Tag: brunette

Today was a really hard pick.  I am sure everyone has been anxiously awaiting my post and by everyone I mean probably just @female .  I know he is.  The Oscars were last night and the red carpet for it and the associated parties was very rewarding this year.  Last year I remember not being wowed by that many people, this year there were so many people I was wowed by.  I have like 6 people I wanted to post today and i keep going back and forth.  I whittled it down to three and then from there down to two.  I am still kinda sitting at two and I have gone back and forth on who to post as I have been sitting here.  Going from one picture folder to the other.  I am going with Alicia Vikander though.  She was gorgeous.  I liked her dress a lot, I liked her whole look, her earings were great, she is just a vision to look at.  She won an Oscar so good for her.  She certainly had a very good year.  She looked great and I found her very charming in the red carpet interviews I saw with her because, yeah, I watch those and she was basically the first to arrive of the big names so she got talked to a lot.  I like how touched she seems when she wins awards.  And she is gorgeous.  So today I want to fuck Alicia Vikander.

I am just a little bit too young for Cindy Crawford.  I don’t mean that in the oh she’d shoot me down because I am too young, obviously she would never shoot me down, clearly I could land any celebrity I wanted, this blog is here cause uh… I don’t feel like sleeping with any of them?  I mean that I fully remember when she was among the most famous people on the planet and I would say generally accepted to be the hottest woman alive.  I even remember her Pepsi commercial and yeah, she looked really good in a white t-shirt and jeans, it’s not an accident that picture is here because that is what my mind flashes back to when I imagine Cindy Crawford at the height of her powers.  But I was too young to like… be in love with her or have a crush or whatever.  Oh, I was into girls but not quite willing to admit that except to myself secretly, but I went for much more non threatening girls.  A supermodel?  Even in my fantasies I couldn’t come up with a situation where that worked, it just felt uncomfortable to me as an 11 year old.  Rogue?  Kitty Pryde?  Psylocke?  That I could work out in my head, somehow that one worked a little better.  Yes, I am aware I was painfully lame.  Cindy was on WTF recently though and it made me feel a bit nostalgic for those days and I actually found her rather charming to listen to.  She had interesting thoughts on beauty, the pressures on girls to be beautiful, motherhood and growing old and growing up.  I enjoyed it.  Also, today is @soulblazer12 birthday and he pretty clearly wants someone to wish him happy birthday, which I get because that growing old thing, it can be really scary.  He is also just enough older than me that he was not too young to be swept up in Cindy Crawford love and i believe he is quite a fan.  So it works out well.  So here she is, in all her 90’s glory and oh god I just realized some of you are younger than these pictures.  Awesome.  Today I want to fuck Cindy Crawford.

So we’re getting all the peripheral guild and association awards leading up to the Oscars and it’s a little bittersweet.  Once the Oscars are done awards season is over and that means the red carpet stuff will dry up, which hurts in part because the red carpet stuff hasn’t entirely blown me away this year.  I feel like we haven’t gotten all we deserve.  Maybe that’s just me.  Krysten Ritter stood out yesterday though and if you’re a fan of hers this year has been good for her.  She has shown up more and of course Jessica Jones was outrageously successful on an artistic level.  Maybe commercial, too, it’s hard to tell with Netflix.  I hope it catapults her to super stardom though because she certainly deserves it at this point.  It’s so strange to think that she was once someone who I just didn’t like after her work on Veronica Mars because now I just see multiple roles in a row where she was absolutely amazing.  Just exceptional.  But that’s kind of her, she is after all a young girl who moved to New York to be a model and said, “Well shit, this is something that chews you up and spits you out after a year or two, I need to figure out something else to do” and basically just decided to learn to act.  It worked.  So she is great.  I really liked her gown at the Costume Designers Guild Awards, too.  I am not sure hwo others will feel about it but the color just complimented her so well, she looks gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Krysten Ritter.

Ariel Winter was at some Young Hollywood thing last night.  I don’t know much about those but they seem to happen all the time and some people are indeed part of young Hollywood and some are like in their 30’s so I don’t really understand and they seem to happen a lot.  What I did notice is that Ariel Winter looks good in black.  The times I seem to notice her she is in black.  I don’t know why that is.  Maybe it’s her hair.  I know sometimes she dresses in ways I quite like, sometimes it’s not for me.  Black seems to be her color though.  I thought she looked good. Today I want to fuck Ariel Winter.

Charli XCX continues to do me no favors with her clothes.  Well, not me exactly.  I happen to really like her style and her willingness to take chances and try things.  But, there are people in my life I care about who do not like her.  Like at all.  Which is strange because you’d think people wouldn’t go out of their way to be wrong but often people do.  Anyway, I see pictures of her at Fashion Week in London and my first thought is, “Well, that’s not going to change anyone’s mind”.  And yeah, if you are reading this and think it’s about you it’s probably about you.  There are like 3 of you.  You know who you are.  I find Charli XCX to be charming and I am just drawn to her.  I like the intelligence that inhabits her work and I like the way she seems to have embraced life and her level of fame to enjoy herself.  I also kind of like some of what she’s worn at Fashion Week.  Some of it less so but I’m just not posting that.  Anyway, here she is because I think she is ridiculous hot.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Here is Lana Del Rey cause it’s a Lana Del Rey kind of morning.  I listened to one of her records, I have a lot of thoughts about her and image and superficiality and authenticity but i have already written about that.  A lot actually.  On this blog.  on other blogs.  Every celebrity is selling us an image of them, not themselves.  Those who we feel are particularly authentic or uniquely themselves are either just better at selling or authentic unique themness is just what they are selling.  This all sounds cynical and it is and lord knows I am not really a fan of the nihilistic there is no truth, nothing can be known freshman year intro to philosophy stuff.  It is not profound and it is intellectually lazy.  My point is just that Lana falls into this grouping that because she is more transparent about the image she is selling she is somehow seen as less honest.  It’s an interesting intellectual contradiction we engage in, where we are almost upset when someone doesn’t try hard enough to let us suspend disbelief.  So yes, she is selling an image but it’s a pleasant image.  And there is truth to be found in purposeful illusion.  Also, she’s just kind of sexy.  Anyway, I have been thinking about all of that but it’s nothing new because it’s basically what I always think about when I think about Lana Del Rey.  Which is a good thing, certainly not everyone makes me explore thoughts on reality and truth.  Today I want to fuck Lana Del Rey.

I started watching the Netflix series Love late last night.  Or maybe early this morning. I am unclear on the time.  It all blurs together something.  I was kinda expecting to post Gillian Jacobs but after seeing the trailer last week, int he back of my head was the idea that i might post Milana Vayntrub.  Basically because when AT&T commercials come on I am like, man, she’s hot.  But I don’t tend to see those during like.. the morning.  Mainly because I’m not watching TV.  So she doesn’t ever get posted but she’s often on my mind because the one time I have posted her was kind of an evergreen post, it gets liked or reblogged about once a week by someone.  I figure this is because people are looking for the AT&T girl, find out her name, search her and… well, her tag isn’t that crowded and there aren’t that many pictures so my post is popular (Also, I guess I was pretty early in posting her.  Though not that early, my buddy @lunoboom was telling me about her youtube channel and how she had a crush on her YEARS before).  So I was glad to see her because I think she is really attractive.  I also think she is hilarious but two episodes in I haven’t really seen a lot of that from her unfortunately. Ex Girlfriend is a pretty thankless role to play.  In life and on TV she’s never the hero.  But anyway… I am rambling, I’m pretty tired.  Today I want to fuck Milana Vayntrub.

This one feels like a strange one.  Not to me but maybe to everyone else.  I have been aware Linda Blair was hot in the 80’s for a long time.  I think since I saw Hell Night as a preteen, which, in my defense, she was exactly what a preteen would notice.  It took place on Halloween night and she was dressed as what I can only describe as a boob princess, which is a fancy dress that seemed to be entirely designed to show off her boobs.  I would normally mock this kind of costume choice except it’s a movie and I’ve seen plenty of Halloween costumes over the years so it’s basically Cinema Verite.  Anyway, being the little girl from the exorcist she showed up in a lot of horror movies later in her career and I always think she looks good.  I just know that’s probably what makes it strange because all anyone else knows her as is the girl from the exorcist and I doubt (and hope) no one sees that and thinks about how sexy it is.  So I guess most people didn’t know she was hot, just me and Rick James.  Anyway, I watched a movie called Witchery the other night but not for her, I watched it for the Hoff and because there was an ice storm outside so I had decided it was a good night to just stay in and watch movies.  I fell asleep like half way through.  It was amazingly bad.  Now, a lot of people would not go back and rewatch the end of a movie they have declared “amazingly bad” but if you are surprised I did then you really don’t know me at all, do you internet?  So yeah, it was bad but Linda Blair was in it and she looked good.  Also naked in the half I slept through, so worth rewatching if that’s if that’s your thing.  I enjoyed it, it isn’t the first time I have thought about posting her, now I am.  Today I want to fuck Linda Blair.

Anna Kendrick won the Grammys last night because I am the authority on such things.  I kind of knew she would when the first pictures surfaced because first of all she looked amazing.  Second of all she’s Anna Kendrick, which means she is amazing.  This gives her an extra bonus.  Then my night went all pear shaped and long story short I didn’t get a lot of sleep so my brain is moving pretty slowly, so I am really no match for Anna today.  She looks amazing and it meant that yeah, I’m not going to fight with that, she wins.  For real though, that black dress is pretty perfect, right? Right. And I have nothing more interesting to say than today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

I am not usually inclined to post a bunch of pictures from the same thing in one post but I guess there is enough variety and it is bountiful enough for me to do so with the swimsuit issue stuff for Barbara Palvin.  I haven’t posted her in a long time, I can’t remember the last time.  Part of that is she hasn’t really don’t that much that has caught my eye in the past year or so.  And of course, my friend @lunoboom is no longer sending me videos and stuff of her.  This is because my dear friend Izzy is… I don’t know why.  Maybe she’s straight now?  No, that seems really unlikely because on a scale of gay to not gay she’s pretty super gay.  I think actually she just has stopped liking hot girls.  She has determined that making out with a hot girl would be gross so she has had none of it.  As a matter of fact, I bet she dares you to send her messages and try to tempt her into making out with you if you are a hot girl.  Dares you!  Anyway, the swimsuit issue is always nice because there are always a few models I like even if I don’t get as excited for bikinis as the rest of the world does.  I mean, they’re fine and all but for someone who loves the beach I have never quite gotten it.  I know I am a person who runs a blog about wanting to have sex with girls but I find there are way, way more fun things to do at the beach than just ogle people in swimwear.  I mean, did you know you can make castles out of sand?  If you haven’t tried it I highly suggest it.  Also you can bury action figures or dolls or whatever but I would be a little bit careful there because sometimes you do that and then you can’t find your Hoth Han Solo and that kind of sucks.  Hypothetically.  Barbara.  This is about her.  Sorry.  She looked very good, it’s nice to see her.  She’s here because she looks good but also people seem really excited she is here and I get it.  That is what I like about the swimsuit issue, it tends to be a lot of pictures of a girl so if oyu like her it’s a little like Christmas.  Also my buddy @she-goes-to-eleven is really excited and enthusiasm is pretty infectious.  So today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.