoes.  Not the game where you match like numbers of dominoes but you know, when you knock one down.  What am I saying, you get it, you are sharp, you follow this blog (or the Pigeon Foo tag).  I mean if you really don’t want to give me the notes then go to her blog and reblog something she herself posted, though, you know, I don’t know what I did to you.  Whatever, I have dropped the ball here, I feel like this entry should be better but they can’t all be winners.  No wait, they can’t all be Pigeon Foo quality!  Let’s go with that.  See what I did there?  Anyway, happy birthday to Pigeon Foo and today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

Here is Amanda Seyfried for no particular reason at all.  I don’t really have any strong reason or rationale or anything.  I don’t even have much to say today.  I am tired and moving slowly and it was just like, “Yeah, sure let’s post her today”.  So here she is.  Enjoy.  Today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried.

So I watched the Quiet Ones for a couple of reasons, none of those reasons being that I heard it was good.  One was Jared Harris because he’s awesome.  The second was Olivia Cooke cause I kind of like her and was interested in seeing more of her work.  The Third was because I have an unabashed love for old Hammer Horror and so I keep finding myself drawn to Neo-Hammer in the hopes of… something.  I mean, they have their formula since they are pretty heavily playing on the nostalgia of old Hammer.  Which is why Erin Richards is here because she is pretty and they movie is set in the 70’s and for a couple of scenes she reminded me of the old Hammer Glamour I remember.  Plus I mean she’s British and Blonde.  The British part was pretty much a given since I don’t think they hire a lot of Americans to play Brits in the UK.  I could be wrong but it doesn’t seem like a thing they tend to do.  I think she might be famous for something in England but I can’t swear by it, I actually had seen her in another horror movie prior to this but I barely remember the movie and remember her not at all.  She was really pretty in this though.  She did a solid job.  Really there was nothing wrong with the acting in general in this one, the movie just lacked any sort of spark to make it special.  She looked very pretty in an old school way though so today I want to fuck Erin Richards.

Here is Jennifer Lawrence who probably didn’t have her best Labor Day weekend.  I feel bad for her and there are so many things I could talk about with all that went on but… I will leave most of that to others.  What I will say is this, I usually try to be inclusive as possible but the most upsetting thing I have regularly seen about this are the legions of guys whose arguments come down to “Sluts got what they deserve”.  I am not entirely sure what this argument means but if you are one of those people I will unequivocally tell you you are a piece of shit.  There are again lots of reasons why, ranging from the fact that this was a gross violation of privacy, a violation of a woman and you immediately come up with reasons why it’s a woman’s fault to the confusing misogyny of you wanting to see these pictures and then holding the woman in contempt for doing something that got you what you want.  But I also happen to know these arguments won’t make a dent.  It’s ok, I’m not here to convince you today.  Today I am here to mock you.  This is where I start mocking you.  See, you are eagerly gobbling up naked pictures of women and then bashing them for being naked.  I can only imagine this is because you are sad, lonely, sexually frustrated individuals.  To get what you claim to want and be angry about it displays a deep, deep dissatisfaction with your life.  I am sure you have reasons about how it’s the world’s fault but let’s be honest, you look around, you’re lonely, your pop culture ephemera doesn’t love you back, and things aren’t at all like you imaged they’d be when you became an adult.  You’re a giant loser and it frustrates you.  Your idea that a women being naked makes her a slut betrays that apparently you never get to see women naked.  I am sorry because naked women are great.  I know, I saw one on cable once.  It was awesome.  You however are a ball full of impotent rage and you are a sad little loser.  I am normally not this mean but… you’re a douche bag and a bully who hides behind a screen of anonymity.   Now, I know implying you’re a loveless, friendless, socially inept piece of trash is lazy and cheap and low hanging fruit but… I just don’t feel bad.  As for me, I don’t see anything wrong with a woman taking naked pictures of herself.  I don’t see anything wrong with her sharing it with people she wants to share it with.  It’s her life and her body.  I see a lot with people stealing it.  So I feel bad for Jennifer Lawrence and I feel bad to be at all associated with the sort of people who have shown the nastiness of their character.  But I hold her in the same esteem I did before, she’s a good actress and she is beautiful and today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

So there is almost no chance you don’t know what happened yesterday if you are following my blog.  I am not really going to address it because I don’t want to, if you know me you probably know my thoughts on it.  So completely avoiding all of that her is Holly Willoughby, who is very pretty.  I happen to like her a lot, there is just something about her.  There must be because it isn’t like I really see her very often but I have posted her a bunch.  She just has a kind of pleasant something about her mixed with her beauty.  So today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

I rewatched The Winter Soldier last night because I was in the mood for something awesome and it was something awesome.  I love the movie, I feel like I made that clear when it originally came out but in case you don’t remember and you’ve been wondering what I think about it there you go.  It rules.  Also among things that are awesome and rule?  Scarlett Johansson.  She is gorgeous and talented and gorgeous.  Seriously gorgeous.  I don’t know why this posted ended up all black and white except it got that was after a few pictures and I embraced it.  It’s ok because she looks good in anything, black and white included and today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.