I love the Olympics.  I have since I was a kid.  I don’t know why really other than by having it only happen every 4 years it felt very special.  I kind of dislike that they stagger them now, it was cool when it really was only every 4 years when I was a kid.  I guess national pride and stuff goes into it, too.  And there is the human interest element, all sports are the story of people but these are the stories of people who have worked very hard with very little acclaim.  Most are not millionaires.  And I guess also for me there is the added advantages of Olympic crushes.  I can’t say it is something I have thought of as a thing before but I am realizing back in 1992 I had a pretty solid crush on someone on the gymnastics team.  I tried google and stuff but for the life of me I can’t remember who it was.  I just know I watched a lot of gymnastics that year strictly to see someone and sigh a little bit.  Anyway, female athletes have gotten noticeably hotter over the years as the idea of women being able to compete in things other than baking contests has become more and more socially acceptable.  It makes a lot of sense really, that people who work out constantly and are in amazing shape would often be attractive.  Like the math is very basic on that one but you have no idea how different it is than the stereotype about female athletes was when I was a kid.  Anyway, that’s a lot of talking to bring us to Silje Norendal who is from Norway and is a snowboarder and a damn good one at that.  I would not know she was even a thing if not for the Olympics but now I know and well… why did I pick her?  I can’t pretend patriotism.  The answer should be so obvious though, look at that face!  I mean, just look at her!  My god!  On top of those looks she happens to be one of the best in the entire world at what she does?  How do you not find that amazingly attractive?  Think about it, someone who is better at something than 7 billion people. Don’t you just want to be around that?  I do.  And holy fuck is she pretty.  So today I want to fuck Silje Norendal.