Here is Emma Watson who always surprises me when she shows up here.  I mean, I know she’s going to, I am the one typing these words, it isn’t like I black out and when I come to there is some mysterious Emma Watson post, it’s more that if you asked me Monday I never would have thought she’d show up this week.  I would have said it was unlikely.  This is because she’s not mine, there are people who like Emma Watson way more than I do.  I haven’t seen her movies, like at all.  I have seen her only in one or two things.  She actually seems remarkably charming, intelligent and mature, so I fully get why so many people just love her but I am not one of those people so it almost feels like stealing.  You just don’t claim a girl when you know someone else likes her more.  I am not saying this as a dibs thing, that would rob the woman of her agency, that all the matters is what people claiming her want, not her own desires but it’s like… with donuts.  Yes, i am going to compare women to donuts after trying not to demean women but let’s say your friend loves jelly donuts, they’re his favorite thing in the whole world.  Someone brings in a box of donuts.  There is one jelly.  Even if you’re kind of in the mood for a jelly donut you’d be a douche to take the only one when you know it would mean the world for someone else to have it.  It’s like that.  Could the jelly choose then yes, the jelly should choose who gets to eat it, but the jelly isn’t going to choose so you are a decent person and leave it for your friend.  It’s like that because honestly, Emma Watson isn’t choosing any of us.  Hate to break it to you, she’s not, so it always feels slightly wrong for me to post her.  Except it’s not my fault, she did these amazing pictures for Wonderland Magazine and they are just so good I couldn’t help it.  So I am posting her.  And if that makes me a douche that makes me a douche.  Today I want to fuck Emma Watson.