Tag: Danielle Harris

So the Super Bowl was yesterday and that means obviously I am posting Danielle Harris? Why obviously? Well, actually there’s no connection but I was tempted to imply one without explaining for an entire post and see if anyone came up with some crazy 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon reason (Danielle Harris was in Hatchet II with Kane Hodder who worked with Tom Savini in The Return of El Topo Chico who did the special effect for Friday the 13th staring Kevin Bacon who was in a Super Bowl commercial for Visa once upon a time. Obvious connection, see?) No, really the world keeps putting her in front of my face. Like, my streaming box had an add for one of it’s channels that I could watch some action movie that you could just tell from the box was hot garbage but I was like, “Wow, that girl on the cover is hot”. So I looked closer and it was Danielle Harris. I didn’t watch the movie because the first name on it was Kevin Sorbo and I feel like that confirms my hot garbage assessment. Maybe that’s not fair but… no, it’s totally fair. Then she was on the thumbnail for the video for Joe Dante’s Trailers from Hell channel. Then there was a picture that lead to a thing she wrote and a whole website for a project about destigmatizing mental illness and suicide and that part isn’t so sexy but it was important and moving. On top of that, this week I discovered the wonderful @horror-hotties blog which seems like a blog I should have made except I didn’t because I am painfully lazy. Posting more than once a day? Good lord, that’s too much effort. But that blog does and they do the mental gymnastics to connect people to horror. Is there a Danielle Harris sized hole in their blog? Yes but it’s only a couple of months old so give them time. Besides, not everyone was 10 years old when Jamie Llyod’s star turn hit shelves of the local video store. Today I want to fuck Danielle Harris.

This is where my blog becomes a snake eating it’s own tail.  So I posted Danielle Harris on Friday, which had me thinking about Danielle Harris this weekend, which had me talking to a friend about her last night, which had me watching some of her movies late last night.  So where does it end?  Will I just post Danielle Harris every few days from now on?  No, probably not.  First of all, there just aren’t that many pictures of her.  I can keep making gifs but I don’t want an all gif post and eventually it will just be gifs of horror movies and Friday already had her covered in blood and apparently to some people that’s “disturbing”.  It does seem like the end game of the internet, where it becomes such a narcissistic echo chamber that I am eventually just echoing back what I said.  And you guys think blood is disturbing.  I mean, I first saw Danielle Harris in a movie when I was about 10 years old.  She was also about 10 in it, it was Halloween 4 and was on VHS and given she’s a couple years older than me was probably a couple years old.  I have always kind of liked her, yeah, even at 10, though I don’t know if I knew I liked her at the time.  I had a complicated relationships with my crushes back then.  Either way, the thing is I would go years without seeing her in movies and years without even thinking about her honestly, until the internet happened and the rise of social media and so on, where you are able to create a little tunnel of your interest that keep you from broadening your horizons.  Then I started thinking about her much more cause she tweeted and Google would tell me it knew I was into her.  It’s why I watched one of the movies I watched last night. I only knew it existed because when she was making it she was tweeting about it.  Years ago.  It wasn’t good.  I actually knew that going in.  But you know… apparently this is where we’re headed.  If i had to guess one girl I would repeatedly post for the rest of my life it wasn’t going to be Danielle Harris but oh well.  I hope you guys like clown costumes cause it’s about the only thing left I haven’t posted of her.  And you guys thought blood was disturbing.  Today I want to fuck Danielle Harris.

Happy Friday the 13th everyone!  Boy I have been looking forward to this stupid day all year.  See, every Friday the 13th I use it as an excuse to watch horror movies and act like that is why, rather than me just generally watching a lot of horror movies.  It also means I check the calendar to see when the next one is coming.  When I saw there was an October one I was just thrilled.  It is as me as a day can get.  So why not celebrate with a Scream Queen.  My favorite one probably.  Danielle Harris, who is pretty hot and sure has been in a lot of horror movies.  Here she is.  Enjoy.  Today I want to fuck Danielle Harris.

Here is Danielle Harris because it’s October!  Well, sorta.  She is at some horror con this weekend it looks like and was posting stuff about it on Instagram and it was like, “Oh yeah, Danielle Harris, I love her”.  She basically shows up here every October and not really the rest of the time.  Anyway, she is one of those scream queens who has just been around forever at this point and she’s really pretty and you know, I love this time of year.  October is my time to shine. It’s the one time instead of me worrying I am boring people with horror movie nonsense they come to me and ask me for suggestions and about thoughts and whatever.  I am very pumped.  So Here is Danielle Harris because I love her and she makes me think of Halloween and the other way around as well. Today I want to fuck Danielle Harris.

So I was watching this video Adam Green’s Scary Sleepover which is a solid enough idea for an internet show and obviously a thing I would check out, especially once I saw Danielle Harris was in the episode.  He rightly identified her as a lot of horror fan’s crush and what struck me the most watching the video is how adorable and charming she is.  I guess I kind of already knew cause I have heard her talk before and listened to long form interviews and stuff but really, just adorable and funny (and a little dirty).  And of course she is very, very pretty.  I wish pictures of her were more plentiful because I watch something like I just did and am always disappointed that I feel like the pictures don’t really capture just how pretty she is.  Because she is so pretty.  And I guess that’s about it, this is the 6th time i have posted her which is kind of impressive for someone most of you have probably never heard of.  Today I want to fuck Danielle Harris.

Here is Danielle Harris who I have seen in three movies this week.  It started as a coincidence when I watched one of the worst things I have ever seen called Killer Bud.  I thought it was going to be a terrible pot horror movie but it ended up just being a terrible pot comedy.  It stared Bud Bundy and Parker Lewis but Danielle Harris was one of the love interests.  Then I watched a horror movie called Camp Dread where she had a small role.  At that point I was like, ok, let’s just find something else with her in it.  So I did.  Anyway, she is here because she is pretty and like a lot of horror fans I have a lot of affection for her.  That just happens to people who stick around the genre for a long time.  So I kind of feel like you either know who she is an at least have warm feelings towards her or you are wondering who the hell she is.  Or you’re the one person who is like, “Oh man, the daughter from Last Boy Scout, I was wondering what happened to her”.  If you are that one person send me an ask, I love the way your brain works.  Today I want to fuck Danielle Harris.

Here is Danielle Harris who is out of season.  Which is the strangest way to describe an actress but it is sorta true.  I adore her but the only time  I have posted her before are for spooky days.  You know, Halloweens and Friday the 13ths and such.  Mainly cause that’s when she pops in my head.  I guess also when I see movies with her in them but it’s been a while.  Like, I want to see Among Freinds but haven’t gotten around to it cause I am lazy.  I guess I saw Hatchet III but it was a blur and not that great.  And like… I dunno, why am I justifying not posting someone who frankly most of you have never heard of and will scan right past.  Not to say this post won’t get attention, horror fans are nothing if not passionate and loyal.  I just mean my followers will have no clue.  But I like her and I was thinking about her because she was recently on the splattercast and I thought she was pleasant there and like… I have always had a soft spot for her.  So today I want to fuck Danielle Harris.

I watch a lot of horror movies, which if you have been following me I figure you have heard me say before.  For some reason every year when AMC has Fearfest I watch AMC a ton.  I don’t know why they are all movies I have seen before or own or could watch on Netflix so… I watch them edited for TV with commercials?  It doesn’t make any sense but the fact that they are on TV feels like a win, it probably stems from the fact that when I was a kid there was no Netflix and VHS tapes were like $80 each, so when horror was on TV it was a pretty big win.  So they are playing Halloween 4 which got me thinking about Danielle Harris.  I should be clear, though she is like 10 in the movie I am not thinking of her that way, it just is a one thing lead to another situation.  She’s a horror icon at this point so if you love horror you know her and likely have an opinion on her.  I happen to like her a lot and always have a soft spot for the people who have spent years making the thankless movies I love.  She also is really attractive.  So here she is an it feels so appropriate for October, the second leading lady of the Halloween series is making an appearance, today I want to fuck Danielle Harris.

It’s Friday the 13th!  So… I am putting up a girl from Halloween.  Well, it was almost perfect.  And my thoughts led me there because I was thinking about trying to sneak in a little Friday the 13th, which had me thinking about horror in general and then on to one of my favorite Scream Queens.  Danielle Harris first showed up in a Halloween movie when she was 8.  Don’t worry, I’m not that creepy, she’s older  now and has been in a ton of horror movies.  Most bad.  But this isn’t about movie reviews, it’s about attraction and she was always hot.  She is very tiny but it just ads something, the cuteness and sexiness and the way she holds and axe as the killer approaches, it all adds up to a wonderful package and today I want to fuck Danielle Harris.