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I love the Olympics.  I have since I was a kid.  I don’t know why really other than by having it only happen every 4 years it felt very special.  I kind of dislike that they stagger them now, it was cool when it really was only every 4 years when I was a kid.  I guess national pride and stuff goes into it, too.  And there is the human interest element, all sports are the story of people but these are the stories of people who have worked very hard with very little acclaim.  Most are not millionaires.  And I guess also for me there is the added advantages of Olympic crushes.  I can’t say it is something I have thought of as a thing before but I am realizing back in 1992 I had a pretty solid crush on someone on the gymnastics team.  I tried google and stuff but for the life of me I can’t remember who it was.  I just know I watched a lot of gymnastics that year strictly to see someone and sigh a little bit.  Anyway, female athletes have gotten noticeably hotter over the years as the idea of women being able to compete in things other than baking contests has become more and more socially acceptable.  It makes a lot of sense really, that people who work out constantly and are in amazing shape would often be attractive.  Like the math is very basic on that one but you have no idea how different it is than the stereotype about female athletes was when I was a kid.  Anyway, that’s a lot of talking to bring us to Silje Norendal who is from Norway and is a snowboarder and a damn good one at that.  I would not know she was even a thing if not for the Olympics but now I know and well… why did I pick her?  I can’t pretend patriotism.  The answer should be so obvious though, look at that face!  I mean, just look at her!  My god!  On top of those looks she happens to be one of the best in the entire world at what she does?  How do you not find that amazingly attractive?  Think about it, someone who is better at something than 7 billion people. Don’t you just want to be around that?  I do.  And holy fuck is she pretty.  So today I want to fuck Silje Norendal.

I have seen pretty much every Dario Argento movie ever made.  This is strikingly odd because I don’t think I have ever seen a Dario Argento movie I have liked, like the only thing he’s ever created that I enjoy is Asia Argento.  It’s like watching them is a habit I can’t kick.  It makes no sense. Except it kind of does, as a kid with the rise of VHS and cable channels desperate to fill hours I saw a lot, and by a lot I mean like thousands of houses, of European horror films.  Hammer Horror was the best but Italian Horror films had their own magic.  They tended to have some of the most strikingly beautiful people you have ever seen in them while balancing that with terrible acting, horrible stories, and laughable special effects (I saw a guy shoot a monster spider once.  The spider was clearly a stuffed animal and when the squib went off stuffing blew into the air and slowly floated down)  There was a strange luridness to them and they way the camera gazed at women that  was both off putting and hard to look away from.  I don’t remember the movie but I can remember being 10 and seeing a tall, brunette with knee high brown leather boots and the way the camera panned up her legs.  It stuck with me even if nothing else did.  So maybe that is why I keep going back, even though the movies are bad they have something effecting about them, which is more worthwhile than something you completely forget.  That said I watched Argento’s Dracula 3-d and it was god awful.  There was a hot girl in it though.  Of course there was a hot girl in it and of course she got naked.  And of course there is always something about being attracted to “the other”.  Oh, she has an accent.  Oh, she is from a whole other continent.  Oh, she speaks a different language.  Sometimes I am remarkably easy.  Anyway, this is an Italian and Spanish model and actress and I found her attractive enough to type this up so I guess that means today I want to fuck Miriam Giovanelli.

This is my 700th pick and Mosh feels appropriate for that for a few reasons.  First of all, I like Mosh a lot, so she fits in.  Second, it is my dear friend Katherine’s birthday today (no tumblr to link, sorry) and she also loves Mosh.  As a matter of fact, you could say we have bonded over Mosh.  Katherine is on of the first people I actually told about this blog and to her credit she didn’t say, “Eww, perv”.  It was this blog that I posted Mosh on that introduced my friend to Mosh and her work and she was wowed.  And that is kind of what this is about, the Birthday is a nice coincidence (and you know, Happy Birthday) but it’s really kind of about the magic of Mosh.  There is something about her, a sort of look she has perfected that is just so wow.  It makes you stand up and take notice.  She has basically perfected it now and I love it.  So today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

Last night was another kinda half assed American Horror Story finale but I thought Emma Roberts looked pretty damn good in it.  Actually, she has looked very good all season.  I am a little surprised except that I am not.  I had to double check but I have posted her before but it was just when the season started.  She is an interesting case because I have been attracted to her off and on for what seems like forever now.  I guess it really couldn’t have been that long but it definitely runs hot and cold and i kind of just thought I was “over” her some time ago.  Like before I started this blog which is why she didn’t appear for the first 18 months.  But then on the show she has been… very pretty.  And I guess I am back on?  I don’t know, I can’t claim to understand but then that’s why I have this blog so I can track stuff like this and never actually understand anything.  But look at all the data points I have!  Today I want to fuck Emma Roberts.

So I watched Frozen and I absolutely adored it.  All of it was very good but the ending kind of blew me away.  It did something I don’t think I would have given Disney enough credit to actually do ahead of time.  i certainly shaped what the movie was both thematically and story wise in a way I really wouldn’t have given enough credit to do.  I loved it and hours later I am still thinking about how I loved it.  Don’t worry, I am not going to post another cartoon character, that’s not happening two days in a row (I was maybe a little tempted but not really).  No, my beloved Kristen Bell is showing up her because her voice work was awesome.  A friend told me that she was the most diverse and interesting Disney Princess she could think of and I dunno, I am not able to think on that scope yet but I will say her charming characteristics can easily be credited to Kristen Bell.  It isn’t really stunning that Kristen Bell who is amazing was thus able to do amazing work. The fact that the character was funny, charming, and sweet make sense because those are all things that she can bring through in a character.  I have been very clear I have a special bond with Kristen Bell and one day I am going to have her baby, despite what you people and your science and biological incompatibility say, it will happen.  In the future.  For now, for today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

So it snowed here and that was pretty great because I love the snow but my town shuts down for the snow.  Sorta.  Like… white collar jobs close.  Schools close.  Bars and retail stay open.  But anyway, it snowed and I love the snow so I went out in it and i enjoyed it and then after I got tired of being the only person outside and got tired of honestly sad bars I realized I can walk to the movies and decided to check that out.  I don’t usually like going to the movies alone but this was more adventure than lonely movie watching so I went.  I was the only one in the theater.  A showing for one.  it was basically like watching in m living room alone except it was a really big screen and the popcorn was better.  So I saw American Hustle because… there are so many movies out I want to see and this one was what was showing late enough that getting there so late was ok.  So I watched it.  I dug it.  It was a lot of fun.  Thing is, I made this same selection based off commercials, gifs, screencaps, et al last month, so it was almost a given this would be going up today.  I love Amy Adams.  Amy Adams is amazing and she was so good in this.  I remember when Amy Adams was not famous, she was just the hot redhead who Jim dated until the booze cruise, then she was in that live action Disney movie I really dug and then… then everyone figured out she was awesome.  I am not claiming I was ahead of the curve, I just can’t remember a time I didn’t know she was great because she’s that great.  Also she is so hot looking.  It’s a little strange, I don’t think 70’s fashion did any women favors and I don’t think many women end up looking good in actual movies from the 70’s.  So why does she look so good in a 70’s period piece?  I have no idea.  Same goes for Jennifer Lawrence, who I also adore but not as much as Amy Adams.  Despite the fact that she shows up way more.  That’s just the difference between being in Hunger Games and being a National Treasure.  There are more pictures, you pop up more, you incite casual lust more often. But anyway, they are great and they are tangled together in my mind.  I mean… not like that, that sound dirty.  Ok, well like that now that I went down that rabbit hole, I just meant this movie makes me want both and I really can’t choose so I cheat and take the easy way out.  And also not my mind is just running away with the whole thing where today I want to fuck Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence.

I got distracted and didn’t actually get around to posting so far today and then it slipped my mind.  Nice thing about a 24 hour window though is that’s a lot of hours to remember to post.  Besides, my rule of thumb is I post when I think of someone.  The difference is most days I don’t get very far into the day without thinking of someone.  But I got distracted with errands and then football approaching.  But that is why I am picking because I was going through stuff and saw Erin Andrews tweet about the NFC Championship game tonight and it’s like, oh yeah, Erin Andrews.  I kind of wish I could have posted her two weeks ago because I wanted to but by the time she showed up on my TV I had already posted for the day.  Well, not today.  She is attractive.  I like her.  So today I want to fuck Erin Andrews.

If you did not know this is actually the year of Pigeon Foo.  Don’t worry if you didn’t know, I had to be told also, my knowledge of the Chinese Zodiac is way off.  But this is the year of Pigeon Foo.  And so far it’s been going very well because she keep doing amazing work.  That’s why she’s here today, because she is my friend and I am really excited for her.  If you don’t have the pleasure of knowing her at all I can assure you she is totally awesome.  Or awesome to the max.  I am not sure what the technical term is but it is one of those two, I can never remember the difference.  I slept through awesome 101,  which is why my blog, while being super rad, is only kind of awesome.  But our dear Foo has a black belt in awesome.  I promise.  So that’s why she’s here.  That and because she’s hot.  Ok, so she’s here because she’s doing great work, it’s the year of Pigeon Foo, she is totally awesome/awesome to the max, and she’s hot.  It’s all very technical, look, you should visit her blog and look around cause there you can even sometimes see her Foobies (It’s the technical term, I’ve checked).  And you should send her an ask or something letting you know she’s pretty awesome.  I mean, she knows I’m sure but it’s always nice to hear.  Then come back here and just like… reblog everything.  Tell you friends about my blog.  Or your parents if it’s their sort of thing.  Or whatever, just enjoy this post and know that today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

You guys may not know this but I secretly (SECRETLY!) find Kate Upton extremely attractive.  It’s a big secret so you probably didn’t know.  Because I never bring it up.  Ever.  Because you know, big secret.  I find her very attractive.  She has been working very hard n the past week or so at getting my attention to as more great pictures keep coming out.  And she looks great.  Because she is attractive.  Have I mentioned before I find her attractive?  I can’t remember.  Probably not.  Well I do.  I find Kate Upton attractive.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

So, you know, the Golden Globes were last night.  I would usually declare a winner.  I was so ready to post Jessica Chastain you guys.  She looks so good presenting on the telecast.  So good.  And like… then I waited a while, then here I am bright and early grabbing picture of last night and like… look, I am not going to declare Taylor Swift the winner because her Golden Globes dress was kind of whatever.  But so far she’s been the winner of the after party.  The black dress.  I don’t know why, something in my brain happened and I kind of sighed and was like, “Welp, looks like it’s time to put together a Taylor Swift post”, and I knew the battle was lost because today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.