The world is a weird place right now guys. I feel like we all can sorta feel that. I know not everyone agrees something is off about our current situation but I have to say, if you had told me a year ago that Taylor Swift would be warning us about systemic racism and Kanye West was telling us slavery was a choice I would have punched you in the face. I wouldn’t have wanted to but it would have just been my body’s natural reaction to such a batshit claim. Yet here we are. Fire and Brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Soon enough forty years of darkness, Earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from their graves. Human Sacrifice, dogs and cats living together. It’s the end of days. The latest sign is that the People’s Choice Awards were Sunday night and Kim Kardashian was there and her dress was amazing. I wanted to post her in it. And… nothing. Guys, I want you to let this soak in. Sit down if you have to. We are living in a world where pictures of Kim Kardashian are hard to find. It was like pulling teeth finding anything. There are one or two medium quality shots. This is insanity. Guys, pictures of Kim Kardashian just wash up on the beach in Malibu. They are supposed to be one of our most bountiful natural resources. Next the Pope is going declare funny hats a sin and France will ban striped shirts, berets, and cigarettes. I’m frightened. Normally this is when I would turn to our pop culture machine to distract us with pretty girls and explosions while we slide into oblivion. And it’s dropped the ball. Hey, enjoy your week though. Today I want to fuck Kim Kardashian.