So here is Lolo Jones who has somehow become a controversial Olympian over the past couple of years.  This year because she’s doing the bobsled and there is a feeling she has cost a dedicated bobsledder a spot on the team.  I can kind of understand the impulse but I don’t think it’s fair, it isn’t like she showed up yesterday and this isn’t the first time a sprinter has been used in the back of a bobsled.  Of course, a lot of the accusations come from the fact that she is hot.  This is not the first time that has happened either, back in the summer games there was talk that she only got the hype she did because she was hot.  Which was interesting because she was running track, perhaps the purest sport there is, there are no points, there is no judging, it is people running and the fastest one wins.  And she had wins under her belt so it was very hard to claim she just out prettied people to the finish line.  Just like it’s hard to claim that she out prettied her way to the bobsled team, it’s just that I don’t recall there being such outrage when Herschel Walker joined the bobsled team.  It leads me to think her vagina is a pretty big part of the issue here, we do have a history of getting rather angry when a woman either gets uppity or has the never to make us sexually attracted to her.  So the fact that she hasn’t stuck in her little box and is also pretty and knows it will cause some anger.  Look, I am not telling you that you should feel sorry for her because she’s pretty, there are worse things to be, I am just pointing out nothing is all sunshine and roses and there are downsides to everything that become clearer if you take the time to just see things from someone else’s perspective.  It’s not as much fun as outrage but it will help you in the long term.  Enough of that though, I can say without a doubt Lolo Jones is absolutely here today because of her looks, her looks got her this honor.  Now, hard work was involved because seriously that body… I mean, that is a lot of hours on the track… but she’s here because she’s hot, I won’t pretend otherwise.  Or wait, I will, she’s here because I love America and thus it is my patriotic duty to want to sleep with her.  That’s right, much like Thomas Jefferson, today I want to fuck Lolo Jones.