I am just a little bit too young for Cindy Crawford.  I don’t mean that in the oh she’d shoot me down because I am too young, obviously she would never shoot me down, clearly I could land any celebrity I wanted, this blog is here cause uh… I don’t feel like sleeping with any of them?  I mean that I fully remember when she was among the most famous people on the planet and I would say generally accepted to be the hottest woman alive.  I even remember her Pepsi commercial and yeah, she looked really good in a white t-shirt and jeans, it’s not an accident that picture is here because that is what my mind flashes back to when I imagine Cindy Crawford at the height of her powers.  But I was too young to like… be in love with her or have a crush or whatever.  Oh, I was into girls but not quite willing to admit that except to myself secretly, but I went for much more non threatening girls.  A supermodel?  Even in my fantasies I couldn’t come up with a situation where that worked, it just felt uncomfortable to me as an 11 year old.  Rogue?  Kitty Pryde?  Psylocke?  That I could work out in my head, somehow that one worked a little better.  Yes, I am aware I was painfully lame.  Cindy was on WTF recently though and it made me feel a bit nostalgic for those days and I actually found her rather charming to listen to.  She had interesting thoughts on beauty, the pressures on girls to be beautiful, motherhood and growing old and growing up.  I enjoyed it.  Also, today is @soulblazer12 birthday and he pretty clearly wants someone to wish him happy birthday, which I get because that growing old thing, it can be really scary.  He is also just enough older than me that he was not too young to be swept up in Cindy Crawford love and i believe he is quite a fan.  So it works out well.  So here she is, in all her 90’s glory and oh god I just realized some of you are younger than these pictures.  Awesome.  Today I want to fuck Cindy Crawford.