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So Charli XCX was on the Love Advent yesterday and it came out just as I was posting and boy, if it had hit earlier she would have been here yesterday. I haven’t been a huge fan of this year’s Love Advent but in general I am never huge on it. It seems strange but they get so many women I like that one or two sucks me in. Some people might be surprised that this advent is still going on but it’s like the douchiest, creepiest mall Santa says when he’s hitting on some teenager working at hot dog on a stick, “It’s Christmas somewhere”. Or they are just being inclusive because for some people Christmas still isn’t until Sunday. I legitimately don’t know if that is really it or if they are just milking it. Anyway, Charli XCX looked exceptionally hot and it had a New Years feel to me so I am posting her. It’s appropriate to help start your year and I am doing a real service here. Mainly though the scorching hotness. If I’m being honest. That’s most of it. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

How about some Anna Kendrick today, guys?  Yeah, that sounds good to me to.  I like Anna Kendrick, it’s weird that she hasn’t really been around much lately. Not on this blog, though that’s true, but in general she seems to have mainly disappeared from celebrity gossip and stuff. Is Pitch Perfect 3 bad?  Is it just over?  I actually haven’t read a thing about it one way or another, it all goes by so quickly over the holidays. Well, whatever, here’s hoping she gets cast in like… the next Star Wars or something so I can see her more. Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Well guys, 2018 is here and I hope you survive the experience. Demi Lovato has gotten the year off to a great start and I appreciate her making my decision as to who to post today remarkably easy. She performed at a place in Miami last night and I assume it was New Years Eve related but to be honest I have no clue. It could be a coincidence. It’s possible there was a big part in Miami and no one there remembered what day it was.  It seems unlikely but I was playing video games with people last night and then said, “Hey, I wonder how close we are to the count down” and when I looked at the time I realized I had missed it by like 30 minutes or something. So it could happen. It’s unlikely. Demi looked remarkable though. I mean, there is that smile I love but a tight sparkly blue  catsuit thing on top of that?  Amazing. Just amazing. I realize I was mostly joking about people forgetting New Years but she looks so good there I could genuinely see myself getting distracted by it and forgetting what time/day/year it was. So she gets to start out the year because when the year arrived she looked beautiful and sexy and amazing. Today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

So I am going to close out the year with Olivia Munn.  I don’t have a particular reason for that.  Like, I don’t have a clever analogy or anything, just pictures of celebrities have been scarce since before Christmas and she’s been generous on social media. So I am rewarding her with attention? Yeah, that sounds right, I am sure she’s been waiting just wondering when I’d finally post her again. Well, a couple of you have. For some reason Olivia Munn is one person I post that a few very vocal people get very excited about. I don’t mind but it is the final day of the year, so spoiler, I am going to post my most popular posts of the year in a few hours and she’s not on it. If you want her there this post needs approximately 1300 notes in the next few hours. Get on that (Spoiler alert. You guys like Jessica Nigri a lot and @pigeonfoo continues her streak as the only person to show up every year). In all seriousness though, Olivia Munn is extremely pretty and it’s nice to get to post her now and then. I hope you guys have a great New Years Even and that the coming year is better for everyone. Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

I am tired today and so here is Cosplayer Ani-Mia cause hey why not.  I realize my phrasing there sounds like being tired and posting her are related but it’s more like hey I’m tired so watch me half ass this.  So watch me half ass this.  Um… New Years is almost here.  Something something rebirth.  That Tron costume sorta looks new yearsy.  I dunno guys, sometimes I have almost nothing to say here and this is one of those days.  Today I want to fuck Ani-Mia.

I just posted Rosie Jones a few days ago and here she is again because sometimes that just happens. This blog can feed itself as someone ends up on my mind because they were on my mind and I had to find pictures to make a post about it and it becomes this cycle. Which means as a scientific experiment this blog is massively flawed. I guess I’ll never get that grant money I started this whole thing for. Oh well. It’s cold here where I am and by cold I mean like stupid fucking cold and usually I’d try to think of a passably clever way to work that in by saying like, here are some hot Rosie Jones pics to warm you cool winter heart or whatever but it’s too cold for that shit.  I only brought it up so I could bitch about how cold it is. It’s really cold. Anyway, here is Rosie Jones who is really hot and I like pictures of her in her underwear I guess cause these are basically almost all picture of her in her underwear. Today I want to fuck Rosie Jones.

I hope everyone survived the Holiday! I guess if you didn’t you aren’t reading this. For those who enjoyed it great, for those who didn’t I hope you enjoy this week at least. I know at a lot of jobs it is a nice slow week, so enjoy that, use it to catch up or just chill or whatever. I guess if it was a miserable Christmas and this week sucks at your job I’m sorry. Life just dumps on some people. I am looking forward to a generally slow and relaxing week. I am posting Charli XCX today because she has been loading up her instagram with thankful posts about all the things she feels lucky to have experienced this week. It is nice to see and nice to see someone in a good place. I am not telling you if you are unhappy that you should take comfort in this or that. I have never really taken comfort in the fact that it could be worse. I am saying that if you sit and think about the positives around you though it can help some. Or not, it’s your life. Do what you want. I like Charli though and am glad to see her happy and perhaps finding a way to define success on her own terms. I also find her very attractive. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Christmas is almost here and it’s like my Grandma always said, “Nothing says Christmas like boobs”. I agree that’s a wildly inappropriate and inaccurate thing to tell a child but hey, what are you going to do? Old people, amirite?  So because of boobs and the holly jolly cheer they cause, here is Rosie Jones, oh by golly.  Like… she’s really pretty and she looks good in a Christmas sweater.  I sure do hope Santa gets her a new on this year though because it either shrunk in the wash or she out grew it or something, either way, that is not going to keep her warm.  Well, I guess if we don’t get everything we want this year it’s important some people have less.  Today I want to fuck Rosie Jones.

I think today counts as a Christmas post because Demi Lovato played at a lot of the Jingle Balls across the country and a few of these pictures are from those, which thus make them Christmas pictures and this a Christmas post. Demi Lovato is just naturally festive.  I mean, sure that’s a lot of denim there but she pull sit off and even if denim isn’t associate with Christmas there is nothing anti-Christmas about it.  And I mean…. Demi Lovato is beautiful. Christmas Trees are beautiful.  There we go, another rock solid connection. And you know, it’s almost Christmas so give me a break inner voice telling me that was a reach.  My point is that Demi Lovato is very, very pretty and so I am confident that at some point someone has seen a picture of her and exclaimed, “Peace on Earth and mercy mild”.  That’s a thing that happens right?  I bet @she-goes-to-eleven has done that. Welp, Merry Friday Before Christmas everyone, today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

So I have basically known this post was coming for a month.  No, probably for like a year.  Whenever they moved the date back for the Last Jedi.  But I knew at least a month ago that my post on the 16th was pretty much out of my control.  Not that I had anything put together or whatever but just… well, I knew there was very little chance I wouldn’t be posting Daisy Ridley.  Before the Force Awakens came out I was pretty hyped about the new trilogy but I didn’t find myself particularly attracted to Daisy.  That happens.  I had nothing against her, it was just whatever.  Then I saw her on screen and fell in love with the character and just the raw charisma and charm and you know, I think I said all that when I posted her the first time.  It was probably about 2 AM when I got home from seeing The Force Awakens.  Anyway, it’s just worth pointing out that Star Wars is kind of why she’s here but Daisy Ridley is a big part of why Star Wars is so important again.  It was always important to me, I love Star Wars.  I read the Thrawn trilogy when it came out and liking that shit made you a nerd. But you know what, 5 years ago I still loved my old Star Wars stuff but there was next to no excitement when Star Wars stuff was announced. None. Now there is. Always. And Daisy Ridley is a big part of that. The fact that I and people I love are excited and Star Wars has become a major event in ours lives is in a large part thanks to what Daisy Ridley brings to the screen.  I think the new trilogy has lots of credit to pass around but how good all of the new cast is plays a major part.  I am thankful I guess.  We all can use a bit of childhood magic in ours lives and this does it for me. So she’s here because of Star Wars but also because she’s just a little bit magical. She plays a hero  I adore and the world always needs more heroes.  Today I wan to fuck Daisy Ridley.