So the Super Bowl was yesterday and that means obviously I am posting Danielle Harris? Why obviously? Well, actually there’s no connection but I was tempted to imply one without explaining for an entire post and see if anyone came up with some crazy 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon reason (Danielle Harris was in Hatchet II with Kane Hodder who worked with Tom Savini in The Return of El Topo Chico who did the special effect for Friday the 13th staring Kevin Bacon who was in a Super Bowl commercial for Visa once upon a time. Obvious connection, see?) No, really the world keeps putting her in front of my face. Like, my streaming box had an add for one of it’s channels that I could watch some action movie that you could just tell from the box was hot garbage but I was like, “Wow, that girl on the cover is hot”. So I looked closer and it was Danielle Harris. I didn’t watch the movie because the first name on it was Kevin Sorbo and I feel like that confirms my hot garbage assessment. Maybe that’s not fair but… no, it’s totally fair. Then she was on the thumbnail for the video for Joe Dante’s Trailers from Hell channel. Then there was a picture that lead to a thing she wrote and a whole website for a project about destigmatizing mental illness and suicide and that part isn’t so sexy but it was important and moving. On top of that, this week I discovered the wonderful @horror-hotties blog which seems like a blog I should have made except I didn’t because I am painfully lazy. Posting more than once a day? Good lord, that’s too much effort. But that blog does and they do the mental gymnastics to connect people to horror. Is there a Danielle Harris sized hole in their blog? Yes but it’s only a couple of months old so give them time. Besides, not everyone was 10 years old when Jamie Llyod’s star turn hit shelves of the local video store. Today I want to fuck Danielle Harris.