The SAG Awards were last night and I didn’t watch them because I am a smug douche bag who doesn’t have cable.  I mean, whatever, it’s cool if you’re still paying for cable, I guess I just don’t really want to be a slave to my TV.  I have more exciting things to do, like sit around in my underwear and play games on my phone.  Anyway, the SAG Awards were last night and the first pictures I saw were of Ariel Winter in her gold gown and I was like, “That’ll probably win”.  I have seen a lot more since then and it’s still winning.  It won.  I am predictable and easy but I like shiny gowns and I liked her shiny gown.  So today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.