This is where my blog becomes a snake eating it’s own tail.  So I posted Danielle Harris on Friday, which had me thinking about Danielle Harris this weekend, which had me talking to a friend about her last night, which had me watching some of her movies late last night.  So where does it end?  Will I just post Danielle Harris every few days from now on?  No, probably not.  First of all, there just aren’t that many pictures of her.  I can keep making gifs but I don’t want an all gif post and eventually it will just be gifs of horror movies and Friday already had her covered in blood and apparently to some people that’s “disturbing”.  It does seem like the end game of the internet, where it becomes such a narcissistic echo chamber that I am eventually just echoing back what I said.  And you guys think blood is disturbing.  I mean, I first saw Danielle Harris in a movie when I was about 10 years old.  She was also about 10 in it, it was Halloween 4 and was on VHS and given she’s a couple years older than me was probably a couple years old.  I have always kind of liked her, yeah, even at 10, though I don’t know if I knew I liked her at the time.  I had a complicated relationships with my crushes back then.  Either way, the thing is I would go years without seeing her in movies and years without even thinking about her honestly, until the internet happened and the rise of social media and so on, where you are able to create a little tunnel of your interest that keep you from broadening your horizons.  Then I started thinking about her much more cause she tweeted and Google would tell me it knew I was into her.  It’s why I watched one of the movies I watched last night. I only knew it existed because when she was making it she was tweeting about it.  Years ago.  It wasn’t good.  I actually knew that going in.  But you know… apparently this is where we’re headed.  If i had to guess one girl I would repeatedly post for the rest of my life it wasn’t going to be Danielle Harris but oh well.  I hope you guys like clown costumes cause it’s about the only thing left I haven’t posted of her.  And you guys thought blood was disturbing.  Today I want to fuck Danielle Harris.

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