Tag: brunette

Here’s Emma Watson because I’m such a radical non traditionalist, I love posting my way out there unpopular celebrities. You know, real out there types who have appeared in the most successful movie franchises of all time. I also love Brussels Sprouts guys. Love them. Like plan weeks of meals around what will go well with them. What I am saying is I am a unique and fascinating iconoclast, which is why I am posting Emma Watson. I don’t want a parade or anything, just recognition of how I forge my own path. Anyway, she looks good because she is actually very pretty. I have little to no opinion on Wizards and shit and that always frustrates people but it’s just how it goes. She seems fantastic though even without the movies, in part cause I have always liked how she uses her fame. Today I want to fuck Emma Watson.

Here is Becky G cause she was at Spotify’s Secret Genius Awards last night and well, she’s got quite a face. I think she looked beautiful. She just looks great so today was a mostly easy choice except for the fact that there was one other person there who looked amazing. But seriously, Becky G looks so good here. So she wins. Today I want to fuck Becky G.

I am in general grateful for Doctor Who but especially incarnations of The Doctor which emphasize the kindness. Which is seems like Jodie Whittaker’s version does. I have talked about fictional characters before and the important roles they can play as aspirational figures. My entire life people have said Superman is lame but to me Superman is a man with the power to do anything and what he has chosen to do is help people. That’s powerful and it’s moving. Doctor Who is a show cut from a similar cloth with it’s humanism at it’s core and the fact that The Doctor is as close to a god as you can be and in the end always ends up helping. I guess I am thankful for the show and I really like Jodie Whittaker’s version of the Doctor. I guess I haven’t really disliked any take but her take is what I felt we all need right now. I watched this week’s episode and I liked it but more importantly I liked her. So I am posting her. I can’t really sexualize the Doctor as a character but I can appreciate the beauty of the woman playing her and like her. Today I want to fuck Jodie Whittaker.

The world is a weird place right now guys. I feel like we all can sorta feel that. I know not everyone agrees something is off about our current situation but I have to say, if you had told me a year ago that Taylor Swift would be warning us about systemic racism and Kanye West was telling us slavery was a choice I would have punched you in the face. I wouldn’t have wanted to but it would have just been my body’s natural reaction to such a batshit claim. Yet here we are. Fire and Brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Soon enough forty years of darkness, Earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from their graves. Human Sacrifice, dogs and cats living together. It’s the end of days. The latest sign is that the People’s Choice Awards were Sunday night and Kim Kardashian was there and her dress was amazing. I wanted to post her in it. And… nothing. Guys, I want you to let this soak in. Sit down if you have to. We are living in a world where pictures of Kim Kardashian are hard to find. It was like pulling teeth finding anything. There are one or two medium quality shots. This is insanity. Guys, pictures of Kim Kardashian just wash up on the beach in Malibu. They are supposed to be one of our most bountiful natural resources. Next the Pope is going declare funny hats a sin and France will ban striped shirts, berets, and cigarettes. I’m frightened. Normally this is when I would turn to our pop culture machine to distract us with pretty girls and explosions while we slide into oblivion. And it’s dropped the ball. Hey, enjoy your week though. Today I want to fuck Kim Kardashian.

So more Victoria’s Secret stuff though really the credit here is all Gigi Hadid. What they had her wear on the catwalk is honestly pretty ugly. She somehow made it compelling. But this is all about her own outfit, on the pink carpet. I don’t know how you feel about it but I think it’s hot as fuck. I love it. It’s why she’s here. Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

Here is Olivia Munn because Olivia Munn is really pretty. That’s simple but it’s just the truth. She has a habit of looking very good on the red carpet and just out and about and probably doing most thing. She is very photogenic is my point. To the degree where sometimes it feels a bit unfair. Either way, the result is I am a big Olivia fan and thus I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

You are going to hear a lot today about how this is the most important election of your lifetime. It might be. It might not be. That’s actually a thing for historians to decide. I am here to tell you that every election is important and I have a part of a letter from George Washington to make my point today.

It is now no more that toleration is spoken of as if it were the indulgence of one class of people that another enjoyed the exercise of their inherent natural rights, for, happily, the Government of the United States, which gives to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance, requires only that they who live under its protection should demean themselves as good citizens in giving it on all occasions their effectual support.

It would be inconsistent with the frankness of my character not to avow that I am pleased with your favorable opinion of my administration and fervent wishes for my felicity.

May the children of the stock of Abraham who dwell in this land continue to merit and enjoy the good will of the other inhabitants—while every one shall sit in safety under his own vine and fig tree and there shall be none to make him afraid.

Less than two weeks ago there was a mass shooting at a synagogue. Hate crime is up. I am not cannot and will not claim an election with change any of this. Instead I will point out that the ideals Washington expresses there have been in my head since that event and they are ideals we have fallen short of again and again. Because America is a nation made of people. And people falter. Often badly. Often terribly. But they are ideals to strive for. That’s what America has always been about. Finding a better way, working towards it. It’s always a work in progress and we can always do better but we should always be trying to do better. The government of our first President tried to strive towards these ideals of religious freedom, of not just tolerance but acceptance. Civil rights are not a thing handed out upon high. He notes that here. They are a human right, they are owed, not earned. I do not believe our current government or many of our current politicians are making any attempt to strive towards this. People are afraid because of what they are and we have promised they did not have to be. And part of it is because people don’t vote. When everyone votes Politicians have to appeal to the middle more. They have to seek compromise and work together. When most people do not it’s only the fringes they have to appeal towards and it sends us down a dangerous path. So yes, this election is important. Every election is though and it’s crucial you vote if you are an American because it is your right. Because it is your moral duty. The American Experiment still has the potential to be something great but it takes action from all of us. I firmly believe in the ideals espoused in the founding of my country but they are not words written on paper to be forgotten, it takes us to never forget them and to do what we must to live up to them. And most importantly to hold those who represent us accountable to them. I am posting Chloe Bennet today for two reasons. First cause she was wearing a shit that said vote and I thought maybe people would read it if it was on a pretty girl’s chest. Second because she is very much America. Second because I think she’s pretty and I liked her Calvin Klein shoot. Go vote. Please. Today I want to fuck Chloe Bennet.

So Dua Lipa is in Spain and at first it was for some awards I had never heard of because it turns out that I am not an expert on Spanish Awards but then it was for the EMAs, which are a thing I did know existed. She looked good at both which is a thing I could have guessed without seeing on on account of Dua Lipa always looking good. So I am posting her. Enjoy. Today I want to fuck Dua Lipa.

Here is my beloved Charli XCX who was in Paper Magazine because… well, I don’t know why. For magazine reasons I would assume. I know for most of my life people have talked about how they get their magazines for the articles but for me I mainly consume magazines for the pictures. It makes my subscription to the Economist amazingly unrewarding. Which is a killer joke if you have ever seen the tightly packed text dense pages of the Economist. It’s ok if you didn’t know that, the joke still works and by works I mean it’s my way of signaling my intelligence and sophistication. Obviously I nailed that when I named this blog though. Anyway, I didn’t plan this for today. In case you were wondering, I don’t schedule major magazine shoots. I don’t have that power. But I mean today is a big day for me and sometimes I pick someone special for it but someone special picked herself I guess? It’s probably fate. Either way, I’m making a great case for another restraining order. Oh well. She looked good though and I like Charli XCX a lot. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Here is Zoey Deutch because she’s really pretty. That’s the long and short of it. I saw some pictures of her at a photocall for… I think it said A Quiet Place but that feels wrong unless I am having a massive brain fart. Whatever is going on, she looked good because she is beautiful. Today I want to fuck Zoey Deutch.