The costumes aren’t really coming through in the numbers I was hoping for but at least Ariel Winter came through this year. She also dressed as Leeloo from the Fifth Element but I didn’t see any decent shots of that yet. Still, every year we can get more than one costume from her and I just want to congratulate her for doing the right thing. Because once again, if I had Modern Family money and was invited to a bunch of Halloween parties, you better believe I would dress in a bunch of costumes. It would be totally sweet. But I don’t have that kind of money and if there are a bunch of Halloween parties going on in my social group then no one is telling me. Which would just be mean spirited because everyone knows I love Halloween. So I choose to believe there just aren’t any. Today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.
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