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So the Super Bowl was yesterday and that means obviously I am posting Danielle Harris? Why obviously? Well, actually there’s no connection but I was tempted to imply one without explaining for an entire post and see if anyone came up with some crazy 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon reason (Danielle Harris was in Hatchet II with Kane Hodder who worked with Tom Savini in The Return of El Topo Chico who did the special effect for Friday the 13th staring Kevin Bacon who was in a Super Bowl commercial for Visa once upon a time. Obvious connection, see?) No, really the world keeps putting her in front of my face. Like, my streaming box had an add for one of it’s channels that I could watch some action movie that you could just tell from the box was hot garbage but I was like, “Wow, that girl on the cover is hot”. So I looked closer and it was Danielle Harris. I didn’t watch the movie because the first name on it was Kevin Sorbo and I feel like that confirms my hot garbage assessment. Maybe that’s not fair but… no, it’s totally fair. Then she was on the thumbnail for the video for Joe Dante’s Trailers from Hell channel. Then there was a picture that lead to a thing she wrote and a whole website for a project about destigmatizing mental illness and suicide and that part isn’t so sexy but it was important and moving. On top of that, this week I discovered the wonderful @horror-hotties blog which seems like a blog I should have made except I didn’t because I am painfully lazy. Posting more than once a day? Good lord, that’s too much effort. But that blog does and they do the mental gymnastics to connect people to horror. Is there a Danielle Harris sized hole in their blog? Yes but it’s only a couple of months old so give them time. Besides, not everyone was 10 years old when Jamie Llyod’s star turn hit shelves of the local video store. Today I want to fuck Danielle Harris.

Here is Barbara Palvin because she was in some GQ photoshoot that apparently people think is kind of boring. I haven’t seen a lot of it but I found something to like in it, that thing being Barbara Palvin. I don’t have a lot more to say because I am tired and a little busy but uh… here’s Barbara Palvin. Enjoy. Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

Anna Kendrick happened to be at a thing for… Hilton or American Express or both? I have to be honest, as big of a fan as I am of hotels and credit cards (I assume everyone follows my @whereiwanttousemychargecardforanightssleeptoday blog) I couldn’t be bothered to get more details. But she was there and I really liked half her dress. Which again, sounds insulting and once again, I apologize but like.. the top part isn’t doing it for me. By that I mean the bow and the sleeves, get your head out of the gutters, this isn’t a topless request. The thing is, the other part I really, really like. Like really like. It’s just great. And I am grateful to see her. I must be because I just posted her the other day. That is rare but then I really like Anna Kendrick. So here she is. Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

If you care at all about red carpet fashion you owe it to yourself to go look at pictures of the Black Panther premier because it might be the most stunning red carpet I have seen. I mean, there have been some good ones but it’s so rare to see top to bottom and the man joining in with the women in wearing stuff that is just gorgeous. It really stood out. I was already excited about the Black Panther because there was a point (god it’s been 15 years) where the Black Panther was my favorite comic coming out. A lot of this movie seems to crib parts of Christopher Priest’s run, so I have really high hopes that we are going to see a good take on a very complex character. But now they go and do this with the premier, so that even if you don’t care about the movie… you have to talk about it today. Well, not you. Me. People like me. I dunno if there was something in the water on set or they just only cast the most fashionable people on the planet but wow, it was great. And I am posting Lupita Nyong’o because it’s over due anyway. I almost posted her after the SAG awards because she also looked great there. She’s no stranger to that, she always manages to look entirely unique and striking on the red carpet. And of all the stuff I saw hers was my second favorite. So shes’ getting posted because I’m just very unlikely to post Donald Glover, no matter how great his suit was. Anyway, the purple alone would be enough to make me take notice but the gold. Oh my god, it’s amazing. It looks like something an actual ancient queen would wear. It’s cool as fuck. And it is why she topped a damn impressive day. Today I want to fuck Lupita Nyong’o.

So the Grammys were last night and man, there were actually quite a few people who showed up and looked pretty good Rihanna won hands down. Now, the the carefully observer you’ve already seen the twist coming. For the rest of you, if you look closely, you’ll notice these are not pictures of Rihanna. This is because Rihanna is apparently the most skittish and timid of celebrities, darting under cover whenever a camera raises. That must be it or else there is an endemic problem where DSLR Cameras cause toxic fumes that impair judgment, because it’s the day after the Grammys and there are a few pictures of Rihanna but most aren’t great and where the fuck are the red carpet shots? Anyway, enough complaining about the rarity of some celebrities, instead I will focus on how lucky we are that Anna Kendrick was less shy yesterday. She has been somewhat reclusive in the last year but luckily here she is and she was a very strong second. Which maybe sounds a little insulting and if she reads this she has my apology. I also feel like, you know, it’s like talking about the second best piece of chocolate cake today. It isn’t a knock on the cake, it’s an embarrassment of riches. But you know, if you read this Anna I apologize. If I ruined my shot with you I understand. I’m sorry. Anyway, she looked great and it’s nice to see her at something so today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

The Grammys are tonight and it seems like as good a time as any to post some Dua Lipa. I mean, she was at some Pre-Grammys parties, so it isn’t totally out of the blue. I like her though, she’s very attractive. I kind of expected her to be um… bigger at this point than she is but I still hear buzz so maybe it’s coming. Or maybe I have no clue about anything. It definitely doesn’t matter either way. She’s so very pretty. That’s all that matters, Everything else matters even less than the Grammys, which science have shown to be among the least important awards in the history of the world (I hope U2 wins best new artist this year). Today I want to fuck Dua Lipa.

I don’t tend to do a lot of out walking around creepy peepin’ photosets cause I don’t tend to like them and well, they feel intrusive at times. There is a lot wrapped up in it and I know some people indeed alert the press as to where they will be to raise visibility but I have no way of knowing who does that and who doesn’t so I typically don’t engage. But Priyanka Chopra has looked pretty good walking around and some of it was at Sundance which kind of gets a pass because Sundance is all outside and basically counts an acceptable place for the press to take pictures. Also, you can morally rationalize anything if you want to. It’s out greatest/worst trick as humans. Anyway, I thought she has looked good. I mean, she always looks good but she looks good just dressed down and walking around. So today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Melissa Benoist hasn’t shown up in a while because I stopped watching Supergirl. I wasn’t mad, I just sorta fell off and I know the current direction of the show is what Tumblr seems to like but I preferred the first season. I would get into reasons but seriously, who cares why I like or don’t like something you like. I still have undying affection for Melissa Benoist though and a big part of that is I really liked how she played Supergirl. It was nice to have a hero be a hero. And she is so pretty. I guess she is in Waco and so she has been popping up at things and… well, she is here because she is pretty. It’s almost impressive, how some of the things she’s worn can’t mar her beauty. That feels mean. I really liked the red dress she wore. But some of the stuff… man. Oh well, she looks good in Red (and blue) and I like her a lot. Today I want to fuck Melissa Benoist.

Tinashe had a new video come out like… last week? It’s been a bit actually. I was aware of it when it came out and have been aware of it since because my phone keeps telling me, “Hey, have you seen this video? I think you’d like”.  And I keep telling my phone I am busy doing important stuff like… I can’t even think of an example of something important guys. That’s how bad I am at pretending my life is anything but a mess. Anyway, I eventually got around to it and man she looks good in the video. I guess the important lesson here is that our machine overlords know better than us and it’s just time to give in. So Tinashe is here because god she is beautiful. So beautiful. Today I want to fuck Tinashe.

So the SAG Awards were last night which I didn’t watch because I don’t have cable. But they were last night and I certainly have seen what people wore and I am ready to declare Olivia Munn the winner. She’s had a pretty good awards season so far this year and last night I really liked how she looked. There were a few standouts but she was my favorite. And yeah, it’s shiny but you know, I think silver and black is a strong combination and I think she looks really good. So she won. Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.