Here’s Emily Ratajkowski cause she was in Vogue Spain this week and I thought she looked good and well… she always looks good in the pictures she posts of herself and I don’t have a lot more to say than that. I think she’s attractive. Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.
This post is long overdue because pretty much since the new year Hannah Ray has been killing it. Maybe longer. Probably longer. No, definitely longer but I am getting older so you can’t expect me to remember last year. Anyway, she has just been doing great work, as is typical but she started the year with just a killer shot (the black dress with the orange camouflage panels on the sides) and since then everything has been magnificent. I was talking with a friend last weekend and mentioning all the weapons Hannah Ray has at her disposal, and they’re pretty good ones, but the one that stood out this time was just her taste. Like.. orange camo should never work for me. In any way. I am generally not a fan of camo except maybe on my 80’s action heroes and even then white tank top and jeans trumps camo. And yet, on the dress here you see here it is fantastic. It looks great. It’s perfect. And of course it is because she’s wearing it. And this is what my friend was saying, she was saying often Hannah Ray will be wearing something that she herself would never wear or consider and she considers something that isn’t her style and yet when she sees it all together it looks amazing. Because along with her other talents, of which there are many and I encourage you to look at my first post about her, that’s not self serving there’s an article linked there, her taste is just amazing. It’s a real gift because plenty of us have the opposite gift, we can put anything together and make it look like garbage. So here is Hannah Ray looking fantastic and beautiful and today I want to fuck Hannah Ray.
I always feel a little wrong posting Miranda Kerr. Just cause there are so many people who like her way more than me. And like… I mean, that’s not normally a particular threshold for if I should post someone or not but with her I know a couple of people who she is like… their biggest celebrity crush. And I don’t know, it feels a little wrong. I have mentioned that before I am sure. I don’t even know why it feels wrong. Like I am stealing or something? Like… what if Miranda Kerr stumbles across this and is totally down and contacts me. Then I kinda have to be like, “Yeah, that’s great but I have this friend who really, really likes you…” Of course, if she read this she is apparently ok with me going out of my way to qualify my attraction to her and that’s vaguely insulting so she has her own set of issues. But that’s probably not it anyway, it’s probably more that I just feel a little like a poser. Like I can’t name three songs she’s done but I’m totally still wearing the t-shirt to be cool. Cuase that’s the point of this blog, I think it makes me look cool. Man, I have cool so figured out why wasn’t I cooler in high school? Anyway, some stuff she did for Mother Denim popped up and she looked great. So I am posting her cause she’s really pretty. Today I want to fuck Miranda Kerr.
I actually thought I had posted Fan Bingbing before but apparently not. Apparently, I have thought about posting Fan Bingbing before often enough that I was sure I must have at some point. She is a Chinese actress who is beyond beautiful and thus I just assumed she had shown up at some point. Even though she rarely shows up in my life. Maybe that’s why she hasn’t quite made it yet, most fo the time when I see her it’s when I hesitate on this movie in my Netflix queue called the White Haired Witch. I added it because she is on the cover with white hair (the cover image has changed like 3 times in the 2 years it’s been sitting in my queue) usually holding a sword. It is I guess about a with with white hair and a sword and I assume she does awesome stuff. But I never watch it cause Netflix used to think I’d like it 1 star and now that stars are gone Netflix thinks I’ll like it 11%. Which seems bad. I mean, describing it it seems awesome but if it is terrible and it requires subtitles… well, bad movies with subtitles are dangerous cause I get distracted by other things, then realize since I don’t understand the language I have lost the last 30 minutes and have no clue what’s going on. But it stays in my queue cause every time I am just like, “Fuck, she’s so beautiful”. Which is how I tend to feel when I see pictures of her and today I saw red carpet pictures of her at a Chinese awards show and some in Vogue China and well… hey, it’s time to post her because fuck she’s so beautiful. Today I want to fuck Fan Bingbing.
Here is Emily Ratajkowski cause I woke up thinking about Emily Ratajkowski for some reason. It happens. No reason to fight it. She certainly looked nice at the Golden Globes last week and I never did post her in that dress, so this is a good excuse for that. I don’t have a whole lot else to say though except today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.
The Winter TCAs are going on and have been for a bit but I haven’t seen many pics from them. I guess part of that is because Globes stuff was way more exciting. Anyway, Camilla Luddington was there for something, I am not sure what because the sad truth is I don’t watch shows she’s in. That’s not a moral stance, I am not saying she is the deciding factor, I just mean I have never been drawn to a show she’s in. My crush on her stems from her work as Lara Croft and given how much I adore the reboot Lara that’s more than enough for me to adore Camilla Luddington. Anyway, I don’t want to start rumors, god, maybe I shouldn’t even bring it up because I don’t know for sure. Let me just start by saying that, this is all unsubstantiated but looking at her at the TCAs I think she might be pregnant. It surprised me, I had no idea but like… the clues are there. She has a glow I guess. I could be wrong, again, this is just my opinion. She looked fantastic though and I am always happy when she shows up to remind me that she’s beautiful and that I like looking at her. Today I want to fuck Camilla Luddington.
So guys I am pretty tired. My brain keeps betraying me and keeping me up at odd hours. It’s a real asshole like that because then I go to post and it doesn’t want to do it’s end where it thinks up words and shit. It’s ok, I don’t feel like I have to try that hard today to explain why Nina Dobrev is here. She looked fantastic at the Golden Globes after parties and you know, who knows, maybe someone will come along and look better, sometimes they sneak people in a few days late but it seems unlikely. I just loved that red dress. Today I want to fuck Nina Dobrev.
So. The Golden Globes. Thank god for Meryl Streep, right? Anyway, what the world is always waiting for the day after any major event is for some creepy pervert on the internet to declare who looked best. Don’t worry guys, I’m here. I know this is late but that’s on purpose, you have to make sure you see everything. I mean, that is why I am not even considering after party looks here because there will still be pictures from after parties trickling in Wednesday. I’d have to be some sort of lunatic to take those into consideration already. Some of the major parties haven’t had any pictures surface from them yet. It was a good year though for red carpet looks. I was discussing with @wildflagsure that last year’s awards season was overall kind of a disappointment. I mean, I am not trying to trash anything but I can’t really think of a single thing that stood out and overall it was a let down. On the other hand I can still remember what Jennifer Lawerence wore when she was nominated for Winter’s Bone or what Jessica Chastain wore 3 years ago. Anyway, my point is this year is such an improvement it’s mind boggling. My short list of best outfits was 18 people long. So… there are some people getting screwed here. Anyway, I have gone back and forth on what I liked best and part of me feels like this will be a divisive pick but uh… I don’t care. I thought Sofia Vergara looked great. I mean her gown incorporated a lot of things I like, it’s shiny, it has little hints of translucent parts, it was gold, which I feel when done right really looks elegant on the red carpet. I liked the close up detail. In part I am always fascinated by the reactions the day after and how I will see the same dress on best dressed and worst dressed lists and how everyone speaks with authority. It’s amusing I guess, since as stated above, I am the authority (actually a couple of people have told me they are excited to see who I pick, which is a lot of pressure, I can’t please everyone and they have very different tastes. And this isn’t about any of their tastes). Everyone is waiting for me to declare a winner and I declare Sofia Vergara the winner of the Golden Globes. I thought she looked fantastic. Today I want to fuck Sophia Vergara.
Here is Tinashe because it’s beyond time I had posted Tinashe. I have a friend who certainly thinks so because multiple times she has sent me stuff with her either because she thinks I should be more into Tinashe or has astutely observed every time she is placed in front of me I am like, “Wow, she is so beautiful”. Because guys, she is beautiful. And I definitely have thought about it before. I almost did it at Halloween actually cause I dug her costume. And well… there are lots of almost but the truth is I always feel bad when I feel like I don’t know enough about someone. I know I happen to like her most recent album but haven’t really dug into it very much. I honestly like anyone that I feel like forces R&B out of it’s too comfortable groove. But I don’t know enough, I haven’t listened enough. I will correct that. For now I just know she’s gorgeous. Today I want to fuck Tinashe.
This is coming in so late cause I basically slept most of the day away. It happens. Anywya, it’s probably a good thing I did cause otherwise maybe I would have posted before I saw a Hayley Atwell shoot for the New York Times. Boy do I miss her and Agent Carter. So much. I deeply wish that show was still around or a show I wanted to watch had her on it. Or a movie. She should be an action star. She and the rock should team up and punch things. I would give you money for that Hollywood. I promise you I would. Anyway, she looked good, I liked her tie, it reminded me of my alma matter’s school tie back in the day. I guess that’s a good thing? I dunno, I’m loopy guys but it doesn’t take much clarity to realize Hayley Atwell is amazing. Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.
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