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I watched The Love Witch last night and in the first two minutes of the movie the main character explains in voice over, “According to the experts, Men are very fragile.  They can get crushed down if you assert yourself in any way”.  At that point I knew I was going to be in for quite a ride.  Look, I was predisposed to love this movie based on visuals alone.  Tonally and visually it is a throw back to the lush and vibrant horror movies of the 1960’s that I will always hold dear to my heart.  The fact that all of that was so perfectly duplicated here would have been enough for me most likely.  I mean, a modern movie with all the charm and feel of Hammer Horror?  That would probably be enough to get a thumbs up from me.  It also turns out to be the most pitch perfect bit of satire I have seen in some time.  This is a feminist film.  From conception to execution it is darkly humorous by taking the classic tropes of the old 60’s Gothic terror and pasting them on to modern society to say some pretty cutting things about gender dynamics, male fantasy, female sexuality, and love.  I loved it. Completely loved it.  This is a wonderful movie in every way and every part of it was pitch perfect including lead actress Samantha Robinson.  She carries off a role that could have been so hard and I almost feel like it must be under appreciated by a lot of viewers because unless you have watched a lot of old Hammer movies you might not realize how much of a balancing act is going on here.  Not only does she have o play a complex character while making biting satirical points (which could be heavy handed or too cute if not deftly done), she also has to mimic some of the stilted, stylized acting of the early 60’s that frequented these old movies, especially for women who largely were attractive damsels.  It’s amazing how well she pulls that off while also being able to be smart and calculating and acting like she naive and innocent and… there’s a lot going on here and it’s kind of interesting the layers here that are not her switching tones but layering one on top of the other so we can always see them all even if they other characters cannot.  I have to say, it was a really impressive performance and this really needs to lead to more roles for her.  On top of that she is strikingly beautiful, and again I am a sucker for this time period and look, so I was inclined to like it anyway but look at her, she’s just so strikingly beautiful (and there is a lot to unpack here about the meta nature of me posting her based on a fantasy and appearance when at the core her magic was related to the same).  I even included a non Love Witch picture so you can see. The rest are from the movie because it’s great and also because look at her. Today I want to fuck Samantha Robinson.

So Barbara Palvin was at one of the many, many events that go on during Fashion Week, this was some sort of dinner.  I assume for charity but maybe not?  Who knows.  I could look it up but I am willing to bed you don’t care. Anyway, among my favorite types of Barbara Palvin pics are ones where she is at an event and they are just snapping pics and she does something goofy, often followed by something sexy.  It’s a skill she has that most definitely sets her apart in certain ways.  She makes the transition from adorable goofball to sultry sexpot and back at light speed and I assume part of the reason I and others find it so appealing is it always looks like she’s having genuine fun doing so.  It’s nice to see people enjoy themselves unabashedly.  Anyway, here she is at various things because today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

So apparently the iHeartRadio Music Awards were last night and good for them, buck the trend by putting your awards not near any of the other big ones.  I don’t know much about it besides that and it keeps putting the song Me and You and Jackie Mittoo in my head, so uh, there’s that.  Anyway, Demi Lovato was there and I am sure there is something about her wearing a shiny outfit but really I am posting her because of her face.  She looked beautiful.  She is beautiful.  It’s sort of nice to see how she has seemed to mature into her beauty so well, in that she seems to get better looking all the time.  Not always a thing child stars are lucky enough to experience.  Anyway, I don’t have too much to say, I am busy listening to 90’s indie bands.  Today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

It’s the weekend, which of course means I am caught up with Riverdale and this week on Riverdale we learned that Betty’s parents are the greatest monsters in human history.  Seriously, it’s the Coopers, Hitler, Pol Pot, and those people who are in line and somehow don’t even think to look at the menu board until it’s their turn to order and then seem to think that everyone is there to wait on them instead of doing the polite thing and stepping aside to let others order until they have decided.  Betty’s parents are horrible and I hope the show doesn’t soften them much not because I want poor Betty to be miserable but because I think the show did some solid subtle work on the abusive nature of the Archie-Grundy thing and it’s important to point out sometimes parents are bad parents.  And they aren’t doing it because they love you so much or because they’d do anything for you, they’re doing it because they are shitty people who should not be allowed to raise children.  You know, it would be good if media meant for younger people (and people with severe cases of arrested development like me) had that message once in a while.  Anyway, that was probably the biggest reveal of the week but the second biggest for me was Veronica wearing cat ears.  This was a thing.  It turns out that as good as Camila Mendes looks in pearls and pencil skirts it turns out she looks even better in cat ears.  And I’ll be honest, deep down I’ve  secretly holding out for the classic Josie and the Pussy Cats costumes from the reruns of my youth (also, I can’t be the only one who would love to hear a rendition of the old theme song by the current incarnation of the band, right).  I can’t be the only one who thought Melody was hot in the cartoon when I was 5.  Right?  Anyone? I mean, long tails and ears for hats? Whatever. Look, what I didn’t ever imagine was Veronica Lodge in one of the Pussycats’ outfits.  Turns out it was what I wanted all along.  So thumbs up, CW, as long as you are fulfilling wishes maybe more publicity shots of your stars so I have more to choose some (or anything for your stars of color, they are like not on the Internet at all). Anyway, Camila Mendes looked great.  She is just stupid hot.  Today I want to fuck Camila Mendes.

So Nicki Minaj is in Paris for Fashion Week and thank god cause after New York they have all been a tad dull this time out.  I dunno why.  London passed with a whimper.  Milan as well.  Anyway, Nicki has been there and I am full willing to admit that thigh high mirrored boots or a chainmail dress with a white fur coat might not be to everyone’s taste but I love it.  It’s kind of nuts sure in that I can’t tell if she’s from space or a futuristic barbarian or what.  I mean, with that silver dress if I squint she’s either from Conan the Barbarian or Buck Rogers but you know what, both are fine.  It might have something to do with her new music video since the pictures she’s shared behind the scenes give me similar vibes at time.  Anyway, I am glad she was there because sure it was still like pulling teeth to actually find pictures of her there but at least this made it more like pulling a loose tooth.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Here’s a post that will at least make a couple of my followers really happy cause those of you who like Kristen Stewart are super gay dedicated fans.  So there is a devotion to her from some segments of my readership.  She did a shoot for V Magazine and honestly, some of it skews just so very slightly too far onto the weird side of things for me but some of it I liked a lot and I do have a weakness for dolled up photoshoot Kirsten Stewart.  So here she is because today I want to fuck Kristen Stewart.

Tumblr is being a real butthead today giving me upload errors for pics.  This has lead this to be a less exciting and more annoying post as I really just want to punch tumblr in the fact, not particularly lust after anyone.  Either way, there are still pictures from after parties coming in but my favorite so far is one I saw among the first, Emily Ratajkowski.  Now, the bottom of the gown may not have it’s fans, I am sure some people don’t like it.  I am kind of whatever on it.  It’s fine, it’s not exciting.  But the top portion is just great.  It’s beautiful and sexy an elegant and combines a lot of things I like.  She looks great.  Her hair looks great up.  And all of that is more than enough for me to love this look so today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So the Oscars guys.  They’re tonight.  Which means last night was the Independent Spirit awards and really all weekend should have been lead up events and they must have happened but there are almost no pictures.  Like, Aubrey Plaza at the Independent Spirit Awards is it so far.  It’s a little shocking.  Luckily she looked good and hey, we always have the red carpet tonight to blow us away.  I like Aubrey Plaza and so I certainly don’t mind an excuse to post her.  I actually haven’t seen either of the movies she’s in this year but… well, I’ll get to them.  I have seen all the Oscar nominees though and what I assume everyone comes here for is my take on the Oscars.  I am not so good at guessing what will win and it strikes me as a foolish thing to be into, you aren’t even choosing what you think is best, just what you think others will think is best?  Well, obviously La La Land and Emma Stone will win because it’s like tailor made to make white people feel warm and fuzzy.  I mean, La La Land is fine, it’ll just be one of those wins in 5 years everyone will be a little embarrassed about but people really love it right now and I don’t want to sound to negative about it, I just think nostalgia is generally toxic for art and I also think the reason people like it is the same reason Trump got elected.  I didn’t come here to bash La La Land though, if you want to hear more you can message me.  No, I think that’ll win but probably if I had to choose the most impactful movie I saw of the picks it would be Manchester by the Sea.  Or maybe Moonlight.  Declaring which piece of art is the best also feels a little foolish to me.  Certainly some art is better than others but what is best for you and speaks to you the most often has to do with where you are in life, what you bring to it.  So I guess I will say that Manchester by the Sea, Moonlight, Fences, and Hell or High Water are all worth watching.  They are very good, though Fences you have to be in the mood for something stagey and Hell or High Water you should like Westerns.  Arrival is pretty solid and Captain Fantastic might appeal to some.  Hidden Figures is worth it just because it’s an under told story but also because it’s a by the numbers feel good movie, you will get to see a bunch of attractive, charismatic people work hard to get something, some giant booable asshole get in their way for a little bit, then they will overcome the giant booable asshole and get what they want.  We all feel good.  Your parents should like it.  I mean… you know your parents better than me but it is very feel good.  But Moonlight and Manchester by the Sea are the only two movies I think will stand the test of time.  They are soul crushing but very good.  Anyway, I figured that’s why everyone is really here but I am here because Aubrey Plaza sure is pretty.  And funny.  She is funny and pretty.  Today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.

I always feel like I should almost apologize whenever I post the same person twice in a short time period.  Which is dumb because the blog is called what it’s called and time is a matter of human perception and besides, it just means I am not flighty and inconsistent.  Also, oh no, the same beautiful celebrity in a short time frame.  You guys going to be ok?  But I still feel bad, like my libido isn’t being creative enough.  Also, recently this blog has looked like it did when I started it, the same people are popping back up.  I guess everything is cyclical. Anyway, it’s not my fault that the Brits were last night and Katy Perry looked the best.  Look, there wasn’t really a ton of competition really, it wasn’t the best red carpet.  I mean, I try not to be too judgey because not everyone can pull off the same casual elegance of sitting around in their underwear on the Internet like I do but Katy Perry even looked better at the after party than a lot of people did at the event.  Disappointing I guess but I did quite like the colors and cut of her jacket and dress.  She looked good and this is always a good thing.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

Katy Perry is in London and has been doing some Fashion Week stuff and I sent a message last night to a friend saying that blue and brown is not usually a combination I think of as looking good or almost ever working but somehow it worked for Katy Perry yesterday.  I really thought she looked quite good.  Then again, there was probably a point in my life when I wouldn’t have thought a latex dress that was half stars and stripes and half union jack would have worked for me either but that did when she wore that like 8 years ago.  Also, I am kind of digging the blonde this time.  I feel bad when someone’s natural hair color doesn’t work for me but last time Katy let the blonde part out it didn’t click for me at all.  Maybe it’s the shade or the shorter cut but whatever it is this time I am really liking it.  It looks great.  I am sure this is all a huge relief to her since no doubt all anyone cares about is what some random creepy blogger thinks of their outfits and hair.  Well I am giving it the thumbs up because today I want to fuck Katy Perry.