God bless Nylon for continually giving me excellent photoshoots of celebrities I love who are often under photographed.  Here is Nicki Minaj because she’s going to be in next month’s Nylon (on sale now for complicated news stand reasons).  If Nicki Minaj wearing rhinestone stars and stripes boxing gloves doesn’t make you proud to be an American then I can only assume you’re name is Ivan Drago and you can get the fuck off of my blog right now.  I saw what you did to Apollo Creed you son of a bitch and I heard the press conference.  You’re going to get yours!  It won’t seem like you will but just you fucking wait until the 3rd act, oh man, you’re going to lose and Communism will fall!  I should have really saved this picture for the 4th of July just so I can post Nicki on the 4th again and get some racists who think they’re not racists to scoff at the idea of her representing America then watch them backpedal as they try to come up with reasons as to why she isn’t a real American other than just coming out and saying, “She’s not white”.  That said, I loved Creed and I am not knocking it but I would 100% watch a movie where Nicki Minaj fights Ivan Drago.  I might be the only one but go ahead and make that spin off.  Or just use it for a music video, it’s a thing I want to see the more I think about it.  Anyway, Nicki Minaj is awesome and gorgeous and since she is like the one person I can post and be sure to get some snide remarks about I am going to go ahead and tell you that you all can kiss my ass.  Every bit of it because she is great.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.