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Here is the pretty and talented Juno Temple who I almost keep waiting for her to… break somehow or something.  Become a bigger name than she is.  Not because it seems inevitable but because she seems to pick interesting roles in interesting movies and she does a pretty good job in them.  I was watching Afternoon Delight and I was impressed that it never went the “hooker with a heart of gold” route with her but also it made me realize the amount of range she has shown in movies I have seen her in.  Frankly, pragmatic, fatalist sex worker is a huge difference than the mostly innocent she played in Killer Joe.  Or just the horrible human being she played in whatever that Jewish Wishing Teapot movie was.  Anyway, it feels almost like she has under rated range.  I figure part of this is because to the population at large she is unknown, the movies she is in are hardly huge (though seriously, there is a McConaissance going on so you all should at least see Killer Joe for that if nothing else).  She also, even when the roles are deeper is still the eye candy in each movie.  I don’t mean her role exists only for eye candy but she is clearly the attractive one in whatever movie she is in and I think that really makes people discount her to a degree.  Or ignore her work maybe?  I don’t know, not everyone ignores it, I have a friend labcoats-glitter-and-sexdreams who loves her, so she has her fans.  I mean everyone does, it just struck me that she could use some more appreciation.  Plus, as noted, she is very attractive.  Anyway, I was watching Afternoon Delight which was… flawed but still enjoyable and now I am thinking about her and today I want to fuck Juno Temple.

I was actually thinking I was going to post Kato the other day but then… you know, Oscars. Major awards shows tend to overwhelm everything else when you run a blog like this.  You know 3 hours before midnight I am thinking of Kato, then she is washed away in a flood of gowns and stuff.  I think she’ll probably get over it though.  Anyway, she just has her special kind of look to her, not just the steampunk, though I do strongly feel that is awesome, but she has cultivated an exotic kind of beauty and some days that just hits you in the right spot, turns out today is one of those days as well and today I want to fuck Kato.

Today is the 2nd anniversary of this blog, which is cool cause I did not think I would ever get followers or anything.  I certainly didn’t think I would get enough to stick around for two years.  Anyway, that doesn’t have anything to do with why Mosh is here really, other than except the fact that Mosh shows up here a pretty fair amount of the time.  That is because she is so pretty though.   I mean, I chose pictures that are basically just her fact this time and see just how gorgeous she is?  I mean look at that face.  It’s just unreal.  She is gorgeous.  I don’t have a more complex explanation than that, Mosh is absolutely beautiful and today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

Here is Kristen Bell.  If you know me you may well know that I love Kristen Bell because she is the best.  I am not sure if being the best is a great reason to love someone, since they are the best they may not need your love I guess, they have so much already.  But because she is the best I have no choice so the whole debate is pointless.  The point is she is the best and I adore her and she is great.  Why is she great?  Because she is hilarious and charming and beautiful and makes entertainment that I unabashedly love and seems like a good person.  And because she is the best.  Bestness and greatness go hand in hand.  One day I will have her babies, you’ll see.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

I am making my way through as many of the major Oscars nominees as I can before the Oscars get here.  I have, to this point, seen 6 of 9 Best Picture Nominees but I don’t think it’ll go much beyond that.  I have largely been disappointed in them, not that they are bad, they just overall have not struck me as great movies, or even much better than above average movies.  Of what I have seen Her is one of the two that I would rate highly (the other being Nebraska, which is my favorite.   Well, and Matthew McConaughey was pretty awesome in Dallas Buyers Club but really none of this is why you are here).   Which, since I just saw Her is why Scarlett Johansson is here today.  There is something slightly perverse and thought provoking about casting a known sex symbol to just be the voice of a love interest, a love interest with no body.  I found the movie to be beautiful, both visually, but also in it’s exploration of human emotion.  After watching it I found myself torn on if it was a movie about love or a movie about loneliness.  My friend said he thought it was a movie about heartbreak and without thinking I said, “I said it was a movie about love”.  I knew how that sounded the second it left my mouth and basically what I am saying is that’s why you shouldn’t really listen to my opinion about any of this at all.  Still, the movie was beautiful and movie and Scarlett was pretty amazing actually, her work really was movie, which is always hard in vocal work but she did such a good job (and the movie as a whole did) of making an artificial intelligence believable as a person and making it believable someone could fall in love with her.  That second part definitely was, she was at her most charming and it takes a lot of charisma to create attraction just through a voice.  She did it though.  It has probably just contributed further to the decade plus long crush I have had on her (Oh god, Ghost World was 2001 guys, 13 years I have crushed on her.  i am old, she still looks 23).   Anyway, she is great, she is among the most beautiful women I have ever seen and today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

I saw the The Wolf of Wall Street and… well it might seem like an odd complaint for a movie about excess but it all seemed a bit excessive.  Other then a few performances I am not sure I understand what others are seeing in it.  That said, I did have one reaction I noticed a lot of people are having.  I was watching and I literally sat up straighter and thought, “Wow…. who is that girl?"  That girl is Margot Robbie.  Apparently she was at least slightly well known in Australia where she started out but she seems to be news to most of the rest of the world.  I saw a few episodes of Pan Am but if she was in the ones I saw I didn’t notice.  I noticed her in this where she was supposed to be strikingly beautiful and… she totally pulled it off.  She is strikingly beautiful.  I don’t know a lot more about her than that.  Sometimes it’s enough.  Today I want to fuck Margot Robbie.

Probably the best thing about being an American is that I can look at a blonde haired, blue eyed girl and go, “Ooooo… exotic!"  I feel like that’s strictly an insular American thing.  Like even Canada, who should experience this, I feel like they might be too worldly for that but here she ticks all the boxes.  Accent?  Check.  Speak a language I cannot? Check.  From a place that is super far away and most people I know have never been to?  Check.  Does she live in or around Castles because she is European?  I am not sure but I am going to just assume so, so Check.  So as you can see, Austrian Anna Fenninger manages to score very high on the exotic beauty scale.  I watched her the other day win the Super G and ski in the Giant Slalom and she is very pretty.  She has a thing for cheetahs (saving them that is) and she is fast so that feels like it makes sense.  I just thought she was pretty and there is something sexy about someone winning a gold medal.  Not that I am a gold medal digger or anything, I am just saying being really good at something is hot.  Being the best in the world at it?  How are you not at least a little attracted to that?  In awe.  I am.  And today I want to fuck Anna Fenninger.

So a lot of pictures from the swim suit issue hit the internet today.  If you were aware of this fact and you know me at all you can’t really be surprised by who is showing up today.  I even included two whole pictures from the set, which is rare for me.  Anyway, obviously Kate Upton is here.  Obviously.  I happen to adore Kate Upton and think she is gorgeous.  I would say more but i have said so much already, seriously, check her tag on my blog, it is getting ridiculous.  This is actually the 38th time I have picked her.  And I know there are haters out there.  I don’t get it but you know, whatever.  You’re wrong.  She is gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

If I have to tell you who Gracie Gold is you probably have not been watching the Olympics, at least not in America, because were coverage to be believed the only two athletes at the Olympics to start the games were Shaun White and Gracie Gold.  After Shaun White didn’t medal that means Gracie Gold is almost the only athlete.  I get it, it’s a TV show, I just wish there were better options for watching sports as opposed to listening to Bob Costas/Al Micheals/whoever interview people.  Anyway, Gracie Gold is a figure skater if somehow you had not put that together yet, if she wins the gold it would not only feel like fate given her name but she’d immediately be America’s sweetheart because… pretty blond white girl wins gold in the most popular Winter Olympic Sport.  I am actually not a big figure skating fan, I like the costumes and everything but I dislike the outsized representation it gets and I am bothered by a sport that seems to be known for corrupt judging and that winning is based on things other than performance.  I can’t say I know it well enough to know when that is happening but the knowledge it is happening bothers me enough that I cannot enjoy it.  I can enjoy beauty and talent though, and for all the surrounding stuff I appreciate how impressive it is that these people can skate like they do.  And yes, she is very pretty.  And well, we’ll pretend for a second that this is really about America, I am here because I am rooting for America and you should, too.  Unless you’re not an American and then I’m sorry, that must be hard for you.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Gracie Gold.

Happy Valentines Day to all of my followers, I hope your day is fantastic.  But I hope it’s fantastic because it’s Friday and you just have a good day.  I figure for plenty of you Valentines Day is a source of consternation and discontent. I have always gotten the impression it is for most people, one of those days that causes more harm than good.  I think that’s kind of bullshit and I will tell you right now a date on a calendar only has the power over you that you allow it to have.  A day about love should be joyful because even if you are not currently romantically engaged with someone there must be love in your life.  Love is magical and love is wonderful.  I am not preaching about some sort of movie version but the real thing.  Think about someone in your life, for there must be someone, who loves you.  Who to them you are perfect.  Because unconditional love is an oxymoron, the whole thing about love is you selflessly care about another despite whatever flaws may exist in them.  So there is someone out there like that with you.  It could be a parent, a sibling, a friend, a pet dog.  So don’t let yourself be miserable, just sit and bask in the knowledge that you profoundly matter to someone.  Then look at these Valentine’s Day themed pictures of Candice Swanepoel because she’s hot and looking at pretty things can activate pleasure centers in the brain, thus making your day better.  Enjoy and Happy Valentines Day.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.