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How about some Daisy Ridley today becuase why not.  It’s been a busy day for me thus far and so I haven’t had time to even really consider my poor blog.  But I did just see an ad for Murder on the Orient Express and while I am having a really hard time caring about it Daisy Ridley looked good in it.  She also looked really good a few days ago at the premier.  On top of that, I love Star Wars and hey, why not get warmed up for the inevitable Rey related posts about Daisy Ridley when the time comes.  You know, work on those muscles so to speak. So here she is because today I want to fuck Daisy Ridley.

I feel a little like I am a day behind on this even though this isn’t a news blog or anything, but Hayley Atwell was at an awards thing the other day and looked great and now I am posting her.  She’s looked fantastic a couple of times recently actually but the turth is she could purposefully look like garbage and if she showed up at something I’d still be likely to end up posting her because it would be a reminder that she exists and that she rules.  I mean, she looks good, that’s nice.  But the truth is she is such an amazing bundle of talent and charm that it is enough.  She is just so likable that how can you not love her?  I dunno.  Anyway, here she is because today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Happy Halloween guys.  Sorry if Halloween snuck up on anyone, I certainly forgot to mention it so I can understand how that might happen.  I am posting Kim Kardashian today because as the season moves to an end I have to admit, she really did the costume thing well this year.  She often does.  I don’t know if she loves Halloween or a chance to appear at events in a way that will draw attention.  I am tried and the truth is I just don’t care.  I am well aware that her job is basically to be famous and I am fine with that.  No one can be famous if we refuse to pay attention, so her persisting fame tells me some people perhaps protest too much.  Whatever her reasons, she nailed it a couple times this year.  Her Cher costume was not only spot on, it was just kind of a delight.  I like when costumes aren’t just whatever the pop culture of the moment is (also it was a 70’s themed party so it was spot on).  And then her Madonna was amazing (and special props to her sister whose Michael Jackson was eerily accurate).  My point is, she nailed the costume thing, so here are the three she’s worn this year (so far, who knows what tonight brings) and some older ones to round out the post.  Today I want ot fuck Kim Kardashian.

The costumes aren’t really coming through in the numbers I was hoping for but at least Ariel Winter came through this year.  She also dressed as Leeloo from the Fifth Element but I didn’t see any decent shots of that yet.  Still, every year we can get more than one costume from her and I just want to congratulate her for doing the right thing.  Because once again, if I had Modern Family money and was invited to a bunch of Halloween parties, you better believe I would dress in a bunch of costumes.  It would be totally sweet.  But I don’t have that kind of money and if there are a bunch of Halloween parties going on in my social group then no one is telling me.  Which would just be mean spirited because everyone knows I love Halloween.  So I choose to believe there just aren’t any.  Today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.

Some costumes are slowly trickling in but to be frank, not enough costumes.  I realize tonight will probably be the big party night but come on, if you are rich and famous and have access to world class costume designers, I say go all out. There should be Halloween parties for like 2 weeks leading up to Halloween. Why have the parties compete?  Think of all the candy you are missing out on, Hollywood!  All those excuses to dress up and eat candy, which I assume like most adults, are your main goals in life.  It hasn’t happened yet though.  For some reason.  Luckily, Michelle Trachtenberg is always reliable.  She doesn’t fuck around when it comes to Halloween and I always appreciate it.  Her costumes are often similar thematically, which you know, good for her.  A lot of people don’t have a distinctive look period, much less a distinctive style when it comes to Halloween.  Also, her make up work is always so good it isn’t like they ever feel the same.  They are just in the same school of costumes.  And man, the make up work is so good.  This year (lower left) it is so creepy and disquieting.  She went super pale then with a dark design and if you don’t look closely it looks like she doesn’t have a mouth.  It’s just very unsettling.  Which I guess could sound like an insult but it isn’t.  It’s fucking awesome.  Ghost that looks at you and then screams until you piss yourself from a strange Asian horror movie is frankly a fantastic look.  I love it. So today I want to fuck Michelle Trachtenberg.

Here is Fan Bingbing because if she shows up at a thing I am very likely to post her, on account of her extreme beauty.  She was a thing for DeBeers which was… I dunno, about jewelry obviously.  Who knows beyond that.  She looked great though.  Because she always looks great.  She’s beautiful and mixed with that is the fact that she has maybe the best taste on the planet.  So everything she wore worked and she looked great.  Thus she is here.  Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.

I am posting Charli XCX today because I like Charli XCX.  The simple truth is I often don’t need much of a reason to post her.  I don’t have much of a reason. I had some other ideas for posts in the early hours of this morning but they have all melted away and only Charli is left.  It happens sometimes.  Again, my only reason for posting her is that I really like Charli XCX.  that’s about it.  So today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Here is Dua Lipa who I have intedned to post for some time but haven’t. Probably to my benefit because then I didn’t have to post poor predictions.  I expected her to fully blow up this summer and it didn’t quite happen.  I mean, if you’re looking at this post you either follow me or you know her, so she isn’t super obscure but I thought like… I don’t know, maybe she’d have the song of the summer.  That her name would be on all lips.  It didn’t happen.  Was there even a song of the summer this year?  I actually can’t think of one.  That could mean I am officially old or it could mean the fracturing of culture has progressed to a point where that is now a thing that no longer exists.  The two are of course not mutually exclusive but only one is the reason why I can’t think of one.  Either way, it makes me a little sad because it will be a thing to be missed.  Sorta.  Part of that is nostalgia talking, overall the fact that there is so much choice and people can find what they want is a good thing.  Mostly.  I don’t miss the mono culture as a whole but I do miss the unity it brings.  The idea of universally shared experiences.  We all still have them, they are just less obvious now and less likely to be a thing you talk to a stranger about. Which is a shame. There is also the fact that as we pursue our narrow interests our heads end up so far up our own asses we can’t see anyone else.  So there are drawbacks to each.  And I miss the idea of an identifying song of summer. Like, other than the hook Fancy was a dumpster fire but it’s nice for us to all know it.  And that in 20 years when they are making movies someone can put that on and we immediately know what year it is.  And some of them are quite good (has Call me Maybe been 5 years, Jesus).  So I would have liked Dua Lipa to be that, I would have enjoyed that as the signifier of this summer.  It didn’t happen and maybe it didn’t happen for anyone really?  Oh well. I still think she’s a pretty good pop singer and I also think she’s really pretty.  So she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Dua Lipa.

Here is Priyanka Chopra because she sure is pretty.  That’s about it.  She is often at things and was at something for Bumble the other day and looked great so here I am posting it.  I feel like maybe I shouldn’t like that dress, like even with the belt it’s strangely shapeless but you know what?  I kind of love it. Maybe it’s the color or maybe she just has tendency to look good all the time. Whatever the cause, I like it, I like her, so here she is.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Here is Camila Mendes because Riverdale and yadda yadda yadda.  I had more to say and could get into a lot of stuff but the day has slipped away and to be frank there is something more important going on right now. So I am just going to note that I think she is ridiculously pretty and I really like her a lot. Today I want to fuck Camila Mendes.