Supergirl came back last night and thank god. I mean… I think it was only not on for a week but I missed it. I like the show. I really like the character. I really like Melissa Benoist in the role. I am thankful she has it, not just because she plays it well but just because… she feels right. She feels like Supergirl. One of the things I am most thankful for with the modern waves of Superhero media is how many people playing superheroes seem to take that duty seriously. Which I know sounds silly but I don’t mean character fidelity or something. I mean kids. I got into Superheroes as a kid and I am sure there are lots of reasons I was drawn to them but I know a big one was because of what they represented. The world is unjust and you’re not really supposed to know that as a kid but for some of us your parents don’t shield you from that, instead they contribute to the knowledge, so I was hungry for some sense of justice. It is nice to find something where people are good and do right not because they have to but because it is the right thing to do. A world where people do their best to help. So I love that so many actors and actresses playing the role seem to take that part of their job seriously and are willing to help give that magic to another generation of kids. It can help a lot. Last night was a good reminder because evil Supergirl really made me uncomfortable. I didn’t like it. I thought maybe I’d find it a little hot but no… I just didn’t like it. So I am so thankful for a show that isn’t about darkness and it gave us a good example in the flaws of making a superhero more “mature” by having them act like dicks. I am glad we have the character the way she is and I love the way Melissa Benoist plays her. I love the way Melissa Benoist talks about it off screen. So that’s why she’s here. Today I want to fuck Melissa Benoist.
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Because I am terminally lame and old I watched Saturday Night Live early this morning when I couldn’t sleep. I probably would have done so earlier if I had remembered Ariana Grande was hosting but oh well. She did well enough. That sounds like faint praise I guess but I think the show has been struggling this year and so well enough is better than a lot of hosts so far this season. She also is very pretty and clearly a talented performer, she’s been doing this a long time. It was also a reminder that I haven’t posted her in forever. Today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.
The time change is the devil. I hate it so much. Mix that with people doing the whole St. Patricks thing this weekend and it was just… ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. There will be no Green in this picture for your made up holiday. If you want to get drunk grow a spine and get drunk, don’t claim to care about a holiday you don’t care about as an excuse to get drunk. And dont’ even get me started on th- no, you know what, I am not going to rant, I will pass on being that old crank. Here is Emmy Rossum because she’s easy. I realize what poor phrasing that is but I mean I have no deeper connection or thoughts to her, she is just really pretty. It’s my first thought when I see her, “Wow, she’s pretty”. She often wears things I like and she’s very pretty. She was at a ball or a gala or something and I really liked her dress a lot. She looked pretty. So here she is. Today I want to fuck Emmy Rossum.
Anna Kendrick was on Colbert the other night and I was vaguely aware of it because I saw people talking about it but I didn’t see her or it or anything until this morning. Once I did it was like, “Welp, I’m posting Anna Kendrick”. Not only did she look fantastic in her red dress, she is just so amazing. She is one of those people I have a huge crush on and it’s funny, I can kind of forget about it when she isn’t front and center but she shows up and bam, it’s back. It’s because she’s basically perfect. She is pretty, she is smart, she is funny, she is ridiculously talented. She’s pretty close to perfect. So here is a random collection of pictures cause it’s really nice outside so I am not really putting in the effort she deserves. Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.
It’s early in the morning but already there was a lot of competition as to who to post today. Lots of great pictures surfaced yesterday and overnight. Charli XCX won though. Because obviously I am way into Charli XCX. She is just ridiculously hot and I like the way she has looked in various picture that have come out and perfume ads and… you know, it’s a strange world, this one where stuff like that just appears on my phone to let me know to look at it. The future, it’s even better than flying cars. Anyway, I find Charli XCX ridiculously attractive and that will annoy a couple of people, including one who will spell her name with an E just to annoy me (ahem @thunderstormofoblivion). That’s fine, you guys can be annoyed, more Charli for me because she is so hot. Also talented, I am digging parts of her new EP, mainly the title track but also the fact that Hannah Diamond makes an appearance and.. well, I don’t know if anyone cares. It’s too early. The sun isn’t even up yet, which is just stupid, why do we live in a world where people get up before the sun? It’s only going to get worse after this weekend. Well, small comforts, I have these pictures to look at. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.
A friend broke my heart about a month ago when in reference to Mary Elizabeth Winstead she said, “I don’t see the appeal”. Now, yeah, it kind of hurt because obviously Mary Elizabeth Winstead is one of my all time favorites but more so because when you care about someone you hate to see them so ridiculously wrong about something. It’s like when you have that older relative who is kind of racist or you have a friend who thinks vaccines are a government plot or a coworker who thinks Donald Trump tells it like it is. You aren’t defensive, you don’t need to be, everyone knows that person is wrong. It’s because you’re a little embarrassed for them, that they could be so wrong. And you know in your heart they’re a decent person so it’s shocking they can be so wrong headed about this thing. So it broke my heart in that way. Because obviously Mary Elizabeth Winstead is beautiful. Just gorgeous. She was doing 10 Cloverfield Lane related stuff yesterday and I am pumped for that movie. I can’t wait to asked everyone I know to go to see it with me so they can turn me down. Very exciting! Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
I guess Quantico is back. I hadn’t realized but I have been up since 1 AM and there it was so I decided to watch it. Forgive me if this entry is even worse than usual but I am super tired, guys. Anyway, I continue to watch the show despite the fact that it is probably the dumbest show I have ever watched. I constantly find myself rolling my eyes and going, “Oh, come on”. I don’t even know why I keep watching. It isn’t like I want to see what happens next, I don’t care. But I almost… like thinking it is dumb? Spite watching maybe? More likely I watch it for the same reasons now that I even gave it a chance in the first place. Priyanka Chopra. She is so hot. It’s just ridiculous how good looking she is. And I guess after years of not being able to see her very often it’s a nice treat to get to see her every week. Even if every week we get flashbacks to the worst training program in the history of anything ever. I would think up a clever analogy but again, I am super tired. Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.
Here is Emily DiDonato. She was at some stuff for Fashion Week in Paris last week so she has been on my mind. It is easy to find picture of her which is why she is here today. I know that sounds strange but sometimes I have one person in mind, go looking for pictures, get frustrated with the lack of pictures, get angry at said person and am like, “Screw you, I don’t even want to sleep whit you now”. Because I am basically a petulant child. Emily DiDonato doesn’t give me such problems, she’s gorgeous and a model so here she is doing gorgeous model things. I really like her eyes. Everyone likes her eyes. I mean, everyone who likes her. I am sure other people have little to no opinion on her eyes. I am a fan however. Today I want to fuck Emily DiDonato.
Anne Hathaway has been on my mind all week. Kind of. Like, I have considered posting her each day but then haven’t. Someone always wins out. I think part of it might be subconcious concern for my friends @bannedfromtheendoftheworld because I know this will fill her with uncontrollable lust and envy given her deep seeded desire for motherhood and attraction to pregnant women. Which is why there’s really only the two pictures of Anne pregnant here. I thought she looked good at the Oscars stuff she was at but it was like… good for someone who has to take into account a giant belly because she’s pregnant. Which seems like faint praise but honestly just gaining a pound or two can make everything I won fit like crap so I can’t imagine how hard it is to dress well when you’re pregnant. I can’t imagine how hard it is to care on top of that honestly. So I don’t like the faint praise of, “Looks good considering…” but I thought her dress looked good considering. And she was pretty. And I guess what pushed it over the edge today is she keeps popping up on my dash, it’s a nice reminder that yeah, I happen to find Anne Hathaway quite attractive. Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.
Last night was the end of my beloved Agent Carter. Definitely the end of the season, very likely the end of the show. I am in mourning because I loved it. I loved Hayley Atwell in the role. Now, certainly Peggy Carter will go on. Marvel will no doubt have her in comics. Hayley Atwell will go on as well. That magic combination of her as Peggy Carter won’t though. Which is sad because she was brilliant in the role. I imagine her mark will forever be on future version of the character. I will miss it because I loved the show and I loved the performance. I adore her and today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.


















































