Now, I hope most people don’t come here for new.  At least, I hope you don’t.  If you do you are dangerously ill informed.  I say dangerously because if you are the sort of person who comes to whoiwanttofucktoday.com looking for news your decision making is so questionable you could possibly drown yourself trying to get a drink of water.  But I’m not here to insult hypothetical idiots.  No, I’m here to insult your intelligence with my breaking news I do have.  Using my highly refined observational skills I have determined that Emily Ratajkowski’s body is “legit insane”.  "Legit insane" is of course a scientific term meaning, “oh my god, look at her”!  If you haven’t noticed this it’s ok, I am a professional except for the part where anyone would pay me for my opinions on this blog.  Other than that I am a professional and using the skills I have honed in my now 4 years and 23 days of doing this, I have figured out that Emily Ratajkowski has a body that is, once again, “Legit insane”.  Science, people.  You can trust me on this, I know I’m right because I said it and I’m not a liar, so it has to be true.  That’s basic math.  Or logic.  Whatever, trust me, one of them is right.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.