Tag: blonde

So I guess I am saying Taylor Swift won the VMAs cause here it is the next morning and I am posting her.  I think it basically boils down to legs, because it isn’t even like what she wore on the red carpet is so much nice as it is legs.  I mean she didn’t wear legs.  That would be creepy and weird.  I meant basically the outfit didn’t cover her legs and made them stand out.  You know, I don’t need to explain that, you guys must be smart, you follow me, you get it, right?  I hope so.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Here is Jennifer Ellison who I am strangely attracted to.  Not that I think it is strange to be attracted to her, that seems to make a ton of sense if you look at her, I think it’s strange that I am attracted to her.  Cause I shouldn’t even know who she is.  She is, really, just like a ton of girls I have posted from horror movies who was like… in one horror movie I liked and that is my only exposure to her.  Except there are so many pictures of her out there and they keep resurfacing because I guess she kind of mattered in the UK?  I actually can’t get a handle on it because most of these pictures are pretty old, maybe I should use my retrocrush tag?  That seems wrong though cause like.. she’s 30 now?  And looks fine?  But I don’t know, maybe she was never particularly famous but kept being invited red carpet stuff?  That would make sense cause I mean… boobs?  I have noticed a trend in the old red carpet pictures of her and that trend is cleavage.  But I don’t know.  I really have no idea at all.  But I find her attractive.  It’s probably my blonde and British thing that I didn’t even know existed a few years ago.  Or maybe it’s boobs.  It’s hard to tell, I am not a scientist no matter how scientific my discussions on this blog are.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Ellison.

This is a post that is at least like 2 and a half years in the making.  At least.  See, my oldest follower at this point and I believe my 7th follower ever, who is also a very good tumblr friend of mine (the great monicaspeaceofmind who I first linked to over 2 years ago in a Scarlett Johansson post), started following me because of Hillary Duff.  I have never posted Hillary Duff before.  But I have considered posting Hillary Duff many times before. And one day, very soon after I started my blog I was checking her tag on tubmlr and liked a post about her and that ended up being the 7th person to ever follow me because she liked my blog when she checked it out I guess.  Anyway, Hillary Duff has been someone I have considered posting.  It goes back even further though because I don’t know when Lizzie McGuire was on exactly but it overlapped with when I was working nights at a record store.  Very early 2000’s I guess.  I have never seen the show but I understand it was a touchstone for some teenagers and being in my early 20’s at a record store I worked with some teenagers.  Who all told me I should watch it because Hillary Duff was totally my type.  That was a little uncomfortable because I was not sure how young she was but “too young” was the most apt description at the time and I was a little frightened that my type was 16 year olds in these people’s minds.  They clarified they didn’t mean that she just seemed like the kind of girl I’d like.  I still don’t know what they meant or what cosmic connection I might have with Hillary Duff if we weren’t so star crossed that we’d never met.  I can honestly say I haven’t seen anything of hers except her guest roles on Gossip Girl and Community.  I am not sure I have even heard her music.  That said… I do often see small thumbnails somewhere of some celebrity and I am like, “That girl looks good, who is that” and I expand it and bam, it’s HIllary Duff.  So what I am saying is I guess everyone was right and she is my type.  It just so happens the only pictures that seem to surface of her are ones of her like out with her kids trying to hide her face and I don’t have the heart to post pictures I found with the headline, “Hillary Duff goes for a walk with kids in tight jeans. Ass. Butt”.  Also, I just don’t like that so when I look I get a little bored and move on and forget about her.  Not today though, today I took my time and her new album means there have been some nice new pictures to mix with a bunch of old ones and I am rambling and I’ll just say today I want to fuck Hillary Duff.

Here is Jennifer Lawrence because everyone loves Jennifer Lawrence.  Except for those who hate her.  It’s interesting, I assume this is largely because fame can be polarizing.  I know when I was younger I felt like I had to hate what was popular to show I was above it.  Which is kind of funny because you know who was really above the boy band explosion of that late 90’s?  It wasn’t me and my punk friends sneering at it and listening to better music.  It was my grandparents who had no fucking clue who the Backstreet Boys were and didn’t care.  They were above it.  Anyway, I happen to really like Jennifer Lawrence and what I find most interesting about her is how much she is loved for her personality despite being a pretty good chameleon on screen. I have her as some of her various characters in this post because honestly they are nothing alike.  Which is good, that’s kind of what you do as an actor.  But it’s interesting that she hasn’t yet quite fallen into the movie star role, where you stop playing characters and start playing types but she has become a movie star with the fame and the draw and the cult of personality around her.  Maybe only I find that interesting.  You know what a lot of us will probably agree on in the interesting category?  It’s interesting how hot she is.  I am fascinated by it.  Take your time and study the hotness if you’d like, I give you full permission.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

So I was having this conversation about pink castles and that lead into a conversation about Jayne Mansfield because if you know about the house she lived in that isn’t a strange place to go.  Also because Jayne Mansfield has popped up a lot recently in conversation but I promise it was natural, I am not like obsessed.  Anyway, my tumblr friend ganstersexy had no clue who Jayne Mansfield was, which I said was a shame because Jayne Mansfield was her type in that Jayne Mansfield was hot.  As part of my evidence to prove this I showed my friend this clip from The Girl Can’t Help it.  I actually proved my point with a simple picture but I happen to think the way she walks there is unreal and it is fun to share. I kept proving my point past that until I had my friend convinced that yes, Jayne Mansfield is super hot.  But what was funny about the clip was the first reaction was that it was fake because how can someone have those curves.  I pointed out it is not fake.  Then the question was, “And she didn’t have surgery”.  And of course the answer there was no because that didn’t exist for almost 10 years.  Anyway, the questions kept coming and it’s kind of funny because basically it boiled down to Jayne Mansfield being so attractive she couldn’t be real, especially if she was an unknown quantity.  Now, she isn’t unknown, many people know her and I know she has her fans on tumblr but it was funny.  And it does reinforce my basic point which is Jayne Mansfield was crazy hot.  That’s really it basically.  Today I want to fuck Jayne Mansfield.

I saw the latest X-Men again last night and I came to realize that I miss long haired Jennifer Lawrence.  There, I said it.  I hate the short hair.  Now, it’s her hair, she can do as she wishes but it’s my libido, it can do as it wishes, too, and it is not digging the short hair.  It doesn’t even really make sense because everything else is the same.  But man… short hair I don’t care.  Old long hair picture of her pops up and it’s like, “Oh yeah, that girl is hot”.  So… apparently the hair is really getting to me.  So here are pictures of her with hair because I miss those.  And I find her attractive in those.  Today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.

Here are a bunch of picture of Kate Upton in a bikini because it dawns on me some people might be into that sort of thing.  I’m not stupid, I know what you people like and what you like is summer swimwear fashion.  I know this because people have asked me why I don’t post her in bikinis more often.  You guys really care about swimsuits.  So here I am doing you a service.  I know it’s late in the summer but you can get ideas for that late season beach trip. That’s why you’re looking at this post right?  To choose the best bikini set for you.  I even included gifs because again, I know what you guys like, and that is to see how the bikini looks in motion.  Sometimes stuff looks great in static images and just doesn’t look right once  a person is moving.  Once again you’re welcome.  I did this for you guys.  As for me, I don’t really care about bikinis.  I like Kate Upton though, I was reading an interview with her yesterday and I liked what she had to say.  I don’t care about bikinis though.  I do however think she’s hot and appreciate the way I can see a lot of her body in a bikini.  I know you guys are not concerned with that but I am going to go ahead and say for me I just enjoy her body, I don’t really care about the bikinis.  But you guys, you guys enjoy the bikinis.  I’m going to enjoy the Kate part of the pictures because today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Here is Taylor Swift who had a pretty strong July.  Outfit wise I mean.  I have stated before I don’t tend to post a lot of people walking down the street because in general I am not a fan.  I kinda felt like I had to here though because Taylor Swift’s outfits in July were unreal.  The thing I noticed and kind of blew my mind was multiple times it was like, “Taylor Swift leaving the gym” and I was just like, really?  I look like I am going to die when I leave the gym, whose hair is that perfect and dressed that nicely leaving the gym?  It’s ridiculous.  Anyway, she looked good, here are just some of what she wore in July and today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Natalie Dormer seems to have captured the imagination of a whole lot of people.  I don’t think it’s just because she’s pretty.  I say this because there are lots of pretty people so when someone invokes the sort of passion she does there is something else going on there.  I mean, the smirk is part of it.  People like Han Solo a lot, too.  I think that’s just an element of the fact that she seems cool as fuck.  I am not an expert and I haven’t researched this or anything but that is the impression I get.  When I hear other actors talk about her it’s always high praise.  She seems fun.  She seems smart.  She certainly seems confident.  I don’t know, I am dog tired and rambling and she is here because I had a dream about her.  I guess my subconscious thought she was really cool, too.  Today I want to fuck Natalie Dormer.

I was talking with a friend just the other day about how some artists have bodies of work that really excite you at the start of their career but then manage to not go anywhere.  Or at least not to ever reach the heights of what you saw previously.  This isn’t actually a knock on the artists because art is hard.  More importantly you spend your entire life creating your first book/album/movie/whatever.  It’s been bouncing around forever, you have always been building to it.  Then you spend 2 years making the next one.  That Sophomore slump seems inevitable.  I also just think there is only so much in us sometimes.  Some people are truly transcendentally talented.  It is what makes them great.  Some people are just talented and you know Louis, Louis is a great song but the Kingsmen didn’t really seem to have anything else in them.  That’s ok because that’s great.  I actually see this a lot in horror and part of it is no doubt that horror is hard.  Very hard to make unique, very hard to make special.  I can list so many people whose first or second movie was just outrageously good and for a long time I was excited about what was going to come next and nothing ever really delivered.  This is a long build up to talking about seeing a movie called Lovely Molly, which is directed by Eduardo Sanchez, who directed the Blair Witch Project.  The Blair Witch Project was special to me because I grew up in the area the film makers lived in, my friend dated Eduardo’s cousin, and I saw a rough cut copy in a basement with the belief this was real and kind of wondered why the fuck we weren’t in the woods looking for those poor kids.  The movie was a cultural phenomena and man the poor people associated with it had no where to go but down.  Obviously there are worse things than having a smash hit movie but no one want to peak early.  Lovely Molly was ok.  It was not great.  It has flaws.  Which is kind of typical of all of his output since.  Still, it had things to recommend it and the thing it really had was Gretchen Lodge.  This was her first movie and she was fantastic.  See how that comes full circle?  I don’t know what the future holds for her, I haven’t seen her in anything else but I thought she was very good in what was frankly a very demanding role.  The movie didn’t fully come together and the entire thing rested on her shoulders.  She did her part.  A recovering addict in a haunted house all alone is the sort of thing that can go very, very poorly in a horror movie.  She managed to somehow bring it all together.  And she was beautiful as well.  I really was taken with her performance and today I want to fuck Gretchen Lodge.