Tag: brunette

There are few things I like more than a good Superhero team up so I was pretty excited for Flash and Supergirl joining forces last night to fight the bad guys.  You know, amazingly, they didn’t even fight each other first.  Strange how you can have two superheros not spend two hours punching each other.  Among the other strange things about me is the fact that I always found Silver Banshee attractive and I know this is strange because skull face and whatever but I think maybe it was her costume, it was pretty good.  Also I was like 10 or something and you know… it didn’t take a lot.  Anyway, the result is here is Italia Ricci who played the Silver Banshee last night and her alter ego int he weeks leading up to last night.  She did a good job of being a thoroughly objectionable person.  She is pretty.  She was the Silver Banshee.  I also greatly enjoyed the episode which is why she is here.  Today I want to fuck Italia Ricci.

Here is Colleen Green because I like music and i like her music?  Why do I put a question mark at the end of stuff like that?  I don’t know, I mean that statement is true, the part about liking her and liking music, I am just uncertain as to why she is really here today.  She just kind of popped into my head this morning and won’t go away.  At which point I listened to her most recent album and so she still isn’t going away.  She is pretty but more so I think she is a sneakily clever song writer and deals with some themes that resonate with me at least.  Her songs are also really infectious and easy to sing along to.  So I guess those are all reasons that today I want to fuck Colleen Green.

Now, I hope most people don’t come here for new.  At least, I hope you don’t.  If you do you are dangerously ill informed.  I say dangerously because if you are the sort of person who comes to whoiwanttofucktoday.com looking for news your decision making is so questionable you could possibly drown yourself trying to get a drink of water.  But I’m not here to insult hypothetical idiots.  No, I’m here to insult your intelligence with my breaking news I do have.  Using my highly refined observational skills I have determined that Emily Ratajkowski’s body is “legit insane”.  "Legit insane" is of course a scientific term meaning, “oh my god, look at her”!  If you haven’t noticed this it’s ok, I am a professional except for the part where anyone would pay me for my opinions on this blog.  Other than that I am a professional and using the skills I have honed in my now 4 years and 23 days of doing this, I have figured out that Emily Ratajkowski has a body that is, once again, “Legit insane”.  Science, people.  You can trust me on this, I know I’m right because I said it and I’m not a liar, so it has to be true.  That’s basic math.  Or logic.  Whatever, trust me, one of them is right.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Here is Claire Sinclair because she is doing her own line of clothing now.  Or sorta.  I am not entirely clear on the details, I pay attention to her but you know… in one ear and out the other.  I happen to know clairesinclairisagoddess is very friendly and if anyone would know that guy would so send him questions if this is really bugging you.  The real point is it added a bunch of pictures of her and I think she looked lovely.  I often find myself a fan of her style anyway so this really paid off in that regard.  She is just pretty but you know… doesn’t come up here too often because I don’t see new pictures of her that often.  Not that I mind the old pictures that keep getting recycled, those are pretty too.  I like new things though.  Today I want to fuck Claire Sinclair.

Ellie Rowsell is here because I had a dream last night.  It was weird and stuff but anyway, here she is.  I assume I had a dream about her because the other day I was talking to a friend who had never heard of Wolf Alice and I realized he needed to know about them.  Not because everyone in the world needs to, though I am sure I have some followers who think everyone in the world needs to (@wildflagsure) but because I know his music tastes.  I really know what he loved in the 90’s so I knew there were certain tracks like Moaning Lisa Smile that he would go nuts for.  So you know, I am on the phone digging up youtube videos to show in him and he went nuts for it.  I love sharing music, it was good.  I think that is how Ellie Rowsell got into my head though, she just snuck in there because I started thinking about the band.  Also watching music videos, which is not an activity I usually partake in.  So this is a celebration of music today and the joy of sharing music with people.  Frankly, that is the history of music to me, grabbing a friend and saying, “You have to hear this”.  Everyone remembers who showed them this band or that and it’s this really cool bond.  It’s been that way since I was a kid.  Today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.

The Americans is back and I am almost a week late.  Like, I knew I had it sitting there to watch but then Daredevil and basketball and I kind of forgot.  Until lunch and it was like, “Oh right, I can watch this thing.  I love the show, it’s amazing.  I love Keri Russell’s performance.  It’s strange because it is hard to separate her from Felicity because the show was this whole phenomena.  I didn’t even watch it but it seemed it was everywhere, everyone was talking about it at the time.  And you know, I have seen other things with her in them and enjoyed it but she has always been mainly sunshine and goodness.  It always staggers me a little what a complex character she plays here, how dark it can be, and how human she makes it.  The acting on this show is just amazing and she is a huge part of that.  If the two main roles didn’t work everything would collapse.  She is just so good.  And also she is so pretty.  Like anyone she of course has changed a lot in the nearly 20 years she’s been famous but I think she’s gotten better looking as she’s aged.  Or maybe she is one of those people who kind of matures into her look, in that it just looks better on someone who looks like an adult rather than someone who can play a teenager.  I don’t know but she is gorgeous now.  So here she is.  Today I want to fuck Keri Russell.

New Emily Ratajokowski pictures means Emily Ratajkowski is getting posted.  It started with her posting it on instagram or something and then from there more picture have gotten out of a shoot she did for Jacquie Aiche.  I had no idea what Jacquie Aiche was and was like, “What type of clothes do they sell because she isn’t wearing clothing”.  It turns out it’s Jewlery.  Which I guess Emily was wearing.  I mainly noticed boobs but I was certain they weren’t selling boobs.  I could mock this as a bad campaign except it made me google it.  So well done, behold the power of a nearly nude Emily Ratajkowski.  I am thankful.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

I was never into Baywatch.  As a matter of fact I would say it’s probably safe to say I have never seen an episode of Baywatch, which means maybe I shouldn’t judge it but you know… I did.  I will.  The boom in syndicated TV in the 90’s lead to a lot of shows that I think a lot of people loved but I never could bring myself to care about any of them.  My little brother loved Renegade but he was also 5. Anyway, Baywatch was a honest to god cultural phenomena when I was entering High School, I had a friend with a Pamela Anderson poster on his wall and… I never got the appeal honestly.  I guess those girls were never my type, I was much happier obsessing over Angela Chase.  The closest I came to caring was one month Cinemax had a girls of Baywatch thing where late at night they showed earlier movies from girls from the show and being Cinemax they got naked.  So I watched that.  Purely for research purposes and also because I was like 14 and always felt like I was getting away with something when I snuck into the basement after my parents were asleep to see boobs.  Anyway, all this brings me about to Alexandra Daddario who is in the middle of filming Baywatch and for about 2 weeks has been providing the world with wonderful pictures from the set.  I still feel no urge to see Baywatch but then if you do the math it seems like a movie I have to see.  I mean,I love the Rock.  I love Alexandra Daddario.  I love Priyanka Chopra.  All these people in a movie together?  That sounds like something I totally would intend to see and never get around to!  Like.. uh, San Andreas which I still haven’t seen.  Anyway, she has looked quite good.  She does that.  All these pictures plus a bunch the other day becuase it was her birthday?  I am surprised I hadn’t posted her yet. So here are a bunch of crummy set pictures because today I want to fuck Alexandra Daddario.

God bless Nylon for continually giving me excellent photoshoots of celebrities I love who are often under photographed.  Here is Nicki Minaj because she’s going to be in next month’s Nylon (on sale now for complicated news stand reasons).  If Nicki Minaj wearing rhinestone stars and stripes boxing gloves doesn’t make you proud to be an American then I can only assume you’re name is Ivan Drago and you can get the fuck off of my blog right now.  I saw what you did to Apollo Creed you son of a bitch and I heard the press conference.  You’re going to get yours!  It won’t seem like you will but just you fucking wait until the 3rd act, oh man, you’re going to lose and Communism will fall!  I should have really saved this picture for the 4th of July just so I can post Nicki on the 4th again and get some racists who think they’re not racists to scoff at the idea of her representing America then watch them backpedal as they try to come up with reasons as to why she isn’t a real American other than just coming out and saying, “She’s not white”.  That said, I loved Creed and I am not knocking it but I would 100% watch a movie where Nicki Minaj fights Ivan Drago.  I might be the only one but go ahead and make that spin off.  Or just use it for a music video, it’s a thing I want to see the more I think about it.  Anyway, Nicki Minaj is awesome and gorgeous and since she is like the one person I can post and be sure to get some snide remarks about I am going to go ahead and tell you that you all can kiss my ass.  Every bit of it because she is great.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Here is Liz Gillies because any excuse to post Elizabeth Gillies is a good one.  She was at the Premier of My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2.  I have no idea why.  Is she in it?  Was she just around?  It’s a mystery because I haven’t looked it up.  I also haven’t seen the first movie because I kind of felt like it was all there in the title.  I got it.  I’m good.  She looked good because she looks good, that’s her thing.  I am grateful when she turns up places because she is seriously under represented.  All those years ago when I decided to give Victorious a chance at the urging of my followers (which, it’s been years, I feel safe now saying you were wrong.  You were just wrong, I shouldn’t have watched it.  I can fully see it having an important place in my childhood had I been a child but I wasn’t.  I am not.  It was not good) I was a little surprised that Liz is the one who stood out the most to me.  Going in I didn’t expect that because my knowledge of the show was that Victoria Justice was remarkably beautiful.  Instead she was the one I became least interested in.  Elizabeth Gillies has a certain charm and charisma and I could see why she was such a fan favorite.  So thank god she was at the red carpet for something because any excuse to post her.  Today I want to fuck Elizabeth Gillies.