So exciting news for me and no one else on Earth most likely, Hammer has an official tumblr @hammerofficial.  I was very excited when I found out and the problem with exciting news like this is it’s most fun shared but there was no one to share with.  So I decided to tell my dear friend Izzy (@lunoboom) because I knew she’s kind of humor me and also because I told her, “I know you also like old ladies”.  Which, I will admit, once I had typed I realized I phrased it poorly.  I meant women from past eras.  Anyway, we talked about it this morning and I showed her Valerie Leon among others and Izzy decided to use science to back up my notions that she is hot. Her scientific conclusion was, “Damn”.  So it’s agreed, multiple countries and sexual orientations find Valerie Leon hot.  You’re welcome, Planet Earth, if you want to give me the Nobel my ask box is open!  Anyway, it got me thinking that yeah, Valerie Leon is pretty hot.  So today I want to fuck Valerie Leon.