Tag: brunette

I don’t watch Scream Queens anymore.  It was less a concious decision than this season started and I was relieved I missed it.  Basically I was only watching because it is generally expected that I watch horror related things and family members were watching it and asking me if I was watching and it was like… well, it was like one big long October where people are suddenly excited I love horror instead of thinking I’m a creepy weirdo.  Or maybe they still think I’m a creepy weirdo, they’re just glad for the horror knowledge.  Either way, I didn’t really enjoy it last year. It had it’s moments but… well, you know.  This is sadly the second time this has happened to me with a Lea Michele show and it’s probably not a coincidence the creative team is the same because they’re the problem. Not her.  I wish someone would cast her in something I wanted to watch because she has done a lot of magazine shoots recently and every time it’s a good reminder that I really think Lea Michele is pretty.  She just has a something to her I find very attractive.  So if someone wants to make a good show where also she gets to sing because I like her voice a lot, I’d appreciate that.  Maybe have like… I dunno, her run a singing detective agency with a neo noir aesthetic and I’d be happy.  I mean, I think I’d be the only one to watch it but I’d appreciate it.  I’d owe you one for sure.  Anyway, here she is because she was in Shape and today I want to fuck Lea Michele.

Felicity Jones is out promoting a movie I honestly know nothing about.  Well, maybe I will eventually, it’s October, if it’s not horror or the release of Civilization 6 I am not paying attention.  Anyway, I have thought she looked good, though despite her impending Star Wars fame, she is at the moment only showing up in a few pictures of middling quality.  I really loved the line of the coat she wore to the BBC, well the whole outfit but the lining made everything else pop.  But I can’t really show you because the pictures were not great.  Anyway, here are some passable one.  She is very pretty and I have liked some of what she is worn and so she is here today.  Today I want to fuck Felicity Jones.

Barbara Palvin has stood out quite a few times recently as looking really good at this event or that but somehow hasn’t been posted.  She especially stood out in Paris at the L’Oreal Gold whatever event.  I can’t remember exactly what it was called.  She looked amazing there though.  Either way, she didn’t show up and today I am correcting that.  She’s really been on quite a nice run since the Venice Film Festival.  I would say even the looks I am not huge on she herself has looked fantastic.  I mean, I guess that’s not stunning, really popular model looks good even in not so great clothing.  That’s a model’s whole job, to make us go, “Wow, she looks good.  Maybe I’d look that good in those pants”.  Then you get home and it’s like, man, is this part supposed to stick out?  These did not fit like this in those pictures I saw.  So you know, here’s Barbara Palvin because she’s good at deceiving us into thinking pants with red polka dots are a good choice.  Very tricky.  Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

Here is the beautiful Mary Elizabeth Winstead because for some reason she just keeps popping up this week.  Sort of coincidentally there have been conversations and then other conversations and her record and just… I haven’t planned it but almost once a day she has come up and it means I keep thinking about her.  @she-goes-to-eleven discovered her for the first time the other day basically and was a fan and that was kind of enjoyable. It’s always nice to convert someone new, though we’re moving a bit slowly on the conversion thing since no one watched Braindead.  Oh well, maybe her next project.  I mean, bonus is she keeps getting next projects, so that’s good news.  Anyway, she’s gorgeous and I just love her so today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

So Anna Kendrick is doing press stuff for Trolls and you know… I probably won’t see it.  It’s not really aimed at me, there’s no reason to.  I almost wish it was a sequel to the classically bad Troll from my childhood because man, that would be strange, but it’s not.  Anyway, I adore Anna Kendrick and really I have no need to be pushed to post her but my brain has been doing so.  She keeps popping in there so I see her at a thing or in a thing and it’s enough.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Here is Zooey Deschanel because I watched New Girl last night.  TV season is really back in full swing and I actually don’t watch that much right now (and I couldn’t be happier with that) but I almost never abandon a show until it’s just gone.  New Girl is still amusing but isn’t the dynamo of entertainment it was once upon a time.  I though Zooey looked really pretty yesterday but I realized as I was watching I haven’t posted her in forever.  That’s very likely because of the whole thing where New Girl is now just a thing I watch as opposed to a thing I get excited for.  I definitely have found the more I am into the work someone is doing the more I am likely to post them.  Anyway, she’s pretty and I still laugh when I watch the show so today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

Charli XCX is in Paris for Fashion Week and while some of the stuff she has worn hasn’t done it for me she just looked amazing at the Armani Show.  Now, it doesn’t take a lot for me to post Charli because I happen to find her very attractive and very talented. Still, she hasn’t shown up in a bit but when I saw what she was wearing I knew she was it today.   I did my due diligence checking everywhere else because I always feel like I have to when I am going to post Charli because some people seem to really get annoyed at how often I post her.  I am here to say she won.  Today she won hands down and you’ll just have to deal with it.  She just looked gorgeous.  So today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Here is Danielle Harris because it’s October!  Well, sorta.  She is at some horror con this weekend it looks like and was posting stuff about it on Instagram and it was like, “Oh yeah, Danielle Harris, I love her”.  She basically shows up here every October and not really the rest of the time.  Anyway, she is one of those scream queens who has just been around forever at this point and she’s really pretty and you know, I love this time of year.  October is my time to shine. It’s the one time instead of me worrying I am boring people with horror movie nonsense they come to me and ask me for suggestions and about thoughts and whatever.  I am very pumped.  So Here is Danielle Harris because I love her and she makes me think of Halloween and the other way around as well. Today I want to fuck Danielle Harris.

Emily Ratajkowski was at the private opening of a club in London and I don’t know anything about all of that, I just know I loved the dress she wore and she looked absolutely beautiful.  Just amazing.  I just loved everything about it, her make up, the whole look, she looked fantastic.  And it meant even though I have nothing else to say but that I am posting her today.  She looked too good for me to consider anyone else.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

I may have gotten out of bed extra early this morning to catch an episode of Luke Cage before I had to go do adult things like work for a living.  Anyway, it’s only one episode but I love it because it’s exactly what I wanted to be, something that feels new an vibrant while also giving me the classic Blaxploitation feel that I completely love.  It does that, it tweaks all of it.  Along with that, we have Misty Knight, who I did not know would be in this show but the second I saw Simone Missick my brain said, “Misty Knight”.  That’s pretty impressive that I could tell that just by how she moved up to the bar.  Now, I don’t think this Misty Knight has a robot arm and I am unclear on her ability with Kung Fu but she does seem to be kind of badass, which is good because comics Misty Knight is a giant badass.  I have high hopes for that badassitude of Simone Missick’s depiction here.  Anyway, the show looks great, she looked great, I am so excited.  Today I want to fuck Simone Missick.