Tag: blonde

I think everyone has three way fantasies.  Well, almost everyone, I am sure there are some truly boring people out there and liars.  Now, while I don’t see myself turning down a couple of willing hotties I do find in my head I like it to make sense.  I want some sort of pairing that feels right in my head.  Why is that?  I don’t know but I do know my favorite of those would be Blake Lively and Leighton Meester.  The connection is obvious and being me I of course love to imagine they have an irresistible sexual attraction to one another anyway.  I just… easily fit in as the third.  Today I’d like to be that third, today I want to fuck Blake Lively and Leighton Meester.

I like Amber Heard and if she didn’t win the Met Gala recently she certainly got honorable mention.  She is always so pretty and such an interesting case.  I mean she does old school elegance so well be it on the red carpet or in various photoshoots but then at the same time is known for shooting guns, driving muscle cars, and being a bad ass.  It’s actually a very attractive combination.  So here I am thinking of her and today I want to fuck Amber Heard.

Yes, yes, Scalett Johansson again.  I am aware I have a problem.  The problem being she’s not here right now. That would solve lots of problems, her showing up.  I am aware I have offered to fire up the toaster oven and make some mean pizza bagels for Kristen Bell in the past as well but this isn’t a betrayal, I have a really big heart so there’s room for both of them.  What I’m saying is I’m willing to share.  Anyway, back to Scarlett, when I first saw her it was in Ghost World and I didn’t even notice the boobs.  I was enamored with her face, which is very pretty and interesting looking and she has just the best lips.  So nice.  Eight Legged Freaks just kept me going with this line of thinking, she had a great little pout going.  Very kissable lips.  Eventually it dawned on me there is a lot more going on everywhere else but today I am thinking about the lips and they are why today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

This post is a bit of an aberration, I don’t really like Taylor Swift that much.  Her music isn’t for me and while I think she has a pretty nice body I find her face too squinty for my taste.  Except here I am so why I am insulting her?  I don’t know, I’m going to stop.  Thing is she does have nice hair, I like a lot of the clothing she chooses and yes, I like her long legs and tall body.  I mean, in theory I like other things than blondes more too and yet here I am again with another blonde.  That’s kind of the magic of attraction though, sometimes someone is there and you see something new.  In this case someone showed me something new and here I am temporarily saying today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Oh Kristen Bell… one day I’ll have your babies.  Is that a creepy start?  Probably.  Oh well.  I think I might have maybe mentioned to one or two people before just how much I love Kristen Bell.  Now I am  mentioning it again.  She is the best, you can debate it but I don’t know why you wold want to be so wrong.  She’s the best and I deserve the best so today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

I first saw Diora Baird in Wedding Crashers I guess but I didn’t really notice.  It was in the horrible Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake sequel that I noticed her.  She was very cute and chipper and pretty and to be honest she had fantastic breasts.  I quite enjoyed Stan Helsing and again her breasts.  Night of the Demons was disappointing but she had great breasts.  She just popped up nude in a photoshoot and has great breasts so today I want to fuck Diora Baird.

You know what?  Fuck it, I want Scarlett Johansson all over again.  I just saw the Avengers, I loved it and good god, she is so hot it hurts.  I try not to repeat myself too much and never have done the same person two days in a row but… well now I have.  I can’t help it, I just spent two and half hours with her and I want more.  Just give me half that time alone and I’d die happy.  To be frank, today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

So I have had Scarlett Johansson on my mind a lot recently.  Partially because I am seeing the Avengers at midnight tonight but also because I have a follower who informed me she was going to Leno last night when Scarlett was appearing.  She reported that Scarlett was gorgeous.  This is important because it means I have field agents now!  Or minions.  I’ll get back to you on the title.  The important part is my agent was right (special thanks to Monica), she was gorgeous last night.  Then, she often is.  That body, that face, the looks she gives, her voice… perfect.  She got her star on the walk of fame yesterday and she’s been staring in my day dreams all day, so today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson. 

I love when Kate Upton dances.  For lots of reasons.  Some of them are yes, because I am apparently a leering perv.  But she also always looks so happy and pretty and exuberant.  And because I’m a leering perv.  I am sure people most interested in this saw the Cat Daddy dance yesterday.  Well so did I.  Thank you Kate Upton.  For two bouncing reasons and all the beauty and dancing today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Why do I like Kate Upton as much as I do?  I don’t know.  You can obviously start at the looks, I mean, she’s very pretty, she has a killer body, her breasts are amazing but… well, are there really any big name models who are ugly?  Certainly she has a certain charm about her, an ability to seem playful and fun.  The whole reason I am even thinking about her is because she is at some event for the NFL draft today so I like how much she likes sports.  Girl Athletes are cool (did you know Kate was an award winning junior equestrian?) but… I don’t know exactly.  Maybe it’s a certain combination mixed with a youthful exuberance that makes her seems so ideal.  Regardless, I have just spent 5 minutes writing a lot of nothing and it does nothing to dim the fact that today I want to fuck Kate Upton.