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This is one of those, “How have I never posted her” posts.  I actually though I might have.  I turns out I have talked about her in other people’s posts but I have never posted Laetitia Casta.  A picture of her popped up on my dash last night and I was like, “Man, Laetitia Casta was so damn hot in the 90’s”.  I mean, she’s still gorgeous.  Of course she is, she’s a hugely successful model.  I mean, she’s so beautiful that it’s basically the law in France that she is beautiful.  I know that sounds like the sort of nonsense I make up because I do that about foreign cultures but she literally is the model for the living embodiment of the French Republic and thus her bust is inside every French Town Hall because she is so beautiful.  And you know, that’s cool.  I have stuff going on, too.  Last night I made three shots in a row throwing Kleenex out into the trash can.  Anyway, she was my first real model crush.  I guess I knew the names of other models before her because models became big time celebrities in my childhood but Laetitia Casta was the first one I cared about (and probably the first one I knew that everyone in the world didn’t.  She was famous but not Pepsi Commercial famous).  But I don’t think about her that often anymore which is probably why she hasn’t shown up, cause I’ll see a picture and be like, damn, I was so into her.  But then stuff happens and it is forgotten the next day. So lucky us it appears nothing went on last night and I am thinking about Laetitia Casta still.  Cause damn she’s gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Laetitia Casta.

Here’s a bunch of Barbara Palvin pics from Sports Illustrated cause she’s wanted to be posted all week but just hasn’t quite made it.  She has looked great at a lot of various related functions as well as some other things that were unrelated and… well, I almost feel bad that she kept coming in second day after day.  She probably isn’t too broken up about it but sometimes my blog feels insincere when I feel like someone is being skipped.  Like, I am not properly reflecting my own libido.  And if I don’t stand up for the truth then who will?  Anyway, no one is beating her today and it’s nice to get the chance to share some of the pics of her I liked best so here we are.  Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

Well, if you didn’t know it was Fashion Week (well one of 4 big ones) then you should cause I am posting Kendall Jenner cause that’s basically when I end up posting her.  She is popular enough on the runway that she walks for enough places that I am bound to see some looks I like end she ends up here.  Though in fairness, my favorite look of hers this week was the pink jacket and skirt she wore on the Tonight Show, which is a bit of a cheat but it was really nice.  Very smart looking.  A little like ah uh… I dunno, Jacki O for a new Millennium.  Now I kinda wish it had a pillbox hat as well.  Oh well.  Anyway, she has caught my eye a couple of times but it’s been a busy week and a busy day so she is showing up now.  Because today I want to fuck Kendall Jenner.

Fashion Week just hasn’t gotten that many posts from me this time out and that’s a shame but… well, I can’t control who looks good at what and when the Grammys were and when the Swimsuit issue comes out and so on.  Anyway, here is Emily Ratajkowski cause I really liked what she wore to the Michael Kors show.  Houndstooth almost always looks good if you do it right.  Which might be the least profound thing I have ever said, this thing looks good when you do it in a way that looks good.  Anyway, she looked good and she has shown up at a lot of things and I have liked her look.  So here she is because today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

The Grammys and the Baftas were last night and that’s a whole lot of red carpet to go through but luckily my choice was made easy by the fact that Charli XCX was wearing a beautiful red gown and I am a sucker for her.  So is @she-goes-to-eleven, my friend, who frankly runs a blog that I can’t decide if it’s a gay blog that is dirty or a dirty blog that’s gay but it’s one of those two things.  Anyway, it’s her birthday so wish her happy birthday (and by that I mean you know, send her an ask or something saying happy birthday.  It shouldn’t need to be said but it most definitely needs to be said this is not an invitation for dick pics.  Now, to a thinking man, or woman but this really doesn’t apply there, you would realize that a lesbian doesn’t want dick pics.  Well, a thinking man would realize no stranger wants random dick pics.  In general, as a rule of thumb, I would say imagine you were in front of that person, not just on the internet.  Now, is it appropriate to take your penis out and show it to the other person or is it a sex crime?  You’ll find the same is true with dick pics.  But more specifically I am going to say that approximately 99.9% of lesbians do not want to see your penis.  I don’t want to rule out the possibility that somewhere there is a lesbian way into seeing your penis but I believe she is a rare enough creature that she realizes she should just come out and ask because otherwise no one is going to know she wants to see your penis. But, I digress, my point is don’t send Kat pictures of your penis.  This is a thing people have done for some reason.  And by some reason I mean because she’s a woman and all men secretly believe they have a magical penis and that if the show it to a girl she’ll believe it tastes like happiness and… I don’t know, fall in love with him?  Whatever, just wish her happy birthday).  So Charli looked great and it’s nice to have at least one friend that appreciates that.  I am not calling out my other friends.  I am just saying it’s nice to have common ground with people.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

I should probably be posting something from one of the various awards going on this weekend but I am not.  In part cause I slept all morning and was awake at various parts of the night and man, I am a mess.  Just a mess.  Anyway, I caught up on Riverdale and I was pretty critical of the show after the pilot and still have my issues but am warming up to it.  I didn’t really want a dark re-imagining of the Archie universe because one of the best things about Archie is that it is a bunch of light, funny comics about a bunch of teenagers that has run for 70 plus years and has never taken a negative view of the youth of America.  They are largely good kids.  I didn’t want to see a take about the kids getting their sick and twisted kicks and it sure looked like we were in for that (the pilot pulls out the hoariest of hoary cliches by having a male student fuck his teacher.  This never leads to interesting stories and somehow it is never addressed that this makes the teacher a rapist and shouldn’t that scare us all?) But at this point I am warming up and in part because it seems like they are all decent kids.  Too many secrets that make me roll my eyes but these aren’t terrible people thus far.  Which is nice because I have always been team Veronica but you don’t really need a team.  Betty and Veronica have been rivals at points but always friends.  Which is, in my opinion, a relief and something that isn’t addressed often enough as a fantastic thing about the comics.  So why am I team Veronica?  Because Betty would probably be a better girlfriend in every way, is a wholly decent and good person but uh… Veronica is vaguely dismissive and too good for everyone and that’s kind of hot.  Basically because I am an idiot.  Anyway, Camila Mendes plays Veronica on the new show and among the issues I had with the pilot was the lines they shoved in her mouth that no human being could say convincingly.  It lead to what felt like a bad Blair Waldorf impression.  But that has goes away already and I am back to adoring Veronica.  And I am liking Camila Mendes take so far.  And is anyone still reading?  Who cares this much about Archie besides me?  No one.  Well, one guy.  I worked with one guy who was full on obsessed and used to buy those digests at the grocery store all the time and read him during break when we were in high school.  So some dude named Eric cares.  And I care.  Today I want to fuck Camila Mendes.

So Aubrey Plaza is wearing Pink Wigs for the New York Post for some reason?  I feel like I missed a step in this new photoshoot but I won’t complain.  I happen to adore Aubrey Plaza and she doesn’t show up here nearly often enough anymore.  Because Parks and Rec is gone and sorely missed.  Maybe she’ll be in some great new movie soon that I am unaware of.  Anyway, I thought she looked great but given I know someone who always used to get confused when I posted Aubrey Plaza and Audrey Kitching, the pink hair won’t help.  I love it though.  Today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.

I watched Jimmy Kimmel last night because Charli XCX was on it and I was up anyway.  I am here to tell you that Late Night TV has totally lost it’s luster for me but Charli looked fantastic.  I wish I could show you but it turns out there are basically like no pictures of it so you’ll have to take my word.  I mean, you can trust me.  You won’t.  Not some of you.  I imagine about five of you will take my word for it and you’re the same five who always seem down with me posting Charli and those of you it annoys for some reason will not believe me.  Which is kind of hurtful guys.  But I am not going to be able to convince you when I tell you she was on a set made of white shag carpet and was wearing a silver lined white fur coat and I happened to like both.  And I am not sure why.  I am old enough to remember all those suburban basements that still had shag carpet. Sure it was 10-15 years out of date but that’s how the real world works, you get that trendy shag and it’s expensive to fix  And in a basement it was a terrible idea, it always had this smell about it probably because it was always vaguely damp.  I remember playing Atari in this basement of this house two blocks over, the mom used to watch us all sometimes and i remember sometimes if you set a book down on the carpet it would get stuck and would be slightly damp.  Jesus, why did they shove us down there as kids?  It was probably a moldy death trap. Anyway, that tangent aside, have I convinced you how good Charli looked last night?  You might think none of that is sexy but I am saying she looked good and I apparently have deep-seated negative associations with shag I didn’t even realize until I was typing today.  She looked great.  But the best I can do is a picture of her from her instagram of her getting ready.  Where she also looks great.  But is just in a bra, not a white fur coat.  Sorry.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.  

This weekend Demi Lovato performed in… Dubai I think?  I could be wrong.  It was some festival I had never heard of and it kinda got lost in the Super Bowl Shuffle (heh, older person joke).  Anyway, she looked great because I pretty much always love how Demi Lovato looks on stage.  On account of her smile and also her thighs which her costumes seem to draw attention to and it turns out I like looking at.  I like looking at her.  She just looks great these days. Today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

I didn’t get around to watching this weekends SNL until the early hours of this morning because… well, I don’t watch SNL religiously anymore and it was a busy weekend.  Anyway, Kristen Stewart was on it and you may know cause there have been quite a few articles about her saying fuck, which is interesting because I can’t imagine most people care.  But it’s a big deal in the sense that you know, it’s network TV and she’s only like the 5th person to ever slip up like that on SNL and it’s often seen as a bad omen.  Though, I would point out she didn’t declare herself to be the break out star of SNL, so maybe it wasn’t the word fuck that soured everyone on Charles Rocket.  Anyway, it was not a great episode but I quite liked the bits of her we got.  Sometimes I wonder when a celebrity is under used if that is because this doesn’t suit them or if the show made a mistake but the monologue was a stand out to me because it showed how likable Kristen Stewart can be.  And there were some good bits over all.  I even kind of liked when she said fuck because it just felt like actual excitement lead to it and she recovered well.  Anyway, here she is because she looked good and why not just make @she-goes-to-eleven‘s day while I’m at it.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Stewart.