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So exciting news for me and no one else on Earth most likely, Hammer has an official tumblr @hammerofficial.  I was very excited when I found out and the problem with exciting news like this is it’s most fun shared but there was no one to share with.  So I decided to tell my dear friend Izzy (@lunoboom) because I knew she’s kind of humor me and also because I told her, “I know you also like old ladies”.  Which, I will admit, once I had typed I realized I phrased it poorly.  I meant women from past eras.  Anyway, we talked about it this morning and I showed her Valerie Leon among others and Izzy decided to use science to back up my notions that she is hot. Her scientific conclusion was, “Damn”.  So it’s agreed, multiple countries and sexual orientations find Valerie Leon hot.  You’re welcome, Planet Earth, if you want to give me the Nobel my ask box is open!  Anyway, it got me thinking that yeah, Valerie Leon is pretty hot.  So today I want to fuck Valerie Leon.

Emily Ratajkowski was at a thing the other day.  I can’t remember what it was because it was for some store opening or something and the truth is I just don’t care enough to remember that sort of thing.  She looked very good though.  Her top was shiny so I guess that helps/will get me mocked by people who enjoy that obsession of mine.  It was just nice to see her because she’s very pretty and… I think I like pretty girls.  I think it might be a thing I’m into.  Oh well, blog over, I figured it out.  It’s been fun guys.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Here is Nicki Minaj because I adore Nicki Minaj.  I realize she is for some reason divisive (for some reason.  It’s a mystery why an outspoken woman of color is divisive…) so I am not here to convince you, I am old enough that I have grown to accept some people are just wrong.  Some are wrong so often you’d think it was a bodily function.  I happen to like her a lot.  I also like poetry and I like Maya Angelou.  So when this video of Nicki Minaj reading a Maya Angelou poem was shown to me I enjoyed it greatly.  So I will ignore your hate and point out that Nicki Minaj is both talented and beautiful and I happen to be extremely attracted to her.  So today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

One of the things that interests me about this blog (and only me most likely because I am navel gazing egoist who is fascinated with myself) is the sort of sway someone will have over me for a set period of time.  It’s an alchemy I can’t unravel as to what causes it.  I have posted Demi Lovato a bunch in recent months, or at least frequently compared to the past, because something about her is just clicking for me recently.  I have no idea why suddenly she looks so good to me.  But she does.  And I have lots of examples of that in this blog, stretches where someone shows up all the time only to disappear and so on.  I am not sure what drives it.  Anyway, Demi was playing at one of the countless Jingle Balls we’ll see across the country this month.  I am a little tired of the name Jingle Ball, it is one of those almost clever things that gets more tired the more you hear it and I realize this is likely a branding thing.  Almost every radio station in this country is owned by one of two companies so of course your local Jingle Ball is part of a mass branding in the same way radio sucks because there are set playlists and… I am about to go off on a rant.  I just think they could come up with more than one Christmas themed pun.  It’s not like they are spending time breaking new bands or anything anymore, they must have some free hours to kill.  Anyway, Demi Lovato looked great, I enjoy looking at her… so today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.

So I am fully into Christmas mode now, the Turkey is all gone and I am ready for some Christmas spirit.  So it’s good timing that H&M has been doing a bunch of Christmas themed adverts and Doutzen Kroes’ showed up this weekend.  Which made me think I should get a bunch of Doutzen Kroes Christmas themed pictures for this post.  Thus turned out to be a really big ask.  Other models would have been easier.  So it’s like, winter themed.  Which just isn’t as good but it’s the best I could do.  Of the many odd things I like Christmas themed sexy outfits are one.  I don’t know why, there is no other time red velvet and fur trim do it for me.  I am sure it is some deep-seated childhood issue but I guess it’s deep enough I don’t know why.  Better not to go digging I suppose.  Anyway, here is Doutzen Kroes because she’s gorgeous and guys, it’s 25 days until Christmas! Christmas!  Today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

I had fallen behind on Doctor Who because… well, it happens, video games have been taking up a bunch of my TV time.  Anyway, I caught up this weekend and well, I didn’t know that was going to happen.  So here is Jenna Coleman while I remain obtuse about what I am talking about.  She is pretty and I like her a lot.  So she is who I am posting today because today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

“Yo, have you seen the voice actress for Cait?”  "I have not".  "You should look at the voice actress for Cait".  "Wow".  Pretty much the conversation I had last night with a friend via text.  We had talked a couple of days ago about Cait being a great companion.  I like her because she can take a beating.  In most situations that would be a horrible thing to say but when you’re fighting a pair of Assualtrons and being shot at by mercenaries it is really nice to have someone who can take a licking and keep on ticking.  For those of you who have no idea what I am talking about don’t worry, I’ll explain.  I am of course talking about the international climate conference in France.  Or not.  You can trust me or you can use Google, it’s your choice.  Anyway, Katy Townsend is an actress who has done a bunch of video games and a little bit of TV.  I have seen her in nothing but I love her accent which it turns out is real even though people on the internet have described her actual Scottish accent as, “Bad fake Irish”.  Which, yes, technically a Scottish accent is terrible at being an Irish accent.  Just terrible. Anyway, it also turns out she’s hot and I do so love Fallout so today I want to fuck Katy Townsend.

So it occurs to me as I put this together than in the past 3 days I have posted 3 times directly in response to shows about a female hero.  This is nice because it wasn’t an option at this time last year but really it’s more nice because things could not be more radically different than Supergirl and Jessica Jones.  If I am being honest Jessica Jones is a better show.  It’s a better show essentially because it can be, it can explore themes that Supergirl cannot because of what each show is meant to be.  That is fantastic.  Everything should not be the same and that applies to comic book media as well.  There can be something for everyone.  More importantly it applies to female characters, I saw a wonderful post the other day talking about it.  Jessica Jones and Kara Zor-El are nothing alike.  Not at all.  It is so nice we have moved past the tokenism of the “strong female character” and moved towards the idea of female characters.  I think it can be hard to grasp that representation is not one person who shares one trait with you (gender, race, sexuality, whatever) when you yourself have no such issues finding so many people who share one trait with you.  I guess what i am saying is if you’re a straight white guy you don’t immediately associate with every straight white guy on TV because he’s just like you.  That would be nuts.  No instead you have a whole swath of straight white dudes and you can choose the ones who really seem like you.  And that is what representation really is.  So two characters aren’t enough but it sure is a whole lot more when they aren’t just the same thing.  And it’s ok if one is not for you, my friends @thunderstormofoblivion in a strange bout of desire to be wrong thinks Supergirl is cheesy.  That’s of course just silly.  And wrong.  Supergirl is wonderful, she is hopeful, she is earnest, she is good.  These are amazing things and they make me smile.  Melissa Benoist is just wonderful in the role.  And go find that picture of her carrying a puppy and walking with the most excited girl scouts you have ever seen and tell me cheesy isn’t kind of wonderful.  Today I want to fuck Melissa Benoist.

The America Music Awards were last night and on the scale of prestige they aren’t very high but they tend to score well on the scale of who shows up on the red carpet.  So I was looking forward to that and the first person I saw pictures of was Demi Lovato and I knew immediately Demi Lovato had won.  I just saw her face and it was over.  The dress is nice, it’s fine.  Turns out it wouldn’t have mattered what she wore because I only needed to see the neck up.  Her hair was awesome.  And her face?  Her face game was unreal.  She looked beautiful.  I don’t have any other thing I can say to elaborate more than that, I was taken aback by just how amazing she looked.  So she’s here, she’s the winner, event over.  Today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.