Tag: brunette

I just watched this week’s Quantico, which is never a good sign when I am reaching the point that I am watching shows almost a week late.  It’s a pretty good sign I am not enjoying them but feel obliged to continue.  Which is honestly what’s going on with it.  I was excited before the season, despite knowing it wasn’t my kind of thing, because it would bring in regular Priyanka Chopra.  And it has done that.  But my eyes practically roll out of my head while I watch the show.  It isn’t even that it is bad so much as that it is stupid and confuses the FBI with high school and just… I don’t need to go around trashing shows.  I still watch because I very much like Priyanka Chopra.  She is ridiculously gorgeous and I will give the show credit for that, she remains ridiculously gorgeous.  So good job?  Anyway, here she is because man she is pretty.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Emily Ratajkowski was in DC this weekend for various things revolving around the arts and the government and it lead to a bunch of pictures, which is nice.  I am prepared to declare her officially hot.  Also, it just makes my life easy to go, oh look, a bunch of pictures, my hometown, she’s hot, done.  It was a pretty late Saturday night so taking the easy route is nice.  Declaring Emily Ratajkowski hot is pretty easy.  Job done.  Get some rest everybody.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Man, today got away from me.  It’s almost over.  Good news is it allowed me to not post until Ariana Grande’s pictures for Lipsy showed up so she is here.  She looked really good.  I mean, pretty girl wearing lots of pretty clothes?  I’m down.  I like Ariana Grande a lot and she hasn’t really shown up here a lot recently but that’s not her fault.  It’s mine.  Because… i dunno.  I usually can think of something funny there but… I can’t right now.  She’s really pretty and she’s adorable and she’s great.  So today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

I finally got around to seeing Deadpool.  I liked it.  I didn’t completely love it but that wasn’t so much because of any flaw as I hit Deadpool fatigue about 15 years ago.  I did appreciate as an old person that it seemed to largely be the Deadpool of my youth, you know, from Joe Kelly.  Back when Men were Men and Women were Women and the comics industry was slowly dying and at it’s creative and commercial nadir.  You know, the good old days.  Anyway, among the things I enjoyed was Negasonic Teenage Warhead who is kind of from the comics but radically different enough to not even really count.  I guess someone might be upset about this but the character has like one appearance ever in the comics so they’ll have to deal.  Sullen, detached teenage girl is an easy joke I guess but it was one I enjoyed.  She did it well.  I also thought she was pretty.  I think I like black lipstick as a thing. It’s something I’ve noticed.  No idea where that came from.  Anyway, I was like, who is this girl and looked and… well, she’s been in almost nothing so at least it isn’t a situation where I have seen someone in 30 things but never noticed.  Hopefully she shows up in other stuff soon.  Definitely hope she shows up in more X-Stuff.  Today I want to fuck Brianna Hildebrand.

Here is Chloe Bennett cause I was talking about her this morning and that’s how this works sometimes.  I mean, I think Agents of Shield is on tonight but I can’t swear by it.  I can’t even capitalize and add periods to it.  Last week’s was pretty solid though, so there is that.  I just think she is pretty and she so rarely comes up so here she is.  Today I want to fuck Chloe Bennett.

It was not the plan to post Charli XCX again so soon, well, let’s be honest, there is never a plan.  I don’t even know what I am going to say when I start typing much less who I am going to post before I decide to post.  But I wasn’t like, wow, I should spam the world with Charli XCX this week, it just sorta happened.  You can really blame @she-goes-to-eleven which proves what my grandma always said, “It’s always the Canadian with the blog full of pictures of nearly naked to naked girls that are to blame”.  It seemed odd at the time given blogs didn’t exist but is oddly prescient now.  Anyway, last night she started up a discussion about the Vroom Vroom video with me and it went on a while and using science we have decided it gets two thumbs up.  And it got me thinking about Charli XCX and I watched it again this morning and somehow that spun into me listening to more Prince and side note, still not ok about all that.  Anyway, Charli XCX looks ridiculously good in that video and so I couldn’t not post her.  I had to.  It’s basically the law.  Except for the part where it’s not the law.  But man she looks so good.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Growing up things weren’t great for me.  Actually, they were pretty terrible to be honest.  Life was unpleasant at best and music and books were my only refuge.  Many a day was spent hiding in my room with some shitty fantasy novel and the headphones on, my stereo turned up as loud as it could be so it would drown out the fighting downstairs, praying the anger didn’t spill upstairs.  I don’t know how I would have gotten through life without music and I luckily don’t have to know.  It did create a bond with people I will never meet though on a profound level as they were the only barrier I had between myself and realities children aren’t supposed to know about.  I am posting Charli XCX today but this is about Prince.  The news hit me hard yesterday because Prince was an artist of not only profound talent but he was larger than life.  He almost seemed unreal, that someone who was so aggressively odd could also be the coolest, sexiest person on Earth.  There was some comfort to that.  I was always drawn to people who could mix talent with personality to make them stand out.  Make them different so that maybe being apart from everyone else wasn’t a negative.  Prince was really important to me.  I have memoried tied up in Prince songs, be them good or bad.  He helped make things better when they were bad but he was always there.  Music was always there.  Christ, I had one of my first kisses ever after a couples skate while Diamonds and Pearls was playing.  Prince was there for all the major parts of my life and now he’s gone.  This is why people mourn celebrities, because their art was a major part of our life and we can’t help but care, it is a one way relationship but it can be an important one.  Charli XCX is here because she has a new video out today and she looked good in it but also similar to my relationship with Prince I find myself having to evangelize about her to people who don’t seem to get her.  I think she is extremely talented and I like that she also seems to do her own thing.  Also she is extremely attractive.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

I am going to half ass this today, guys.  I was in the middle of trying to think of who to post and I just found out Prince is dead and suddenly I don’t have the energy.  he was on an episode of New Girl so here is Zooey Deschanel.  Today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

So Emilia Clarke was in Australian Vogue which is why she is getting posted.  Or the inciting incident that lead to her getting posted.  She is posted in general because she is very, very pretty.  Game of Thrones is also on the way back, which I assume is part of why she was in a magazine.  Big media pushes and all that.  I am always glad to see her though and wish I posted her more often.  Quite often I think about it but someone else wins out.  Which looking at her right now is silly because look at how pretty she is.  Exceptionally so!  So here she is because today I want to fuck Emilia Clarke.

You can blame @she-goes-to-eleven for this post because she is the one who engaged me in conversation about Charli XCX.  2 days ago but still, she gets the blame since some of you are, for some reason, annoyed when I post Charli XCX.  Anyway, today is a good day for it because it’s a big music weekend.  Coachella is going on, today is Record Store Day, and the other day HBO released the Vinyl Soundtrack which has Charli XCX and Elvis Costello on it.  No, I don’t think she has anything to do with Coachella this year but who knows.  Record Store Day is mostly absent of her but I know she is on one of the albums that is a cover of an old classic album.  I think it’s the Bleachers one but I dunno.  This probably shouldn’t be your number one news source for this kind of thing.  Or anything.  Anyway, I love Charli XCX and I love talking about music, so it was nice ot have the chance to.  And here she is for today but i have to rush out the door so I guess I am ending here.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.