So I am uncertain if I will end up seeing Beauty and the Beast.  I mean, it’s not really for me and I don’t really understand a live action remake of a cartoon because… I guess I like cartoons fine and unless you are adding nuance or strengthening things thematically for an older audience I am not sure why you do it.  And animated classics from Disney are not typically lacking in strong themes or visuals.  From what I see it follows the same story, which is about a girl who can read and thus is doomed to a life so loveless celibacy because the only eligible bachelor in town is a fuckboy named Gaston and Belle, being intelligent, knows that would end in murder suicide when she accidentally knocked something over in his super sweet mancave.  Luckily, thanks to a twist of fate, things take a turn and the movie becomes the most romantic movie about Stockholm syndrome ever as we get a working example of everything being ok if you just marry up while also a wonderful example of why the French Revolution had to happen.  The aristocracy is corrupt and neglectful and their mistakes harm everyone under them.  I am not a Marxist but I also have no desire to be a tea cup because some foppish 10 year old is a shallow prick. Anyway, we all know the story, and I am not sure I will see it but from the first stills I have been amazed with how perfect Emma Watson looks in the role. Obviously I post a lot of beautiful women here but I do feel a certain elegance and grace is required to pull off a woman named Beauty.  So from day one she has seemed to be excellent casting and she looked great and at the slew of premiers over the past few weeks she has just looked fantastic.  I love some of the gowns she’s worn.  So I am posting her.  Today I want to fuck Emma Watson.