Tag: brunette

Here is Barbara Palvin because… she showed up in some pics this week including at the Hungarian Women of the Year Gala yesterday.  I didn’t end up posting anything from that but she did to her typical thing where she looked adorable in a lot of the pictures because she seems to be having a lot of fun. Anytime I post Barbara Palvin I end up thinking of my friend @lunoboom though now I can’t remember why?  I think maybe because Izzy has said it would be really gross to make out with Barbara Palvin.  That seems like an odd stance to take but it’s her life.  A shame really.  I happen to think Barbara Palvin is gorgeous and adorable and sexy.  And look how great she looks in some of these pictures.  Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

I was too old for Power Rangers when it broke and my exposure to it basically stemmed from having younger relatives who watched it.  So I saw it on but didn’t really pay much attention other than as a young teenager I thought the Pink Ranger was kind of hot.  I was just too old and didn’t really know much about it besides the fact that I had seen other Japanese stuff that was similar when I was younger.  I know basically nothing about Becky G because I am too old and basically just recognize the name because I spend my life on the internet and get things through osmosis.  It’s like, oh yeah, that’s a name I have seen.  So bad news, if you were coming here hoping for an insightful examination of the Power Rangers or Becky G’s music or anything else you’re going to be disappointed.  In fairness, you would have been disappointed coming here looking for that even if I knew what I was talking about.  I basically just talk out my ass here and if you have found anything I say particularly noteworthy it’s because I post every day and it’s a whole monkeys and typewriters situation.  All I know is this, I saw pictures of the red carpet at the premier for the movie and said, “Wow, that girl is beautiful and has great hair”. I looked around some and she often has great hair and is always beautiful. That’s about it.  She’s here today cause she had a pretty yellow gown and she looked pretty and because today I want to fuck Becky G.

Here is Anne Hathaway because she is in April’s Elle and since I saw pictures from it I have been waiting for them to come out in high quality.  They did.  Hooray.  She looks beautiful because she is beautiful but also they did a good job of just clean photos that were simple and show what… I am not sure the word for it, the essence of her beauty?  Simple, clean, elegant.  Just a porcelain goddess really.  I dunno, I am trying to bullshit and it’s not working.  She looked great so she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.

Hayley Atwell is getting posted cause she showed up somewhere.  It’s basically that simple.  I adore her as does pretty much anyone who has taken the time to get acquainted with her work.  She is just so stupid charming.  It’s ridiculous. So she was at the Three Empire Awards last night and being not in England I have no clue what these are other than the fact that there have been other awards in the past that are the <something> Empire Awards.  So I don’t know if Three is a sponsor of if this is a whole other set of Empire awards or what.  Either way, it seems anachronistic, you guys lost the Empire.  Everyone knows it.  But I’ll let it pass this time since it got us Hayley Atwell in a lovely black dress.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Charli XCX was at some sort of thing last night, fashion oriented for Max Mara but I have no more details than that.  The important thing is she just looked great.  A very simple, traditional green dress but I thought it was fantastic on her.  And you may not have figured this out but I actually don’t need much to end up posting her here.  So here she is because today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

So, Emily Ratakowski is part of a campaign for DKNY that I assume is to see underwear cause that’s what she is wearing in it.  Maybe it’s bed sheets, those are in every photo, too.  I should really research this stuff.  Anyway, I am assuming it’s lingerie and that was nice to see because early in her career before being an It Girl and mainstream name, she used to do a fair bit of modeling for lingerie, which makes sense, she has the look and figure for that. I guess it’s a nice bit of nostalgia?  Or she just looks hot?  I mean, she is pretty hot.  It’s probably mostly that.  So here she is including some old lingerie pics because today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So I am uncertain if I will end up seeing Beauty and the Beast.  I mean, it’s not really for me and I don’t really understand a live action remake of a cartoon because… I guess I like cartoons fine and unless you are adding nuance or strengthening things thematically for an older audience I am not sure why you do it.  And animated classics from Disney are not typically lacking in strong themes or visuals.  From what I see it follows the same story, which is about a girl who can read and thus is doomed to a life so loveless celibacy because the only eligible bachelor in town is a fuckboy named Gaston and Belle, being intelligent, knows that would end in murder suicide when she accidentally knocked something over in his super sweet mancave.  Luckily, thanks to a twist of fate, things take a turn and the movie becomes the most romantic movie about Stockholm syndrome ever as we get a working example of everything being ok if you just marry up while also a wonderful example of why the French Revolution had to happen.  The aristocracy is corrupt and neglectful and their mistakes harm everyone under them.  I am not a Marxist but I also have no desire to be a tea cup because some foppish 10 year old is a shallow prick. Anyway, we all know the story, and I am not sure I will see it but from the first stills I have been amazed with how perfect Emma Watson looks in the role. Obviously I post a lot of beautiful women here but I do feel a certain elegance and grace is required to pull off a woman named Beauty.  So from day one she has seemed to be excellent casting and she looked great and at the slew of premiers over the past few weeks she has just looked fantastic.  I love some of the gowns she’s worn.  So I am posting her.  Today I want to fuck Emma Watson.

So Bérénice Marlohe was at the screening of a movie called Song to Song at SXSW last night and I saw the pictures and it was like, oh right, she’s amazingly beautiful.  Not that I ever see her in anything because you know, French. Sorry, that sounds like I have something against the French, and I do, obviously, but that’s not what I am getting at here.  I just mean she is mainly in French Films and while I try to be worldly and so on I don’t really watch that many modern foreign films.  Because there is a 100 year back catalog I am still trying to work through.  It’s one of those things.  But she is just so beautiful and I saw her and was like, man, I haven’t posted her in forever, she looks so good.  Then I went looking at pictures and well… here we are.  Today I want to fuck Bérénice Marlohe.

Today will be short cause I am stupid stressed and just… am not feeling particularly creative.  And I am sure people will be confused by that but yes, writing these is a creative endevour, it takes at least a tiny bit of effort.  Anyway, today Charli XCX has a new mixtape coming out which I have not been able to listen to yet but hopefully soon.  Hopefully it rules.  Either way I like her so she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Chali XCX.

So today we will get a preemptive Riverdale post because… look, I probably will be way into Camila Mendes in the episode and I’ll probably love how totally nuts and awesome the show is.  So why not get it in now, ahead of time?  I used to do this all the time, excitement for a show airing already putting someone in my head but it has happened a lot less recently.  Part of that has to be my TV viewing habits.  It’s so strange to think that so many of us used to sort of schedule our lives around TV.  I don’t remember blowing people off to watch Seinfeld and Friends on Thursday nights in High School, because you know, it was High School, you aren’t really going out Thursday nights.  But I also just kind of knew in the back of my head my night would involve me getting home from practice, doing homework and then heading downstairs to watch TV.  It’s almost nice to be excited enough about a show to at least at the moment plan to watch it when it airs.  Or right after.  My DVR is a butthead sometimes and doesn’t cooperate when I am recording stuff and watching it.  I can’t imagine any of you care.  My point is Camila Mendes is beautiful and so today I want to fuck Camila Mendes.