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Well guys, I was waiting on the Heidi Klum Party to really see who crushed Halloween because that’s where the winner always is (and secretly the winner is always Heidi Klum who makes me look like someone who hates Halloween every year). But then Emily Ratajkowski shared her costume. It’s Raquel Welch from One Million Years BC, whcih if you haven’t seen is a stupid, stupid movie that exists to put pretty girls in fur bikinis and have them fight dinosaurs. I of course love it and Raquel Welch looks amazing in it. Emily Ratajkowski nailed the look on multiple levels and she looks great. So I am posting her as winning Halloween. At least in this moment. Today I wantt o fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Happy Halloween everyone! I hope your day is magical and full of terror. The fun terror though. Like Ghosts and Goblins, not the creeping realization of your own mortality or anything. I am posting Hannah Ray today because yesterday she shared this skeleton costume and just wow. She looks amazing. Costumes aren’t really her thing. I mean, they’re more her thing, if you don’t know, she is doing more costume like stuff recently but in my mind her real strength is her sense of fashion which is just top notch. She has a style that is so distinctly her and she just looks amazing in everything she wears. So it’s an added bonus to get that skeleton costume and just go, wow, it’s amazing. And it is amazing. so here are a lot of spooky Halloween pictures for everyone. I mean, if a skeleton wasn’t scary enough just stop and think about the bizarre sort of sentient realm some Pokemon inhabit and realize she’s dressed as someone who captures them, forces them into a tiny prison and makes them fight for her amusement and personal glory. That’s horrifying. Very spooky. Happy Halloween, today I want to fuck Hannah Ray.

Well, pictures are still rolling in and the biggest party of them all hasn’t even happened yet, so I am not yet declaring a winning for Halloween. But stuff has happened and if I am being honest there were some strong looks this Halloween so far. A lot of it is from the older generation though, so I would like to see others step it up. Also, another theme seems to be celebrities dressing as olden days celebrities this year. That part is fine but sometimes a little dull. Anyway, there were a few people I thought about posting today and maybe it’s a little gauche to admit it but I chose Halsey cause she looks really hot as Poison Ivy. It’s a good costume and she’s hot. That’s it. So she’s here today. I mean, she often does well in the costume department, she once threw what was supposed to be an epic Halloween party a couple of years ago that no one really seems to know anything about, which is probably what makes it epic? Brilliant really, don’t invite anyone, tell everyone it was killer, everyone assumes it must be if they didn’t get an invite. But really she’s just here cause she’s a hot Poison Ivy. Today I want to fuck Halsey.

In the past couple months Olivia Cooke has been number 2 on quite a few days. Which annoys me. Like, she shows up so rarely and she is one of those celebrities that I just find so pretty. Which I mean is everyone on this blog but there are some people who just click with me and I know I am more into them than the other people looking at them right now. Which still isn’t the best way to describe this as it sounds like the sort of thing a stalker says but I mean like in Bates Motel Nicola Peltz was very pretty and clearly supposed to be the hot girl on the show but my brain was like, “Oh, Olivia Cooke, she’s the hot girl on the show”. Some people have that impact on me. It’s like you wierdos who like Velma more than Daphne despite that obviously being wrong. Or it’s not like that at all because I am right. Anyway, I find her very attractive and she has shown up on the red carpet a few times, which is always a rare treat, and then missed out on being posted. And it bothers me because I feel like I am just throwing away chances. Well, screw it, I am posting her today. Cause she’s pretty and that blue dress, right? Wow. Today I want to fuck Olivia Cooke.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead was at the Suspiria premier last night and honestly I had no clue she was associated with it. I mean, she may not be at all still, I was just surprised to see her there. I am fascinated by the remake because any remake feels like you are fighting an uphill battle but this one is just so fascinating. The original Suspiria is a cult classic and among the most beautiful things ever committed to film. It’s also a mess and makes no sense and there is barely even a plot to speak of. So on one hand it seems like it would be easy to construct a better story. On the other hand it seems like you’ll never top Argento’s visuals. I guess it feels like you’ll always be compared to something else which doesn’t seem fun. But hey, if you were trying to get me on board, having Mary Elizabeth Winstead show up on the red carpet goes a long way towards that. Part of me wants to make a joke about how that’s how you top Argento’s visuals but it made me uncomfortable, so I didn’t. She looked nice though. I wish she was still doing horror movies. Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

So there were the InStyle awards last night and I don’t know what they are but I assume it is either fashion adjacent or just an excuse to get celebrities in a room given the magazine it’s named after. That’s not a slam, I am just saying it seems unlikely InStyle has created an award to compete with the Nobels or they have decided that the Saturn Awards can suck it and they are going to be the arbiters of what is and isn’t good in Sci-Fi. Context clues is what I am saying. I’m like Batman with my detective work. Anyway, Miranda Kerr was there and I loved her dress and she looked good. So I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Miranda Kerr.

I am aware that I just posted Christine McConnell the other day but here’s the thing, it’s probably the last time for a while cause I am out of show and you shouldn’t have a problem with it because what kind of person really gives a fuck about what other people post? Also because she’s awesome. I know a very small portion of tumblr agrees because more people reached out to me about her post than anyone else recently. Also because you don’t have to go very far back in her tag to see article links about her being an influencer or whatever and well, there isn’t a lot there. It is interesting, there seems to be nothing she can’t do. Now, I know she got famous on the internet and we should always be aware instagram is a lie. And that is true in general but this isn’t her taking pictures to show off how great her life is. She is creating things. That’s important. Putting things into the world to add value. And I don’t think we have to worry with someone like her where sometimes when the instagram famous person is put out into the world it makes people feel bad. They look at their lives and it pales in comparison. That’s when you need to point out it’s all bullshit and that person’s life isn’t what it looks like in tiny pictures. This is different because Christine McConnell isn’t famous for her amazing vacations and pictures of tea blossoms. It’s because she makes stuff and the one thing I have heard from the few people who watched her show is how inspired they feel. Look, I could go on about how she’s probably bad at stuff. There are literally no pictures of her anywhere slam dunking a basketball. Not even one of her doing a layup. She might be terrible at those things. But that’s not the point. The point is that she can make a cake look like a house and I could never do that. But that’s the great tradition she’s following in from all the way back to Julie Childes. You aren’t supposed to make a cake that looks like a house. I mean if you can, knock yourself out. You are supposed to see that it can be done and have your creativity sparked. Be reminded you can do things. You can do creative things. Will it be a cake that looks like something else? Maybe not. But it will be something. And that’s what I find engaging. When she makes cookie bones it’s like, oh, hey, I could do that. And more importantly other ideas form in my mind. Ideas to decorate a table for Halloween or whatever. And others have shared a similar sentiment with me. That’s exciting and why I am posting her again. I am not going to go around making my own cinch waist dresses or anything but even if I don’t realize it something I cook this week will likely be influenced by it. I guess I really like the feeling of being inspired. Also, she has so many great pictures. They’re just awesome. So I have to get more of them out there. Today I want to fuck Christine McConnell.

There is this show on Netflix called the Curious Creations of Chrstine McConnell that is about the weirdest thing imaginable in the most wonderful way. I am pretty sure it’s going to be a much talked about thing here. Maybe it already is. All week Netflix has been playing the trailer when I login and often it would play and I wasn’t paying a lot of attention. Finally, after finishing The Haunting of Hill House it played and I looked and said, “What the fuck is this?” I have seen it described as a Goth Martha Stewart but that’s not really accurate. I mean, part of it is. It’s not very Goth and even if it was it wouldn’t really tell you how unique this stuff is. Now, I am not going to claim this show is life changing. It probably isn’t. Not for most people at least. I guess someone might be inspired to make a creature of the Black Lagoon cake that changes their life but for most of us it’s just a pleasantly weird thing to watch. So the Martha Stewart thing is right but other than that it’s more like something with a Horror Host. Except tonally not quite, it feels almost like a kids show in tone except it’s not for kids. I guess it’s what if Pee Wee’s Playhouse had been a parody of Martha Stewart instead of children’s shows and Pee Wee’s biggest influence was the Nightmare Before Christmas. That sorta gets it. Anyway, it’s delightful and fascinating and at the core, past the puppets and sort of storyline is Christine McConnell. Who I hadn’t heard of but wow is she cool as fuck. A deep dive into her on the internet shows you someone who makes her own clothes, makes costumes, takes strange horror themed photographs, and makes amazing cakes. And other arts and crafts. She is just a remarkable font of strange creativity and I love it. So I am posting her because it’s just really cool and I love her pictures. Today I want to fuck Christine McConnell.

Hey guys. Here is some Jenna Coleman because she is at MIPCOM, which I think I may have even mentioned last year is part of this bizarrely changing entertainment world. Once upon a time industry trade shows that really had to only deal with finance and distribution rights didn’t have red carpets. Now everything wants to get more attention and so they have celebrities show up. It’s odd but I am not complaining because Jenna Coleman. She is so pretty and she looked good and so I decided to post pictures of her being pretty and looking good. And mainly wearing pants I guess? That wasn’t an attempt at a theme, it just happened. Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

Starting almost a month ago the buzz on The Haunting of Hill House really took off. People were declaring it great and the first truly great horror show and all sorts of things that set me up for disappointment. I mean, some consider the source material the greatest haunted house story of all time and people said this could be better. That’s a whole lot of praise. So I watched it this weekend and I was unsure at the start. I thought it was a good show but perhaps light on the horror. Or like it was a “horror” show in the sense that it might have ghosts but it was really meant for normal people who didn’t love being scared. I was wrong. It just established a fantastic base by really getting us to know the characters and slowly dripping in the scares and ghosts. I am about half way through and am loving it so far. It really has struck a great tone. I care about the characters, even though a lot of them are assholes. I feel even more for the kids. This is Victoria Pedretti who has been in almost nothing ever. She plays poor, tragic Nell. Who I really felt for both as a kid and as an adult. It’s a hard life and something about her performance just made me very sad every time she came on screen. I guess the isolation. It really weighed on me. I liked it a lot and I like her a lot and I wanted to point out how great an October show this is to anyone who is interested. Today I want to fuck Victoria Pedretti.