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A few days ago Charli XCX starting posting pictures of her Halloween costume on social media, just the costume itself and I got excited because I love Halloween and I love Charli XCX so I was looking forward to seeing it unveiled at some point.  That point is here thus she is here.  Because I happen to be very attracted to her and she makes a good looking devil and fuck I love Halloween.  So here she is because of Halloween and my constant desire for her.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Supergirl has added Lena Luthor to the show and because of my staunch anti-Luthor bigotry it basically doesn’t matter what she does or says, I am working off fo the assumption she’s going to be evil.  This is probably aided by the fact that they cast Katie McGrath in the role and my brain just goes, “Evil” there as well.  Which is all kind of why I posted her because evil is hot.  If I had started this blog a few year earlier than I did, Katie McGrath would have shown up because once upon a Netflix I watched a bunch of episodes of a terrible King Arthur show.  I am pretty sure I will get hate mail for describing it as such because it did seem to have quite a following but the truth is it just wasn’t very good.  But Katie McGrath played Morgana or Morgan la Fey or whatever they called her in the actually show but look, she was Morgan la Fey and a heel turn was obviously coming at some point.  Either way, she was actually among my favorite things in the show and gorgeous girl, bullshit fantasy period dress, and possibly great evil was a potent combo.  Sadly, there are no velvet dresses and frilly blouses on Supergirl but she is still very pretty.  And potentially evil.  So today I want to fuck Katie McGrath.

There as a premier for Trolls last night and Zooey Deschanel was there and I will full on admit I don’t know why.  I guess she’s in it probably but I don’t know.  I mean I am aware Trolls is a thing but it is unlikely I will ever see it on purpose, I only have so much energy and I tend to watch adult cartoons if I watch animation.  Which sounds dirty but I am sure you know what I mean.  Anyway, I thought Zooey looked nice and in general think she looks nice, so this was an easy pick.  Today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

I was going to post someone else then I saw a bunch of new Doutzen Kroes stuff and I guess now I am posting Doutzen Kroes.  Because I guess she’s that pretty.  Yes, I am going to go ahead and declare the famous and successful model to be pretty.  I figured it out.  Go me.  Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

So Charli XCX has been on my mind for a bit because she has a habit of getting in there and not going away.  She has a new song coming out next week but more importantly it’s leading up to a new album before too long so go ahead and get hyped.  Or don’t, some of you disagree with me on her music but it’s ok, you have the right to be wrong.  This is America, you can say whatever dumb shit you want.  Or you maybe aren’t in America, that’s fine, you can still say whatever dumb shit you want, I just assume the local Duke might cut off your head.  Anyway, she was already on my mind but then she was at a Fashion Show last night and I loved what she wore.  Now, this is where there will be the greatest divide between me and my friends but that is the burden of being a fashion forward clothes horse like I am.  I thought she looked fantastic, they won’t like it.  Again, probably because of growing up in some corrupt form of government with Kings and Dukes and Rooks or whatever the little castle piece is.  My point is it’s ok if they’re wrong, I still love them.  And I love Charli XCX.  So today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

There is a new Rocky Horror coming out.  Or has it?  No, it feels too early. Either way it’s coming out and you know, I am just not a fan of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.  People always expect me to be but it’s just not for me.  Now, I don’t usually get on here to talk about stuff I don’t like but it comes up because the fact that this thing exists appears to have some side benefits which is Victoria Justice everywhere constantly.  The big benefit here is that she is basically a one woman fashion show and some of what she wears looks so good it just demands I take notice.  Like even when I am in my moody sort of, “Well yeah, she’s pretty but like… almost too pretty,” phase I can’t ignore her because she looks so nice.  Like, she is showing up for interviews and shows and she has this unique ability to make it look like a planned photoshoot rather than her getting out of a car and walking down a New York street.  It’s really impressive.  Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.

So MIPCOM is going on and if you don’t know what that is it’s really fine.  There is no need to know.  Basically though if you watch TV shows from a country that is not your own but you’re watching them on your country’s TV stations it’s probably because of MIPCOM.  It’s where shows and broadcasters go to buy international rights to shows.  I kinda vaguely know what it is and that’s about it but this year it seems like celebrities are showing up and no doubt this is because everything needs to fight for attention more and more now to get noticed and a great way to do that is have famous people show up on red carpets.  I approve given that Jenna Coleman has been there and has looked fantastic.  There is something about her that always triggers my pretty button. Just… clicks with me and I am like, “man, she’s so pretty”.  She just has one of those faces.  Anyway, I saw her today and was like, “Man, she’s so pretty”. Thus I am posting her.  Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

So there was a big streaming Tidal concert last night and Nicki Minaj looked fantastic but it also gives me a chance to talk about something that has been bothering me for… well, how long has Tidal been a thing?  That long at least. Actually, it started when Taylor Swift decided to take her music off of Spotify and point out what a hugely shitty deal Spotify was for the artists on Spotify.  Spotify makes Spotify a lot of money but somehow doesn’t make musicians a lot of money because of the terrible intricacies of ASCAP and label deals and basically things that were negotiated before streaming was a stuff.  It was important because honestly Taylor Swift was one of the few musicians who was actually big enough to take this stand, someone who both didn’t need Spotify and whose loss would be a big deal to them. So of course all my friends and their rebellious love of indie music and anti-establishment stuff crucified her for days.  Who the fuck does she think she is?  She is just doing it for attention. And yes, she was just doing it for attention.  That’s the point of a protest, to bring attention to an issue.  But it’s this thing, these people who I think are frankly kind of dumb in their rabid anti-corporate leanings are fully down with a corporation when they feel a girl had stepped out of line.  It was more important to them to shit on Taylor Swift because she played pop music than it was to do anything in line with what they claim to be their core beliefs.  Which brings us to Tidal.  Why the fuck does it seem like the entire world is cheering for Tidal to fail?  Just from a selfish perspective more competition is good for us as consumers.  We do not want one dominant service in any realm because it is bad for us.  But more so, after artists got raw deals, artists band together to create a service that gives artists a good deal and… people want it to fail and how date those uppity fuckers.  Who do they think they are?  And it’s this really gross human tendency where we want to smack people down every chance we get.  This strange thing where we need people to know their place and if they don’t we sure as fuck want to put them there.  And there are gross racial elements that have to be a part of this as well given who has started Tidal.  And you know, Nicki Minaj is one of the people who owns it, she’s one of the people I often feel faces hypocritical criticism.  I know, cause you guys send me nasty messages about her that no other posting gets.  And it boils down to her not really knowing her place.  You don’t like her attitude.  SO you know, bring it with those messages today but I can save you the effort by letting you know I don’t really care what you think.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

I am pretty sure Victoria Justice might be an ageless, immortal vampire.  I say this because Victoria Justice looks basically the exact same as she did when I first posted her about four and a half years ago.  And at that point she was 18 and that was kind of a surprise because she looked 21 and had looked 21 for years at that point.  Now, I might partially be influenced by the fact that she and Nina Dobrev can look a whole lot alike and Nina Dobrev played an ageless Vampire but that seems more like a hiding in plain sight thing.  Maybe the whole Vampire Diaries thing was based on Victoria Justice.  I mean… I have never seen her in direct sunlight and I have never seen her cast a reflection.  Oh sure, I have seen pictures of her outside during the day but I mean… photoshop guys.  So I am developing this theory.  Plus she’s almost disconcertingly pretty.  Like, I have mentioned before she is almost so beautiful it’s boring.  Which shows how spoiled the modern world has us.  She is so pretty and so consistently so that it gets dull.  We need flaws for beauty to shine.  But maybe it’s not that, maybe it’s our brain warning us.  Or me.  I can’t say anyone else has this reaction other than the few people who have agreed with me.  Maybe our brain is going, someone shouldn’t look exactly as pretty at every even with no variation.  Maybe our brains are warning us she is a Vampire.  I mean… look, I’m willing to listen to your arguments why I am wrong but I should warn everyone in advance I am mainly willing to listen to arguments about her lack of Nosfertuism so I can identity if Vampire thralls and I know who will be on our side when it’s time to stake some blood suckers.  Today I want to fuck Victoria Justice.