Kristen Stewart did this photoshoot for Chanel and I first saw some of it like a week ago and it was good. But I forgot. Now a ton more has come out and look if you know me you know why I loved it. It was so for me. I have commented before that for me the platonic ideal of Kristen Stewart is an all fancied up Kristen Stewart for photoshoots. I don’t know why, she just always looks amazing that way. It’s what I prefer. So here she is from various photoshoots looking good because today I want to fuck Kristen Stewart.
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So the new Captain America premier was last night and as expected some stars of Marvel things were there. I don’t know that all the pictures have crossed my path yet, so maybe I shouldn’t declare a winner. I will say Chloe Bennet looked fantastic in red though. She looked great and so here she is getting posted. I guess Agents of SHIELD was on last night to, though admittedly that’s less exciting. I am not here to dump on that show though, instead I will say I am very excited for Captain America because I love Captain America. He’s one of my all time favorite heroes and I love that the MCU has gotten him so right as a character. But this is about Chloe Bennet, who looked wonderful. The red was a good color for her, I loved her hair and now I realize it’s the second time in a week I have been all about someone with a braided updo. Maybe that’s a thing for me now? I mean, Princess Leia did it in Empire but maybe it’s going to be the hot new trend! Who knows! Today I want to fuck Chloe Bennet.
Here is Anna Kendrick because she rules. Also, she has been all over the place this week due to her movie coming out this weekend. I hope it’s good. I’ll see it either way cause Anna Kendrick and Sam Rockwell, they’re always good. She is great. Like… she is so perfect. You must know that if you found this post. She’s pretty, she’s smart, she’s talented, she’s hilarious. She is great and I can’t think of another way to say that other than to say that. Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.
So the Barbershop 3 premier was last night and Nicki Minaj was there and holy crap is it hard to find pictures of her at things. There are very few. They were mostly not great. You probably don’t want to hear my whine about that, so I will just say it is frustratingly hard to find pictures of her. So here is the best I can find along with other pictures of her at things, some stolen right from her instagram because at least Nicki Minaj gets some Nicki Minaj pictures out there. Anyway, I went all blonde in honor of her hair being blonde right now and I really appreciate her dedication to realism by adding the dark roots every time she pulls this look off. That’s just great. She is great and here she is so suck it haters, today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.
I watched 10 Cloverfield Lane. I want to talk about it but I don’t want to ruin it. I will just say it is a very good and tense movie. I will say there are no surprises in what you get. There are surprises in the movie but I saw the trailer and knew it would be a tense and claustrophobic movie staring two actors I absolutely adore. It was. John Goodman was amazing because John Goodman is so damn good. And so under rated sometimes. Not by everyone, lots of people love him but I think some people forget the skill her brings as a dramatic actor. He was great. Mary Elizabeth Winstead was great and I immediately left the theater wishing someone would cast her as a Superhero already. Looking online this apparently is not an unknown feeling. She was excellent. It was excellent. And I love her. This is no secret. I really liked the movie. I am still processing it, which is beautiful, it’s been almost a day and I am still thinking things through which is something I love about a good movie. As a matter of fact I am soon to listen to the Next Picture Show Podcast which will talk about the movie and Psycho together, because that has some of my favorite film critics together talking about a movie I would love to hear more thoughts on. Hey, if you saw it send me a message, we can talk about it. Anyway, here is MEW because I adore her and I am so glad that even if she hasn’t become a huge deal she has managed to find fantastic roles for years now. I am not sure how she feels about it but it’s probably better for me as a fan of her work. Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
Sorry everyone who for some reason gets annoyed when I post Charli XCX, it’s my blog, she’s great, you’ll have to deal! I have spent the past day thinking about her music a fair bit and discussing it with people and… you know what? She’s special. You don’t have to like her music but the truth is each album is different and you don’t see other pop stars deciding to collaborate with subversive and anti-commercial elements like PC Music. Look, here is the thing, she is less famous than a lot of pop musicians, she’s just always been on the edge of fame, predicted to blow up for years. I don’t know if that will ever happen but I can’t think of many pop stars who would find their name out there because of tracks like Fancy and I Love It and just decide to scrap that and do something no one else is doing. Cyndi Lauper. That’s who it always makes me think of, the girl the critics loved and had pegged for big things but was far more interested in doing what made her happy and what she thought was good than in just duplicating her last hit. It’s what we often say we want an artist to be. So that is what I have been thinking about with Charli XCX, that she is a musician that makes me excited to see what she does next. There are really only a handful of artists at a time that I get truly excited to see what they will do. Lots I like but I know what’s coming and I’m not waiting with bated breath. I am excited to see what she has coming down the pipe and I was just listening to one of her albums so today I want to fuck Charli XCX.
A lot of competition for who would be posted today, apparently last night was pretty big. Who knew. Anyway, in the end it came down to Taylor Swift and Katy Perry and gosh, I sure hope it doesn’t add fuel to the fire of whatever stupid bullshit feud is out there but Katy Perry won. She does that sometimes. Like, she doesn’t show up here all that often anymore (though I feel like that’s as much her fault as me, the world isn’t as inundated with new pictures of Katy Perry as it was 3 years ago) but she still has this power over me. Where I might think I am going to post someone else but when I see Katy… it’s over. I can’t get her out of my mind that day. She’s just very, very attractive. And there is something extra about her, something that appeals to me in a special way. There are a few people out there like that. Anyway, she was at the Country Music Awards, well one of them, there are like 5 different major country music awards, and I don’t know why. I mean probably because she’s famous. It seems a little strange that she’d be there instead of the other more pop centric awards show but who knows. It gave her an excuse to dress like a neon Dolly Parton, so that was fun. I thought she looked good. I really like fuzzy sweaters. I don’t know why and I don’t want to dig too deep because I seem to remember a babysitter wearing one and… better not to pull that thread. Anyway, here is Katy Perry because today I want to fuck Katy Perry.
Guys, I love Star Wars. Love Star Wars. Star Wars is Great! (Also, before I get into this you know what else is great? The beautiful and brilliant @thunderstormofoblivion whose birthday I forgot like a jerk so I should just go on record here that she is great. So no one can claim not to know that) I might have watched the Force Awakens last night. Twice. Maybe. sorta. Definitely. I realize some people had complaints about this one but as I have gotten older I have realized that a lot of people are wrong. Ridiculously so. It was great and Daisy Ridley is so fantastic and charming. Rey is a great character. I realize people also have problems with her but you know… we know why. Sorry guys, it’s the truth, you know what you don’t like a female lead and so do we. She is amazing in it. Really all the new characters are amazing. I feel like we’ve been through all this because I think I made this exact same post after I saw it on opening day. I love it. It’s just so great. I love it. I love that children love it. I love that adults love it. I love that there is a Star Wars again that everyone can enjoy (except you know, the certain sad angry nerds who love to hate). So anyway, here is Daisy Ridley who I love because she is such a bad ass. Like for real too, she can bench press a plane or something. It’s unreal. Today I want to fuck Daisy Ridley.
Here is Rihanna because Riahanna is always so close to being posted. Like all the time I am like, “Holy fuck, look at Rihanna”. But then I have already posted that day or something else comes up or she’s like a close second. I guess what I am saying is that this blog under represents my attraction to her. That happens. I mean, I guess I can’t really argue with the numbers but there are people who I feel get over represented due to circumstances like picture availability or media saturation and then those who are under represented due to picture scarcity or bad luck. Of course, I could just be fooling myself and I don’t know my own desires as well as I think I do. Or it could be a combination. These are the things I find fascinating that no one else does I am sure. Oh well. Anyway, here Rihanna is because she has looked good recently. Not in any specific sense but more in the sense that she always looks good and I keep noticing and so today she broke through. Today I want to fuck Rihanna.
Here is Emily DiDonato and her ridiculous eyes because she’s hot. That’s about it. I have no deeper thoughts or anything today, I just saw a picture of her and was like, oh yeah, she’s really hot. So here she is being really hot. Fun times. Today I want to fuck Emily DiDonato.














































