Tag: brunette

Here’s Olivia Munn cause… why not?  She was at the Guys Choice Awards the other night, which I didn’t watch and really, really want to make jokes about but apparently it’s a knowingly silly affair so it seems like a cheap shot. Though, I will say, it’s about time guys finally had a place to express their opinions.  For too long they have been shut out of the culture conversation and handing out awards.  Whoops, there I go.  Sorry.  Anyway, she was at it and her outfit didn’t wow me but I also knew it would get some attention and it did.  It apparently worked on me because I didn’t post her yesterday but then she came up and I got to thinking and… she’s here today.  Delayed effect maybe.  I like Olivia Munn, she is quite pretty.  I haven’t seen the New X-Men yet.  Those are I guess my Olivia Munn related facts at the moment.  Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

So earlier this week pictures of Sarah Hyland for something called Beauty Coach surfaced and I saw them and was like, “Those are pretty nice” and promptly forgot about them.  Then overnight it seems everyone in the world decided to reblog them and the more I have seen them the more I have been like, “Wow, those really are very nice”.  To the point where now I love them.  I guess that happens.  Still, it is a nice excuse to post someone I haven’t in over a year.  Which is shocking because if you asked me how attractive Sarah Hyland is I would say very.  I guess it just never comes up.  That happens with some people.  I don’t really care about Modern Family anymore so that hurts. And just… well, stuff happens.  Anyway, she is pretty and I think an under rated comedic actress, while indeed Modern Family is not what it once was I find her to be consistently funny and has been one of the bright spots in later seasons. She does great work.  And thumbs up for the prettiness too.  So I guess I am glad everyone decided to get into these pictures overnight.  Today I want to fuck Sarah Hyland.

So, while I think Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll is a terrible, terrible show (mainly because it takes all the flaws of Dennis Leary’s entire body of work, combines them, distills them, and make a show that is just one mega flaw) I can’t be too mad at it.  I can not watch it, which is basically what I have done after the first season broke me and I gave up half way through but I can’t be mad at it.  Because it means regular work for Liz Gillies, who is awesome.  Not only does it mean, you know, she remains someone who is working, which is good for her, and shows up occasionally on red carpets, which is good for me, it also means at least once a year we get flooded with a bunch of Liz Gillies stuff.  This week saw a music video for the show, which is basically all Liz Gillies which is a good thing and then a takeover of social media which was all Liz Gillies, which was a good thing.  I don’t post a lot of social media pics because they often aren’t great but I am leaning into the skid here and doing all social media pics.  From yesterday.  Because they were great and I am going to embrace that at the very least the show brought us all a lot of Liz.  Thank you for that at least.  I won’t watch you but I hope Nielson families do so this keeps up.  Today I want to fuck Elizabeth Gillies.

Here is Priyanka Chopra because I have been thinking about her a bunch recently.  No specific reasons, just like, vaguely she keeps popping into my head.  Which is a good thing because I think she is gorgeous.  I am mostly glad she has a hit show here in the US.  At least I think it’s a hit.  I pay shit attention.  I say mostly glad because I’d probably be happier if it was a show I actually enjoyed watching.  But it is something that can probably best be categorized as not for me.  I did watch all of the first season though!  And she was beautiful through out it, so it could have been worse!  I mean, can you imagine how bad a show would have to be to screw that up?  Anyway, the side benefit is that I had posted Priyanak Chopra like 4 times total in the history of this blog, then the show started and it means in the last 9 months I’ve posted her 8 times.  So that’s a good thing.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Here is Emilia Clarke because Emilia Clarke is so pretty.  It’s that simple really. She is almost always around at least in the background when Game of Thrones is currently airing.  Be it photoshoots or appearances or just reblogs on my dash.  My first thought is always about how pretty she is.  There have been some conversations with friends and such recently about who I like best on Game of Thrones (and who they do but that’s less important because let’s be honest, they either are just like me or wrong, so who cares).  For me the big debate is between Natalie Dormer and Emilia Clarke but honestly I think Emilia Clarke is the prettiest.  She’s just… I like her smile and her face.  So some new pictures of her emerged today and it was time for her to show up again.  Today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.

Here is the gorgeous and talented Alicia Vikander.  She shows up on my dash a lot, largely because of @she-goes-to-eleven but also because she is pretty so people feel inclined to reblog pictures of her.  I haven’t posted her since the Oscars which feels wrong but at the same time it isn’t like I have seen anything new with her in it.  I do know she has been confirmed for the Tomb Raider reboot, which I am pretty excited about because it’s pretty well documented I love Lara Croft and I think she could do a very good job.  I mean, she must be at least part bad ass because I am going to take a huge leap in logic and say since she is Scandinavian her last name somehow means her ancestors were Vikings.  And like… the Vikings weren’t entirely like their press but I am going to go with Alicia Vikander raiding and pillaging and being a badass.  It’s an ok image.  Certainly I just got @she-goes-to-eleven on my side.  Anyway, here is Alicia Vikander because today I want to fuck Alicia Vikander.

So here is Ariel Winter, today’s pick.  You guys have no idea how annoyed I am with myself.  I have never missed a day before but I technically missed yesterday.  I made a post.  I picked the pictures, i wrote the post, I hit the button.  See, I always save them as drafts, double check it to make sure nothing is too screwy (tumblr does strange things with the pictures sometimes) and then hit the actual post button.  Apparently I missed that step yesterday and then never noticed.  I am the type of person this will bother forever.  Sure the post is there now but it’s wrong.  There will forever be a gap on May 29th.  I am achieving my goal, of actually documenting day by day still but I will be bothered.  Just like I am by that one stupid fucking record I own that sticks out a little more than the others.  It just isn’t right!  Anyway, I am posting Ariel Winter today because it has already gotten late and I though she looked really good in her prom dress and I love the red hair on her.  And that’s it, I am not risking screwing this up.  Here is another fact about me, I will recheck my blog 30 times before bed tonight to make sure this actually posts.  Today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.

I wrote this post and thought I posted it yesterday but it turned out I didn’t hit post.  Whoops.  Here it is a day late.

Celebrities birthdays are weird.  I am not sure how I’d feel about it if I were one.  I mean, I guess it would be nice to have so many people sort of fighting over the chance to celebrate your birthday?  The real secret is as an adult your birthday doesn’t matter very much and no one is going to make a big deal out of it unless you do first.  Like, the only people who get the giant parties are the people who plan it themselves or drop hints for 2 months leading up, which to me always seems like it maybe takes a little something away from the experience.  Like hey, you guys made a big deal about me after I demanded you do so.  Thank you!  So I guess it’s nice that celebrities don’t have that but I am not sure I would want a branded birthday party.  Like the name of a night club on my cake and an entry way with some other company’s logo.  I also assume tons of strangers I don’t know at my party.  I really can’t imagine my ideal birthday being with a bunch of I don’t know and I don’t care about.  On the other hand, that’s a nice looking cake.  Emily Ratajkowski had a birthday party this weekend, though her birthday appears to be more than a week away.  That does feel normal, as an adult your birthday has to focus around free weekend, not actual dates.  It just had me thinking about all of that and also she looked pretty.  I don’t need a big push to want to post her so here she is because today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

I almost posted Danielle Panabaker a few times in the past.  Usually in relation to some horror movie because she’s been in a few but I first saw her in an under rated superhero movie Sky High years ago. So I guess it’s appropriate that it’s the Flash that has finally gotten her here.  In the past I tried and really wiffed at finding decent pictures for some reason.  That’s still true despite the popularity of the show.  The show is just good enough that I pushed through the difficulty.  Barry Allen is quite possibly my favorite Silver Age DC Super Hero.  He was always just so likable, this normal guy who didn’t let being a hero change him, he just remained normal and gave me Flash Facts and saved the day and I remember crying when he died and I was 7 years old.  It was sad but it was also a wonderful lesson in heroism as with his dying words he reminded us that as long as there is life there is hope.  He wasn’t giving up against insurmountable odds.  And as I type that I guess we can say Barry Allen is why I am finally posting Danielle Panabaker because I too, didn’t give up in the face of difficulty, I pressed on and kept looking for pictures.  It might not be quite the same but… well, thanks Flash.  The show is really good, too.  I am so relieved, I avoided it for so long because I didn’t want to be disappointed by another DC property ruined with grimdark attempts to totally awesome up something that was already awesome.  They didn’t do that like I was worried they would.  So thanks for that Flash, you saved my binge watching too.  And I am enjoying Danielle Panabaker, even if the fact that I know what that name means in the comics makes me fear for her future.  I’ll enjoy the ride for now because she’s pretty and charming and let’s be honest, adorable and pretty crush worthy in the show.  So today I want to fuck Danielle Panabaker.

So I was watching an episode of The Monkees last night and it revolved around the band meeting a hot girl at the laundry mat and all falling in love with her.  I saw her and was like, oh, she’s pretty.  Then she stood up and I was like, wow, she’s… we’ll say I will say she looked pretty.  Then I was like, hey, she looks familiar.  So I looked it up and it was non other than Julie Newmar.  Now, I remember thinking Catwoman was pretty as a kid watching old episodes of Batman but I didn’t remember Catwoman looking quite like that. Maybe tight white is a better look than sparkly black?  Who knew.  I of course immediately messaged my friend @lunoboom to let her know because she’s into old ladies.  And I had to tell someone.  I guess I should have kept watching Batman?  I just kind of thought it was lame even as a kid.  I knew it was too silly to be the Batman I wanted.  Anyway, it isn’t like this is news to most people but it turns out Julie Newmar was smoking hot.  So today I want to fuck Julie Newmar.