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Fan Bingbing showed up in pictures because she is the spokeswoman for something called King Power, which it turns out is Thailand’s biggest duty free retailer. I didn’t know any of this this but now I do because I looked it up because Fan Bingbing was at a big event for King Power. So I guess celebrity endorsements work. Now I just have to go to Thailand. Fan Bingbing shows up about 90% of the time that she is at an event and this isn’t because of some sort of rule I have but more because she always looks remarkable. I honestly don’t know where she finds the time to dress so well. Not that the getting dressed part is hard, though, it can’t be easy because I am confident I could spend hours getting ready and I wouldn’t look like Fan Bingbing, but rather I mean that most of the time I am like, “Wow, that is a fantastic dress, it is just amazing”. And I guess I feel like constantly finding the best outfits in the entire world would take a lot of time. And yet every time she shows up, there is one. I am impressed and even if she has help I am blown away by her sense of style. Being one of the most strikingly beautiful women in the world would get her here a lot but mixed with the fact that she has some of the best fashion sense I have ever seen makes it impossible not to post her. Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

Doutzen Kroes was at an even for Piaget in… Switzerland I think? I don’t know, somewhere in Europe that started with an S. I am mostly sure of that. Whatever, that’s not important what is important is the she wore two different things at said event and I liked both. And honestly it always feels like a lucky day when I get to see a model I like wearing something other than her underwear. And I know that makes me strange but like… too much of anything is too much. Sure when I was a kid I thought only eating ice cream for the rest of my life would be great and I was right in that case because I was a very bright child but I am sure there are examples of too much of a good thing you can come up with on your own. My point is that it’s nice to get some variety and on top of that these are women so beautiful someone gave them a job being beautiful, so it’s nice to see them on them in a variety of things cause it always looks good. She looked good. Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

Here is Chloe Bennet who has shown up in a remarkable number of really nice photoshoots lately. Enough that I found myself wondering what the hell is going on. Like… this can’t be a promo for Shield or something because if they were going to do that then it would have come years ago. No one is giving that show a huge marketing push for season 5 or whatever it is now. Is she in something else? It’s rare that Hollywood decides out of nowhere someone is going to appear in a ton of magazines. These are the things I think in these cases instead of just looking at the pictures and being glad they exist. I should just be grateful and stop over thinking it. Which, if you have ever talked to me you’d know is laughable. I will never stop over thinking it. But I am grateful. She looks great. So today I want to fuck Chloe Bennet.

Alison Brie twice in one week! You’d think Community was still on TV! For those who weren’t around then (god, has it been that long) I used to post Alison Brie about once a week. You know… on Fridays. The day after Community aired. Halcyon days those. Anyway, it’s nice to have her around again with all the praise Glow is getting. I like Glow. I like her. What I didn’t think I’d like was the 80’s style perm which was not a good look when I was a kid and has not gotten better with age. Yes her hair last night at an event, while not that sure looked like that at first glance and… I kind of liked it? Which just goes to show you that you get used to anything eventually I guess. Boy, that’s not a great lesson is it? Hooray for being a frog in a pot of water brought slowly to a boil! Sorry, I am kinda tired. It’s a weird day. It’s a weird weekend. She looked really good and has all week so today I want to fuck Alison Brie.

Today’s choice was tough. The Critics Choice Awards were last night and there were so many looks I liked. And this look was like… I didn’t like it at first but it’s the one I kept going back to because something about how Alison Brie looks here stuck with me. The more I thought about it, the more I looked at it, the more I liked it. Thanks to my friend @thunderstormofoblivion for pointing out that she basically looks like a sexy mummy in the dress, which I guess is a thing I am into but I didn’t know. I always thought if I was into a classic horror monster it would be a vampire or maybe some sort of ghost but it turns out it’s the Mummy. Or maybe it’s not surprising, I posted Valerie Leon after seeing Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb and I genuinely believe her to be stunningly beautiful, especially in that movie. This started as a joke but now I am a bit worried. I really don’t need some weird Mummy bullshit on top of everything. Fingers crossed I am just into Alison Brie as a mummy. One one hand, that seems like a thing I will rarely get to see and so I will be unsatisfied but I don’t want to be a Mummy kinkster. I am not even sure how you’re supposed to decorate to be one of those. Fingers crossed. Today I want to fuck Alison Brie.

Lili Reinhart and Camila Mendes were both in a shoot for Glamour and they looked fantastic.  And I was like, oh man, I am not sure who to post, they both look very good. What a hard decision. Then I remembered this is my blog and I can do any stupid thing I want. So why decide? There are no rules here and even if there were rules rules are for losers. Or decent people. Or… well, they aren’t for me. I’m an adult, this is my blog, I can do whatever I want and you can’t stop me. So I am posting them both and I wish I hadn’t fallen behind on Riverdale. I am not mad at it. The second season, up the point I was at, is not bad or anything but it was a step down. I just sort of got busy and my rule with TV shows is if I can’t find the time to watch it for 3 episodes in a row, maybe it’s time to shelve it and binge it later. No episodes in three weeks means that I wasn’t too busy, I just wasn’t interested enough. But now I am feeling the tickle, I want to know what is going on. Maybe I will try to catch up. Anyway, today I want to fuck Lili Reinhart and Camila Mendes.

My brain is in a weird place today.  I am kind of sleepy and kind of out of it and like… all day thoughts are there but just out of grasp. I know I had some dreams about stuff but every time I try to grasp them they slip through my fingers. I feel like there is a celebrity involved somewhere but also the name won’t come. Just… I am in an odd place. Either way, I am posting Priyanka Chopra today cause I was sitting here and she popped into my head for no discernible reason. That’s fine. She is attractive. That seems like a good enough reason to me, even if it isn’t all that specific. But here she is because today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

So here is Katherine Langford cause we’re still getting Golden Globes related pictures and I think she’s beautiful. That’s about it really. I have still only ever seen her in Revenge Suicide the Series whatever that show is called that just will not come to mind right now but I did like her in it and just thought she was ridiculously pretty. And I still think so. But she rarely shows up anywhere, so it’s nice she was at the globes and the surrounding parties. I am glad for the chance to post her. Today I want to fuck Katherine Langford.

So here is a post that is going to feel out of nowhere cause, you know, it’s kind of out of nowhere.  Charlotte Caslick hasn’t shown up here since the Olympics on account of being an Olympic Athlete. I found Rugby Sevens to be a revelation in the last Olympics, I just really, really enjoyed watching it. And it’s cold as fuck here. So cold that there is no way I am going outside unless I have to. So I was like, you know, it’s Summer in Australia and so on, I wonder if there is anything like Rugby Sevens to watch. Well.. there’s not. Not until the end of the month so… finger’s crossed for snow in the last week of January. I did excitedly find that while the men’s matches will be on ESPN and thus barely televised, the women’s matches will be on the Rubgy Channel, which is a streaming thing and I have already added it to my TV and bam, I am ready and I am excited. As an American I am obviously going to root for the US but if I have to be honest my heart will be with Charlotte Caslick. Not because she’s pretty, though, you know, it doesn’t hurt, but because she was so much fun to watch last time. I am not an expert on the sport but man, I know what fast looks like, I know what strong looks like. She was a thing of beauty to watch, just this combo of speed and power and I am kind of excited to get to watch her again in a few weeks. Plus all her pictures are her in warm weather and man that looks good too. Really good. Today I want to fuck Charlotte Caslick.

I saw Guillermo Del Toro say that Aubrey Plaza’s performance in Ingrid Goes West was the best performance of the year.  It was a tweet in reply to an article that stated in a just world Aburey Plaza would win an Oscar for her performance there. I can’t comment on the best of the year because I just haven’t watched enough from 2017 yet but I am inclined to agree it was fantastic.  Ingrid Goes West was a hard movie. It was a black comedy that was heavy on the discomfort and the magic in the performance here from Aubrey Plaza was that she was very uncomfortable to watch, inhumanly awkward and yet at the same time you felt for her. The sadness and loneliness and the mental illness at the core of everything she did, well, it was amazing how human the performance could feel with someone acting anything but human. It was good and she was great. But then she often is in things but Black Comedies aren’t usually Oscar bait movies so we’ll see. I liked it though and it was a reminder that I haven’t posted her in some time. So I am rectifying that. Today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.