Tag: brunette

Here is Anne Hathaway because she was at the premier of the ALice Through the Looking Glass movie, which is a movie I know next to nothing about but I certainly have made assumptions about.  That might be unfair but I assume it’s one of the new versions of classic stories where they totally awesome it up.  I tend to massively dislike those things, trying to be cool is a sure way to be painfully uncool.  I could be wrong.  I have seen next to nothing about it, the only reason I know it exists is occasionally celebrities show up at events surrounding it.  Maybe it will be good.  That would be nice.  Anne Hathaway looked great though.  So she’s here because I quite like her.  Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.

I am going to go ahead and say Ariana Grande won the Billboard Music Awards last night because I thought she looked really pretty.  Also, almost no competition.  Not a ton of people there from what i have seen.  I will admit I haven’t researched it.  I didn’t watch it.  Music awards shows are by and large the worst.  That’s a lot of negativity I realize but i haven’t really slept well in over a week so you’ll have to forgive me.  I liked her dress, it was a good color, and interesting design.  So she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

Here is Doutzen Kroes because Doutzen Kroes is very pretty.  She really only did the one red carpet at Cannes this year and then a party but I thought she looked pretty good at both.  And well, other shots of her keep popping up, also looking good so I decided to post her today.  Because I think she looks lovely.  That’s it.  I am very clearly out of interesting things to say lately.  Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

I am not sure why, maybe it’s an upfronts thing, but Krysten Ritter has been doing all sorts of… stuff for Netflix this past week?  I know there was some Jessica Jones stuff. Also a luncheon called Rebels and something.  That made me laugh, because nothing is more rebellious than attending a luncheon.  Anyway,  I am glad to see her, glad for Jessica Jones’ success.  I think she has looked good, I am tired, so I am cutting this short and just posting her.  Today I want to fuck Krysten Ritter.

One of the joys of Cannes every year is not just getting news about movies that could be potentially good but also that it is a truly international affair.  It means I get pictures of people who otherwise are almost impossible to get pictures of.  Like Mallika Sherawat, who I have not posted in over 2 years.  The last time was June of 2013, where I also made references to Cannes.  Because this set of pictures is 3 from this year’s Film Festival and… one from last year.  Cause she basically shows up about once a year.  Which is a shame but it is what it is.  Besides, if I really want I can go watch her play a snake lady again or something.  Anyway, I think she is pretty and I really liked her purple gown at the amfAR event, though a quick check through the Indian papers tells me it’s controversial.  Because, and this will make those of you who aren’t well aware of the culture that swirls around Bollywood laugh, her dress is considered scandalous and she is almost always criticized for showing too much skin. It’s a whole thing with her that makes me roll my eyes.  Anyway I think she looked good in it. So she’s here today because today I want to fuck Mallika Sherawat.

Here is Emily Ratajkowski cause look at her.  I really write too much considering I post pictures.  I mean, those pictures are worth a thousand words so I am writing my own 200-300 words each day and you end up with like, 5,200 words most day?  That math checks out I think.  And it seems silly cause the pictures do a pretty good job of explaining why I am posting whomever I post.  Like right here.  Emily Ratajkowski shows up in a few magazines recently, I post the pictures from those magazines, and bam, there we go.  I should just post the pictures, I wouldn’t even work myself into a rage when I go down the path complaining about the comments online I saw with the pictures about how a lot of guys are really angry she has been, ahem, let me look this up, “Spouting off about that feminism garbage”.  So I’ll just post the pictures.  Because she’s hot and I will ignore the assholes.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Hayley Atwell was at the ACB Upfronts and hey, any excuse to think about Hayley Atwell is ok with me.  Because Google uses some sort of witchcraft I have already been peppered with ads for her new show whenever I watch YouTube and uh… wow it looks terrible.  Not because of her but because it looks like the sort of overwrought legal drama that makes my eyes want to roll out of my head.  You know, the show The Grinder was mocking his year.  Of course, the Grinder got canceled and the shows it parodied go for like 10 years so maybe this will be good for Hayley.  ABC, home of the shows I don’t enjoy but end up watching because I really like the woman who plays the lead.  Quantico just got a partner I guess.  I really shouldn’t complain about shows I haven’t actually seen yet but… well, it’s not my first rodeo.  Anyway, I am excited about her being in a new show, though I wouldn’t have made her use an American accent, not when British accents are all so great, but at least she will be on TV.  So that’s good.  Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

Here is Hannah Ray who I have posted before, including the first time I declared her to be some sort of genius.  I would point out that’s only a think I have said though because it seemed highly accurate.  I have a lot of respect for the amount of effort and talent it makes to forge your own way in the world.  Like, when I was a kid, and by kid I guess I mean a teenager, we were all so worried about selling out one day.  It’s hilarious in hind sight because I think most of my friends would sellout in a heart beat because at least that entails making some money.  Finding a way to make money and do something you love is a pretty big ask.  Running your own business is ridiculously hard.  So it’s impressive that she has found a way to do all of that, something she love, make a living at it, and essentially do it on her own terms.  You can read about that if you just, you know, go to my blog and click her tag.  There is a link to an article and I could go get it but i am really lazy.  I am no Hannah Ray.  No go getter.  Anyway, that was longer than I meant cause she isn’t really here because of that, as impressive as it is, she is here because I always find her work amazing.  She writes blog entries about her journeys and posts lovely pictures and overall just seems to be delightful.  Bonus she is also gorgeous.  I love her smile.  So I am posting her today because she was recently in England and France and that looked fun and her hair is just the best shade of pink right now.  Pink hair rules.  Today I want to fuck Hannah Ray.

Alison Brie is a good example of what an easily distracted idiot I am.  When I started this blog I was sooooo into Alison Brie because she was one what was perhaps my favorite TV show.  Well, that show kept getting canceled or sorta canceled and it’s been gone for like… I don’t even know how long, a long time now.  So I have posted Alison Brie two times in two years.  And it isn’t a matter of not liking her or liking her less so much as now that she’s not in front of my face once a week I just never think of her.  Which happens a lot with a lot of people.  I get easily distracted.  Well, here is the roundabout way she showed up today.  I was talking to @she about an Anna Kendrick movie and i was like, oh yeah, don’t I have a copy of that sitting around?  I did not, I had a different unsatisfying Anna Kendrick movie sitting around, Get a Job, which was not terrible so much as just stridently mediocre.  Alison Brie was in it though and looked good as she always does.  The movie was generally meh however so I decided to move on to something different and watched a movie called Manborg about a post apocalyptic future where the armies of hell take over Earth but a half man-half machine named Manborg helps defeat the forces of hell.  It was obviously robbed at the Oscars.  One of the demon girls though was hot because… evil demon henchwomen often are.  But I kept going, “man, she’s hot, she looks a little like Alison Brie”.  Eventually it was like, why not just post Alison Brie since I clearly kept thinking about her.  So here she is.  Sorry it’s been so long.  Today I want to fuck Alison Brie.

Here’s Anne Hathaway essentially because of the movie Havoc which came out in 2006 and I probably haven’t seen since… well, 2006.  Or 2007.  Whenever it ended up coming in the mail from Netflix.  Now, that might seem like a delayed post but would you believe I have a convoluted reason?  Well, I do.  So, I always just kind of liked Anne Hathaway and a girlfriend famously accused me of just liking her because it felt dirty to like the girl from the Disney movies.  I am not really self aware enough to ever judge if that was true or not but I liked her and then Havoc was like… her announcement that she wasn’t a Disney Princess anymore.  It wasn’t her announcement that she was going to be a good actress, that came later, and the movie is pretty bad but… she was lots of naked in it.  And it was hot.  Anyway, last night @she-goes-to-eleven reblogged a picture of a fully clothed Anne Hathaway from the movie and was like, “Oh my god, she’s so hot”.  I am paraphrasing but I think I got the gist.  And I messaged her and was like, “have you seen Havoc?  Cause it gets hotter than that”. She had not, I think she will now.  It started me looking for a very famous gif from the movie that I just could not find.  Not the one I wanted at least.  So I turned to @little–mouth who used to reblog that gif every 2 days like clockwork while saying something like, “Unf, look at me, I’m Hathagay” (probably not paraphrasing). And she came through, she did eventually find the right one but I was a little disappointed because she didn’t just have it at the ready.  She had to google it (I thought about posting it here but I didn’t. It’s not for children and this blog is all about children) (edit: Oh god, how did I not notice that phrasing?).  And like… that’s not the Kate I knew.  Anyway, Anne Hathaway was and is ridiculously hot and all of this had me thinking about how into her I used to be and so… today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.