Tag: brunette

There are uh… well there are somethings that I always assumed didn’t need to be said.  But you know, it’s 2017 so I guess we should all get used to stating things that seemed patently obvious a few years ago.  So um… y’know, let’s start with don’t murder anyone guys.  Like, murder is bad.  And that’s not just my opinion.  I have spent a lot of years reading a lot of philosophers and admittedly, that wasn’t really me investigating the moral nature of murder, it was for bigger questions but I can tell you, almost universally Murder is seen as a moral wrong.  It’s one of those cross culture/cross time things.  Murdering someone is bad.  This still feels like a thing that shouldn’t need to be said, especially not on a blog called Who I Want to Fuck Today but… hey, 2017.  If you wonder what brings this up it’s because Deepika Padukone has a price on her head.  That would be upsetting enough but it was placed there by members of the ruling party in India.  There is a lot going on there and it ranges from classic bigotry to slut shaming and I don’t need to go into it because I think it will tempt a lot of my readers, you know, Western types, to engage in some monocle popping and snotty comments about that’s how things work over there.  There being not in the West.  It’s all very condescending and I want to avoid it.  But I am going to admonish India a tiny bit.  Stop it India.  Please stop giving terrible people over here ideas.  Like… I don’t need the people who were protesting on my very street about Confederate Statues starting kick starters to murder actresses for daring to uh… exist?  Again, I do want to stress that murder is generally considered a moral wrong.  Like the most famous philosophical dilemma of our time is the Trolley Problem and if you are familiar I want to point out the problem comes from the idea that killing is wrong so there is no good solution.  It isn’t a maximizing your score thing.  And you might wonder why Tumblr needs to know this, tumblr is woke as fuck and on and on but it does come down to a more important problem that tumblr has as well. Use your words.  If someone forwards and idea or thought you disagree with use your words.  Not violence.  Ever.  I know it seems like a lot of fun to punch a Nazi but there is a different between being self righteous and right.  And if you want to know what I mean I mean that when you resort to violence you debase not only your argument but those who stand with you.  And you might say who cares, I don’t care what anyone thinks who would worry about Nazis.  And well, that’s the self righteous part.  You get to feel good.  You get to feel superior. You have changed not a single mind and you have not made the world a better place.  You’ve just made yourself look good to a small circle of people who already agreed with you.  Rhetorically, the only way to combat an idea is with a better one.  This is what changes minds.  And it doesn’t matter if you think it’s fair or not, when you resort to violence it doesn’t make you look right.  It makes you look like someone who knows they are wrong and the only option they have is to silence the other side.  It makes those you disagree with look like oppressed martyrs.  It’s a thing to think on.   Anyway, Deepika Padukone is beautiful and I have never posted her because I have never seen her in anything.  I watch Bollywood movies because I consider Bollywood to be a greatly unappreciated genre the fuses musicals and cabaret and just… they’re epic.  But I don’t see that many.  I will be seeking out Padmavati if I can because hey, it’s a legend I am not well versed in and it’s the best passive aggressive way I can protest a stupid bounty on someone’s head because you disagree with art you haven’t seen before.  But I know who she is because she’s a popular actress and beautiful and so I figured why not post her because we live in an era where it has become important to stress murder is wrong.  Even when it’s a woman so beautiful it makes you feel funny in your pants and that makes you angry.  Still wrong.  Today I want to fuck Deepika Padukone.

Welp guys, it is Thanksgiving and I am posting Angel Olsen again because she was pretty successful last year.   In that I mean a lot of people seemed to appreciate the post and I plan to give similar advice this year, only with a high fever and very little sleep added in to really spice things up (I accidentally typed Halloween to start and had to stare at it for 30 seconds to remember what was wrong).  I guess the thing that needs to be said is that holidays are not always a great time for everyone.  They just aren’t and I know in our brave new world they can be even more stressful.  The first thing I want to tell you is that your reaction to Thanksgiving is ok.  Your reaction to your family is ok, too.  That feels maybe the most important.  Most of you will just have to swallow your pride and try to keep quiet because you are going to somehow be the more mature one at the table.  Some people might try to make you feel bad about that but not everything needs to be a battle.  It’s ok to have a day off.  There are so many reasons you might not be able to speak up.  Maybe you’re still financially dependent on your family.  Maybe you’re scared of some of your family.  Maybe you’re held hostage by the fact that the shitty family members come with the ones you love and you’re held hostage by that.  Maybe you just wanted some Turkey and a day off.  There are so many reasons and they are all ok.  You can let yourself off the hook on this one, even if someone posts something here telling you otherwise.  They are wrong.  No one knows your specific situation and I want the world to be a better place but I am not sure fighting with your family will do that.  I am not sure that small incremental improvement if it exists is worth the price of you.  Only you know your situation and I am saying it’s ok.  No one else knows. What I do know is at some point it is going to get to you.  You are going to crack under it all and this does not make you weak.  It isn’t a failure in your part.  It makes you human.  Willpower is not an endless well and at some point it will be tapped out.  Be it from having Narcissists as parents, being forced to sit across from your abuser, your “wacky” Uncle Jimmy or Pete or Billy or Jimbob and his thought on Muslims.  Whatever it is it drains you and that’s ok.  That’s why my advice comes in.  Bring your headphones.  Whatever is going on you can walk away.  There is no shame in it, it is actually the adult decision and if the other adults there aren’t mature enough to realize it then it’s not your fault.  Don’t make a scene, just go to the bathroom or to wash your hands.  Then find your stuff, put on your headphones and go for a walk.  Most people probably won’t even notice.  If they do make an excuse.  You needed 2000 more steps and had to get them in before you fell into a turkey coma.  You felt light headed and needed some fresh air.  You had a call you had to take.  Whatever.  But put those headphones on and listen to some music you love.  Truly love.  It doesn’t have to be upbeat, it just has to set your soul soaring.  You’ll know better than I.  It’s where Angel Olsen comes in.  I think she’s brilliant and her album My Woman was in heavy Rotation this past year.  This year I saved her new release to listen to for the same reason.  Music can build a fortress around your senses and fortify your heart when you need it.  Use it for that.  Art can illuminate, it can educate, it can help you transcend your own shitty existence but it also can just be a soothing balme when you need it.  Use it.  Enjoy your Thanksgiving and do what you need to to make it trough.  Remember, whoever is causing you stress will be gone in a few days but you will still have your music and you will still have some left overs when they are gone.  That means you’re going to win.  They cannot beat you.  Today I want to fuck Angel Olsen.

I am sick so I am phoning this in today.  This is Becky G.  I have posted her before but am remarkably uninformed about her.  I just know she’s pretty and I assume somewhat successful since she pops up on my computer screens from time to time.  Good for her!  She is adorable.  Today I want to fuck Becky G.

The American Music Awards were last night and I am a little torn on declaring a winning because I am uncertain about how I feel about Demi Lovato’s dress. It’s one of those things that when I look at it in thumbnail it doesn’t quite work for me, when I look at the fine details I like it a bit more.  But either way, the thing is, when I am sitting here going, “I dunno, that dress isn’t quite working” I am also still going, “Man, she looks beautiful”.  So I am posting her because she looks beautiful.  So I guess she won.  I dunno, I am strangely noncommittal this time out.  I can definitively say that she is gorgeous though.  Today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

How about some Anne Hathaway guys?  She has shown up at a few things this week and looked lovely and that’s enough for me.  I dunno why she was at events.  Is she promoting something?  Maybe, it’s a mystery because I am too lazy to investigate.  I just think she looked pretty.  Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.

Here is Nicki Minaj because she was on the cover of Paper Mag which is attempting to break the internet.  Will it?  Probably not.  The internet is more resilient than magazine publishers would like you to believe.  I liked the cover though.  Is it lascivious pandering?  Yeah, probably.  Definitely.  It turns out sometimes I am ok being pandered to.  Mostly because I find Nicki Minaj very attractive and am ok with the idea of there being three of her.  I’d add the cover to the post but there isn’t a really high quality version of it and obviously I have high standards here. It’s probably what most people think when they see the name of the blog: high standards. I find Nicki very attractive and am always happy for the chance to post her.  After all, as was pointed out to me recently, I made a friend in @thunderstormofoblivion by posting Nicki.  Who wouldn’t want to post her more if that’s the result?  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

My relationship with Demi Lovato is interesting (to me and only me but let’s be honest, this blog is internet navel gazing at it’s most severe) in that I go long swaths without thinking about her or anything.  Demi Lovato is not at the front of my thoughts in day to day life or anything and if asked for a list of celebrities I am most attracted to (which running this blog I get asked a lot and I always kind of want to point to my blog as the answer) she doesn’t come up.  Because I don’t think of her.  So she is not at the forefront of my thoughts but she is clearly always rattling around in the back of my mind.  It has been pointed out to me by some friends that I have always been attracted to her.  Like… when subjects that would involve her came up in the past, like which former Disney Star is the hottest, apparently I came down very firmly that Demi Lovato blows the competition away.  Stuff like that.  I don’t even remember.  My point is though, that like… I almost forget Demi Lovato exists.  Tuesday I maybe couldn’t have pulled her name out of a hat if you had asked me for the 50 hottest celebrities.  Yet, the second I see pictures of her the reaction is always the same, “Holy shit she is gorgeous”.  Without fail and, again, pointing to my blog, she is indeed in my top 50 most posted people.  Much higher than 50 actually.  Because I am very, very attracted to her because she is just gorgeous.  But my brain has some strange block that I can’t explain.  I find it interesting.  You are bored.  I’ll stop.  Today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

Here is Tinashe for reasons unclear to me beyond, “Hey, she sure is pretty”.  I woke up with her on my mind.  Was I having a dream about her I don’t remember?  Is it that it illiterates well with Thursday (it doesn’t that well to be honest, Tuesday would be better), is it because Tinashe is part of a secret Illuminati and is using her mind control powers to make me think about her?  I don’t know.  All of them seem equally likely except for the last one because I have feel like there are better targets to mind control if she wants success or attention.  I guess it could be a real Doctor Faustus situation but even if Tinashe has super human powers and is squandering them playing pranks, I am having a hard time believing I am a likely target.  I don’t think she knows I exist.  It’s unlikely.  So she’s probably here because she’s extremely good looking and my brain does like that kind of thing.  Today I want to fuck Tinashe.

So there were those CFDA Fashion awards the other day and you know, pictures have been slow to trickle in but I knew Nicki Minaj was there and thus I knew I was likely to post Nicki Minaj because that’s what I do when she actually shows up in red carpet pics.  She looked good.  I mean, she looked like her. Nothing she wore was ground breaking in that it was very Nicki Minaj.  Luckily I like that sort of thing.  It’s also a nice coincidence because last night I was actually thinking about how smart Nicki Minaj is and how I feel that’s over looked.  I am not surprised it is for many reasons but it is worth noting how confidently she can speak on things she cares about and how immediately she can articulate herself on them.  The second part is what I was thinking about, she doesn’t seem to need time to gather her thoughts and formulate a rebuttle, she already has it.  That is interesting and probably is the core of why I am attracted to her, it shows someone who is pretty confident and aware of who she is and thus is able to so quickly articulate her feelings and thoughts.  It’s impressive and confidence is hot.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Here’s some Charli XCX because it’s a day that ends in a y and I happen to like her a lot.  That’s basically it.  I don’t think there was like… a thing with her or anything this weekend.  Actually it was kind of a slow weekend so I feel like I can be forgiven for defaulting to one of my favorites.  Besides, she dressed as Barbarella for Halloween, which is pretty clearly for me.  If you know me you know it’s ridiculous how much that is for me.  If you don’t know me just take my word for it.  I really have no reason to lie about this, like I am not lying about being way into Barbarella to seem cool.  Not that I wouldn’t lie to all of you to seem cool, I just like to think I’d come up with a much more effective lie than that.  Anyway, Charli is great and let me look… nope, no new album yet.  But hey, another new song this past week that she wrote for someone else but is still basically her song.  That’s fun.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.