This is one of those, “How have I never posted her” posts.  I actually though I might have.  I turns out I have talked about her in other people’s posts but I have never posted Laetitia Casta.  A picture of her popped up on my dash last night and I was like, “Man, Laetitia Casta was so damn hot in the 90’s”.  I mean, she’s still gorgeous.  Of course she is, she’s a hugely successful model.  I mean, she’s so beautiful that it’s basically the law in France that she is beautiful.  I know that sounds like the sort of nonsense I make up because I do that about foreign cultures but she literally is the model for the living embodiment of the French Republic and thus her bust is inside every French Town Hall because she is so beautiful.  And you know, that’s cool.  I have stuff going on, too.  Last night I made three shots in a row throwing Kleenex out into the trash can.  Anyway, she was my first real model crush.  I guess I knew the names of other models before her because models became big time celebrities in my childhood but Laetitia Casta was the first one I cared about (and probably the first one I knew that everyone in the world didn’t.  She was famous but not Pepsi Commercial famous).  But I don’t think about her that often anymore which is probably why she hasn’t shown up, cause I’ll see a picture and be like, damn, I was so into her.  But then stuff happens and it is forgotten the next day. So lucky us it appears nothing went on last night and I am thinking about Laetitia Casta still.  Cause damn she’s gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Laetitia Casta.