So I have finally started reading the Hunger Games. I don’t say finally because I am supposed to read it, clearly it’s a young adult book, I say finally because if you are going to read it the time should have been a few years ago. But I am doing so now and it got me thinking about the movie, which I will likely see. Which of course got me thinking about Jennifer Lawrence, who I happen to like a lot. Not a ton to say about her really, she’s a talented actress and quite appeal but really all I have to say is that today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.
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I know, I just posted Scarlett a few days ago but something that’s how this works. I can’t control my urges. Actually, I’ll rephrase, that makes me sound like a sex offender, I can’t help who pops into my head and who I desire. In this case, I just had a dream about her, my subconscious is clearly conspiring to make me think about her and it worked. I’ll be honest, I don’t mind, she is so sexy. There is just this sensual quality about Scarlett that separates her from some girls, a smoky tone in her voice, something in her look that reminds me of sex symbols from years past. Mainly though I can’t seem to get her out of my mind so today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.
Candice Swanepoel is pretty much perfect. Physically I mean. She is just absolutely beautiful, head to toe. Not that I am ragging on her personality but I don’t really know her personality, which is kind of the point with a model, right? You’ll notice this is a costume heavy collection of pictures, or costume inspired lingerie heavy. Partially that’s because costumes are sexy, everyone knows that. If you don’t know that then… wow, sorry about the boring sex life, get a new girlfriend/boyfriend/whatever. Costumes are awesome but the also seem right on her because as a supermodel a lot of her appeal is the ability to project your fantasy onto her, whatever it may be. Well… I have a lot of fantasies and that’s why today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.
I can never decide if Scarlett Johansson is classically beautiful or unique in her looks. I mean yeah, curvy blonde isn’t exactly rewriting the book but her face and her looks and her general attitude early on didn’t scream blonde bombshell. I guess none of that is important, she’s making an appearance again because she’s hot and a picture of her suddenly popped up as my desktop wall paper. See, that’s all it takes with her, she is incredibly attractive and sometimes all I really need is a reminder of just how hot she is. Then next thing I know I’m typing, “Today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson”.
Oh Kristen Bell, if I had a wish it would likely be you. For any of you who don’t know her let me assure you she is incredibly talented. Just a very skilled actress and button cute. My eternal desire for her is rooted very much in just how charming she is. Sometimes it’s not that though, just look at how beautiful she is. See? That’s why today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.
Charlize Theron is an interesting case because she is obviously a beautiful woman. I would say strikingly so actually. She’s also a talented actress. That said, I have never really been attracted to her. It happens sometimes, right? We all know what that’s like, everything is in the right place, there is no flaw you can point to but… that certain something isn’t there for you. That is how I would describe her. But here I am up late watching Young Adult with her in it. I am not sure what it says about me that she plays a truly horrible human being and I am finding myself attracted to her but… I am. So my early morning cravings lead me to saying today I want to fuck Charlize Theron.
Mosh again? Yup, Mosh again. What can I say, there is something about a blonde I guess. We all know that, right? I mean, some of us might even think we prefer otherwise but then… when it comes to beauty it’s hard for the default image not to be a pretty blonde. And then there is Mosh, look at her face, the porcelain beauty of a doll, the immaculate hair, and the sultry looks. Last night I found myself thinking about her and here I am today, still thinking about her, so today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.
Who is up for a trip in the way back machine? Well, I don’t care, it’s my tumblr, and no I am not sure how choosing a 1950’s sex symbol works but it isn’t like Kristen Bell is beating down my door either, so I don’t see it as less realistic (Though Kristen, if you’re reading this, please, stop by whenever you want, really, you don’t even have to call ahead, I’m yours when you need me). Of the 1950’s Blonde Bombshells, Jayne Mansfield was #2 in popularity but #1 in va-va-va-voom. Her ridiculous curves got her noticed but she was more than just a pretty face, possessing a genius intellect and keen insights in how to gain attention and maintain popularity she was a pretty in demand star. I first saw her in the Girl Can’t Help It and if you don’t know the movie do yourself a favor and watch the trailer on YouTube, the way the woman walks… well, her career was eventually hurt by pills and her sex addiction but one of those things doesn’t hurt her in my eyes. That hair, those curves, the wiggle, the walk, all of it is why today I want to fuck Jayne Mansfield.
When she first appeared I thought Aly Michalka was kind of a funny looking girl. Something in her was just a little off. I have come to accept that I am wrong. She has grown up very well and the journey from teen to adult has treated her very well. Her blonde hair, the sun kissed tan skin of a California girl, the well toned frame, it’s hard to think that when she was 16 I thought she was funny looking because she isn’t now. On top of all she has absolutely perfect breasts. Not the largest I have posted here but I would stack them up against most of the others, they fascinate and attract me and because of them today I want to fuck Aly Michalka
Mosh again? Well, the Mosh stuff I posted was far and away the most popular post I have had. Which has created a snake eating it’s tail situation. It keeps getting attention, thus I keep thinking about her, and thus I keep thinking about just how hot Mosh is. And she is, I had someone send me a message telling me she has the best hair ever. I honestly can’t argue, I love her hair. But then, all of her is pretty great, isn’t it? So because it seems she keeps popping into my thoughts and inbox, today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.
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