Tag: brunette

It’s a strange sort of weekend where lots of things are trying to draw eyes and none of them are that major (I mean, the Super Bowl is major, the Super Bowl parties and awards are not).  And none of them seemed to quite get my attention this weekend, I am going a totally different way.  I am going to Aishwarya Rai.  It’s a little hard to believe that one of the first times I posted her there was a mild controversy about her appearance at Cannes post baby.  Not that I am was surprised people were criticizing a woman about her appearance and weight on the internet or that you know, they were saying things like ruined her body.  I wasn’t surprised by that, I guess that doesn’t make you a giant dick when it’s an Indian woman?  No, wait, that can’t be right.  Oh right, sorry, brain fart, I wasn’t surprised because the internet is full of giant dicks.  What makes it hard to believe is that she is now 43 year olds and some pictures from Femina Magazine hit the internet last week and holy fuck look at her.  It is hard to believe there was ever a point where a human being who looks like that was ever criticized for her appearance.  I mean… really, look at her.  She was once labeled the most beautiful woman in the world and it’s really not hard to see why.  Which, you know, at the end of the day is probably why sad little trolls attacked when they could because insecure people have a need to tear down anything beautiful in this world.  It’s because they can’t stand how ugly it makes their souls look.  Anyway, I don’t think that’ll be a problem here cause when I post people who aren’t from the English speaking world it gets very little attention.  Which is a shame cause again I would direct you to her face and how amazing it is.  She is gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Aishwarya Rai.

I kind of accidentally did a Janelle Monae double feature by watching Hidden Figures and Moonlight.  Moonlight is really more of a star turn for her but the better movie by far is Moonlight.  It’s a beautiful movie that is well acted and… well, it’s my favorite of the Oscars stuff I have seen thus far this year.  I found it sad and upsetting some fo the time and a friend asked me once why I would watch things that do that but I kind of feel like art is the best gateway to empathy.  It is good to have to see things through someone else’s eyes.  This movie was painfully empathetic and open-hearted even though the characters were not.  I am glad I saw it.  I am also kind of amazed that Janelle Monae did such a good job in each movie.  Not that it’s a knock but it wasn’t like she was playing similar characters, they were very different and she acquitted herself quite well.  I have heard people predict movie stardom for her from here out but when someone isn’t an actor and gets into acting even if they are good I expect their personality to be what carries them through.   You know, like a movie star. Our movie stars always are playing their movie star type.  So I was impressed. Of course, I have also heard theories that Janelle Monae is a robot engineered in a lab to be the perfect pop star and tweak all the right things for music snobs and critics and maybe that’s true too.  They just gave her the acting upgrade.  I mean, I am not saying that’s what has happened, I am just saying that it’s a lot of talent to stuff into a real, non robot person.  And she’s beautiful on top of all of that.  She’s probably a robot.  That’s what I am saying.  Possible she’s not but I’d buy it.  Honestly, maybe I am ok with robots taking over then, she seems pretty cool.  I’d be down.  Today I want to fuck Janelle Monae.

So Charli XCX did multiple live streams on Instagram yesterday and I might have snuck a peak at them here and there.  None of that would have gotten her here today though, just a coincidence that she was already on my mind and then today it turns out she did a photoshoot for Indie Magazine and that also hit yesterday.  I saw the pics first thing this morning.  A new photoshoot of Charli pretty much guarantees she’ll show up here.  Because I happen to be very attracted to Charli XCX.  And I liked it a lot but of course every picture in it that I liked I was like, “Boy, I am never going to be able to convince the haters because of this picture”.  Which is fine.  And probably why I like it, it continues to be her unique style and attitude.  And I am used to a lot of people being wrong.  I will deal.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

The SAG Awards were last night and I didn’t watch them because I am a smug douche bag who doesn’t have cable.  I mean, whatever, it’s cool if you’re still paying for cable, I guess I just don’t really want to be a slave to my TV.  I have more exciting things to do, like sit around in my underwear and play games on my phone.  Anyway, the SAG Awards were last night and the first pictures I saw were of Ariel Winter in her gold gown and I was like, “That’ll probably win”.  I have seen a lot more since then and it’s still winning.  It won.  I am predictable and easy but I like shiny gowns and I liked her shiny gown.  So today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.

So there was a Harper’s Bazaar event last night that was for the 150 best dressed Women.  Or most fashionable I guess.  Either way it was a brilliant idea and I am all about more events that are just about people dressing nicely.  I fully endorse this.  Of course, I almost feel guilty for picking Emily Ratajkowski because there were so many really nice outfits and I pick her a lot but the truth is I liked her dress the best.  It is just very sharp.  Still… if you follow this blog and care at all about what the girls are wearing I suggest you google the event, definitely some nice stuff there.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So Mary Elizabeth Winstead was at a thing for the X-Men show I will probably not like and will make me sad that Fox will forever have the X-Men rights so they can squander them.  But you know… it could be good.  Mary Elizabeth Winstead was there, which is a good thing.  Honestly, if she shows up somewhere I am likely to post her because I adore her.  Mercy Street is back to and PBS keeps sending me emails to let me know and uh… I need to watch it.  I am sorry.  I will get to it, I promise.  I am not sure who I am promising this to but… you know I am rambling, whatever.  Mary Elizabeth Winstead is beautiful and talented and I love her.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

Zoey Deutch has been at Sundance all week and keeps showing up in pictures and she looks great so now she’s showing up here.  No doubt now her week really feels complete.  I tend to like how she dresses and she has a nice smile and is pretty.  So she’s here (Speaking of delightful and beautiful young women let me tell you about my mutual @thunderstormofoblivion.  Do any of my followers live in New York?  Boy do you have an opportunity here, she is Romanian and let’s be honest, you have never had the chance to talk to a Romanian before.  To make it to adulthood she’s probably had to kill like 30 Draculas or something and now she works as a spy.  Anyway, you should message her, if you’re lucky maybe you could go do New York stuff together like… dance in fountains and hang out at Monica and Rachel’s place.  Just an idea for people).  So I like Zoey, she is pretty, I dunno what movie she has at Sundance but fingers crossed it’s good cause lord I didn’t hear good things about that James Franco one she was just in.  Oh right, the name is in one of the pictures, Why Him?  Sounds like it was bad.  Oh well.  Today I want to fuck Zoey Deutch.

So Emily DiDonato had some new pics for Yamamay hit today and that is a good enough excuse to post her and her ridiculous eyes.  She is very pretty, I happen to like her eyes a lot but also it helps that so often she does work for lines I like, so she looks good and what she is my kind of thing as well.  Anyway, I don’t need much of an excuse to post her, just a reminder of how pretty she is. Today I want to fuck Emily DiDonato.

This post is super late cause it’s been a long, tiring day and I am uh… long and tired.  No, that isn’t it, just tired.  Sorry, it’s rainy and… well, it’s dreary and raining and who wouldn’t like a little color and sunshine in their life so here is cosplayer Ani-Mia who I am pretty new to knowing but I have really liked what I have seen of her work.  Like, among my favorite costumes in the DC are Zatanna and Black Canary, really any version of Zatanna except the Satellite era Justice League and pretty much any Black Canary though her original Birds of Prey costumes lacks fishnets which always felt wrong to me.  Anyway, so she checked off both of those but the whole way I first noticed her was her Jubilee. Now, there is every chance I had seen her cosplay for years before then cause I do that with all sorts of stuff, you only start to notice how prevalent a thing is once you notice it.  Like say… I dunno, White Nationalism.  Then it’s like, holy fuck, how did we get to this place, I thought we’d all agreed Nazi’s were the bad guys.  They’re like 90% of all video game bad guys in shooters.  So you know, like that but a pleasant thing to notice was Ani-Mia.  When I was a kid the focal character you were supposed to relate to was Kitty Pryde and so I kinda wished she was my girlfriend.  As I hit my pre-teens the focal character you were supposed to relate to was Jubilee and so I kinda wished I was her.  So I was thrilled to see what is honestly killer Jubilee cosplay cause I have a real soft spot for that silly yellow jacket and those sunglasses.  I mean, it’s pretty much dead on except for the part where Jubilee was 13 when I was reading about her and like… I dunno, something makes her feel older but what is a cosplayer supposed to do about that?  It’s dead on.  Also, there are other pretty pictures here but really I enjoy her work.  I appreciate that cosplayers take the time to bring characters to life, especially when it’s well done.  I like pretty costumes and I like pretty clothes and I like pretty girls.  So I am a fan.  Today I want to fuck Ani-Mia.

So, sorta a big weekend and there’s a lot going on and my mind has a habit of going some dark places sometimes, so I will keep this short.  I am posting Anne Hathaway cause she’s pretty and I like pretty girls.  So here she is, today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.